Guaranteed way to make her think you're funny and cute

Mtent
Relaxation
First step is to act mousey and shy or better yet be mousey and shy about everything.

After that, I lightly slapped this girls ass and it made a loud sound even though it was light it made a loud noise because her booty was jiggly, so then right when it made the sound I immediately said "sorry if that was too hard" out of instinct and she burst out giggling, had to contain herself and stifle it. But she turned about and smiled with that look. She thinks I'm cute.

:)

It wasn't even on purpose I'm just really cute but imagine

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  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    7 years ago
    You're neither funny or cute. You're just a troll.
  • flagooner
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    7 years ago
    It is funny how he annoys people though. He feeds off the reaction.
  • TheeOSU
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    7 years ago
    And many of you guys continue to give him reactions.
    I jokingly posted in his first topic and never posted in another until now and this time it's in response to your comments not his topic.
    As long as you guys respond he will keep starting new threads. It might take awhile but if you don't want to see his threads, don't respond to them and eventually he will stop.
  • Mtent
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    7 years ago
    This is not trolling
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    You know how I know you’re gay?
  • TFP
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    7 years ago
    I agree with TheeOSU.

    On that note, @TheeOSU who's worse, Mtent or SJG?
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    This is sad. Mtent giving us advice on getting strippers. Do we really seem that bad?

    Next - SJG will start offering advice on installing reflectors on bikes.
  • skibum609
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    7 years ago
    Its either trolling or you're a fucking moron. You choose. MTENT is worse.
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    At least mtent’s posts are shorter.
  • DeclineToState
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    7 years ago
    ^LOL. Cashman, you must be a glass half full guy, seeing the good in everything.
  • TheeOSU
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    7 years ago
    "On that note, @TheeOSU who's worse, Mtent or SJG?"

    No contest, the Cali creep wins going away!
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    DeclinetoState - If SJG’s posts were short - it would be so much easier to get past the drivel.

    Mtent is annoying - but concise - lol!
  • Subraman
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    7 years ago
    Mtent is a retarded alter-ego one of the tuscl regulars made up

    SJG, although being long-winded and having an ... odd ... worldview, believes what he's saying

    Having Mtent's dopiness is worse
  • JohnnyDough
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    7 years ago
    I believe
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