Wait, Wait .. . Don't Tell Me !!

FREE Food ? (Yup) -- Free Admission ? (It's Complicated) -- NUDE dancers ? (Nope)

What if you could actually figure out the complicated price of admission on the sign inside the front door? Dependent on Day of the Week, Time of Day and whether you went online to get the TEXT PASS -- You can get in from FREE to $15 or $20.

WHAT DO I GET ?

Sports on 16 or more TVs placed around this worn and depressed looking building.