So Yet Another Car Crashed into Lucky Devil Lounge

This club (much like the Acropolis) is right next to a freeway. I don't mean that you take the offramp and the club is on the adjacent slip road. You're literally going like 50 or 60 mph when you turn off into the club's parking lot. So it's bound to happen.

maybe make it a drive thru stripclub.

Perhaps a name change is called for?
UnLucky Devil Lounge

^ Ha! I wish you could use emojis here! [thumb up emoji, crying/laughing face emoji]

It would be really funny if something like Sammy Hagar's "I can't drive 55" was on the turntable for the crash (and here's a challenge: Think of some other appropriate songs for this)

Lesson to be learned, don't turn into the club. Get off the freeway, get gas or something to eat, then come back to the club. Thanks for the info, Jack.