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Me after Follies!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa1f47725512 Dang!! White Boy got some.

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Sleepy, Comfortable Go Go Bar -at least by day

So, this bar is a aging but still in decent shape square bar with a stage behind it. I visited on two weekday afternoon. The bathrooms are passable and have what they need;…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Better looking girls than others in Paterson

Went around noon, surprisingly there were a few dancers there already and a steady stream came in til there were about a dozen. There were also about a dozen customers. Dancers are mostly white,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jens Den

Stopped in Saturday night after going to Gatsby's North. Haven't been to Jen's in a while so I figured I would see if anything has gotten better. First thing I noticed is that the club…

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A Message to FagHorns

You will recieve my horns along with fore and brimstone. I am waiting... you have a special place here in hell

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Not bad

This club has been around for awhile and it gets a mox if girls. Usually good days are Thursday through Saturday. During the day it’s mostly latinas and at night it’s more black chicks. After…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Disinterest

Went on a Friday afternoon and found the same as the other recent times. In a word, disinterest. I saw 5 dancers in the time I was there. 3 were playing pool, 1 was talking…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Reviewing Clubs during a Trip

I was in Atlanta "scouting" clubs for a visit with my friends during the weekend. My first stop was Folies, My next stop was Tattletales. My last stop was my favorite place—Mardi Gras. I guess…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Second Club Review

I was in Atlanta "scouting" clubs for a visit with my friends during the weekend. My first stop was Folies, My next stop was Tattletales. A bit later in the afternoon (4pm). Well, not much…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

Second time around

My first time dancing at this club was last year in January or February. I didn't care for it then and I don't care for it now. I tried the club out because a friend…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

A great afternoon

I was in Pompano with a few hours to kill during an afternoon thunderstorm. Having been to few of the other clubs in town I decided to try something different. Oh boy, different it is…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Chicas Locas Revisit

It has been a while since my last visit here. I visited the club on a Thursday in the early evening and it was pretty busy. Probably 20-25 ladies working and not many empty…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

met a friendly PR dancer at PO

Purple Orchid is my go to spot to insure a relaxed flight out of PHL. Typically PO has a wide variety of WOC, but today I met a puerta rican dancer on her first…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A Day of Club Reviews

I traveled to Atlanta to "scout" clubs for a visit with my friends for the upcoming weekend. My first club was Follies. I had never been there before but had hear lots about it. Paid…

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A message to all you Tuscl Fags

Gawd hates Fags. Stop allowing the Satin to be rammed down your throat. After a enough rammings down the throat sarin will explode in fury and spew vile wickedness down your throat. Cum to confessions and let Jesus cum first.…

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Da Brotha is in Da Hause

Repent all you sinners and hethens. Jeuss Cums First

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TUSCL FANTASY FOOTBALL draft tomorrow 9PM EST

Wonder who will win the divisions this year? LDK division and the SJG division.

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Ever Meet a Pornstar?

I once saw Heather Hunter at a bookstore meet-and-greet. In person she looked so tiny and mousey that my image of her as a sex goddess was blown to pieces. Any other experiences worth telling?

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Race-Baiting Strip Club Shooter Regrets Acting as His Own Attorney

He could have found some top-notch attorneys on TUSCL. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/lukace-kendle-race-baiting-strip-club-shooter-regrets-acting-as-his-own-attorney-10654715

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tracym1 Ontario

Just got a pm from her and sent me an email address Anyone else get this ? Looks like the account was set up this month Just beware guys... not all chicks are legit I'm worried about some of you guys getting legit…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Dropped in to look around.

I usually come here once a month or so but I haven't been over this summer. I came back to see who was around. Prices were standard, with a $10 cover and $5 mandatory drink.…

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Did you ever order a shot of Tequila at a Coffee Shop?

Tittle says it all

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

First time dancers

On my last two visits to Lucky Devil over a couple weeks, I've managed to be there on days when they had brand new girls who were completely new to dancing. Both of them were…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Cubans

This is my second visit to baby dolls.i was happy with the first visit, glad I went back. To sum up, it's a huge club with a lot of hot dancers so you're sure to…

Crazy Moon

Laval, Quebec

Try this place after 10 at night. Maybe.

This club is in Laval, just North of Montreal island. There’s a huge sign. You can’t miss it, which is the only reason I went here since it wasn’t on TUSCL at the time. I…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Great Enlightenment at Curves

This is a summary of four different visits there over the first weekend in August. I normally hate reading these combo-reviews, but hope this will be helpful in total. The story begins on a…

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Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom?

Q Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom? A She couldn't find a baby sitter.

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Good and bad

Got off early. At the start no stage only a topless bartender. No complaints drink specials were 3 dollars, and she had a great ass and hips work some crack peaking out. Nice little pierced…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Friday before midnight can be brutal

Came in around 10 after an evening at La Pearl. I figured a cheap release at La Pearl (under $80 total for entry, drink and barside fuck) would let me be a little more selective…

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6/10 female tricks dozens of men on Tinder to show up in public...

...then eliminated them by physical appearance, and had the remaining men do childish stunts like push ups and sprint to compete for a chance to go on a date with her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJmez9ntPA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oas2rfESbZ4 http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/82018Moonman.jpg

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

First time visit, worth it for one girl

Sunday night, other than 4 guys at the stage, empty. Couldn't find any free passes so paid the $20 cover, but since there's no alcohol there and no drink minimum, not a big deal.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another great time at Henry's

I love this club. I went there today in the afternoon. 3 of my favorites were working, pixie, Ashley, and Susie. I have been with all of them in the past. Pixie is a hot…

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I fingered a pussy

I got a really hot dance last night from this blonde spinner. She put my hand down to her pussy and she begged me to stick my finger in. After that my finger went numb. Is this normal? It…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Bucks Cabaret Fort Worth Detailed Review

Bucks is a midtier club in North Fort Worth and my "home" club. Although I have reviewed this club before I recently purchased one of their memberships, spent time in the VIP, and made a…

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LOL at this guy's tagline

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php5?id=615754

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

A Nice Afternoon

So on my way out of town I stop by good old Tropical Lei. Since it was Monday afternoon, there was not a whole lot of dancers or patrons in attendance. So I sit down…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

No energy

I went to Bazooka's on a whim with $400 in my pocket. The place was fairly clean but no different than your average club. Its right downtown. There was plenty of street parking and a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Rockin The Mic

I hit up Atlantis around 8:30pm on a Wednesday night. Was originally headed to La Pearl, but made a last-minute change. Definitely wasn’t disappointed with the decision, but I do still want to hit La…

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Baltimore Police supervisor cited for drunken altercation outside Block strip cl

Go here for video. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-sergeant-arrested-block-20180827-story.html

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Too slow for any traction

I was on my way out of town and had some time to kill so decided to give this place a visit. It was a Wednesday evening around 5 PM and I walked in ($5…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Very friendly dancer

Stopped in as I happened to be in the area. Not on my regular circuit, but glad I did! Sat down, the barmaid came by to get me my beer. Good thing #1, She was…

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Phily man arrest for raping a woman in a strip club.

A man was arrested for allegedly raping a woman inside a Philadelphia strip club. Jamano Leslie, 31, of Burlington, New Jersey, Leslie is accused of raping a woman inside Club Risque on the 1700 block of Christopher Columbus Boulevard over the…

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3 NOLA clubs raided.

Authorities raided three New Orleans East strip clubs Friday (Aug. 24) after undercover law enforcement discovered prostitution and drug activity at Passions Men's Club, Visions Men's Club and She She's Lounge, the Louisiana Office of Alcohol and Tobacco Control said…

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Three girls gave me a handjob for $100

I paid $25 each plus a $25 tip for three Bitches to give me a dirty ass hand job for one song... I jizzed hard

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Meh Dry

Went this evening monday night about 9:30 pm Parked on the street no parking fee. 10$ entry fee. Immediately to the right there is payment booth and around the corner to the right there are pool…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

"Good Club Bad Girls"

The quote in the title appears on signs in Fillmores so presumably is the club’s motto. Of course “bad girls” is what one is looking for if one wants high mileage, etc. I…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Slim pickings

I stop in to Dollies 3 or 4 times a year and like most of the clubs in the area.....pickins can be slim. Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon and saw roughly 5 dancers…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nobody's talking here

This is an adult bookstore that happens to have a stage with dancers in the back. Seriously, it looks like this bookstore realized one afternoon they weren't using the back room for anything, built a…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Nice dances, too expensive

Casa Diablo is a pretty wild place. Live girl girl sex shows on stage and hands on lap dances are the norm here which is awesome. Just a really cool bar with hot ass chicks.…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

The Parrot

Stop number 2 (of 2) on my Morgantown strip club tour. I have driven by this place a millions times when in town but this was my first visit, with 3 of my friends.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Checking it out - briefly

Checked out this club on a Monday nite back in July - mostly because I was looking for some variety in the area (why I’d want variety when tootsies, scarlets, and d dolls are nearby?…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

If Cabelas opened a go go bar this would be it

Haven’t been to the Daily Planet in almost 5 years. Visited late afternoon on a Monday. My friend had never been here before and I wanted him to see this place for himself. Nothing has really changed,…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Good time tonight!

OK, this club is on the way home from a business trip, so I visit relatively often about monthly if I'm in the area. They've done some remodeling in the club, added a $10…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Former Shell of Itself

In town, and it's been over a decade since I have been to this club. Since then it's had at least 3 different owners that I know of. Sadly it's seen much better…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Found some variety (and fun) at Tootsies

Got there just a few minutes before 8:00 pm so no cover. This was my first visit to Tootsies at night. All previous visits were in the daytime. Not sure why that is. You all…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Well Worth It

This place is great. There’s nothing better than an afternoon getaway to the Playhouse Lounge. Why do I like this place so much? When I first arrive I like to sit for…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

OK Club - couple of really good dancers

I've been here two or three times. It's been a while though. Atmosphere-wise, this club is ok. It's pretty dark and just a little grungy. It's also pretty small, but it's fine. Lap dances are…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been there on better nights

My wife and I visited on a holiday weekend Saturday night. Admittedly, we got there a little early like 8ish. The place was not busy at all. It is a standard entrance where…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Not bad for a weeknight

Visited after work Tuesday for the 1st time. Ordered a bucket of beers and decided to kill some time. About 7-10 girls working it seemed and over half of them were decent. They were mainly…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Yellow rose

9 of us visited Austin for a bachelor party. Austin in general is amazing, only bad experience was our trip to the Yellow Rose. We are a clean cut, good group of guys…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Fun afternoon

Arrived around 3pm, several ladies on the floor. Just did not look good, but got a drink, about $5. And waited. Before too long there were more ladies, 12 or so. Things picked up, had…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Prices are up.

I have not been here in years. Figured it was time. Cover was $6 - such a strange #. Why not $5 or $10? At least I got some singles to tip. The layout…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Saturday night

Made another visit last Saturday arriving around 9pm and leaving a little before 12:30am. Still had a few free passes so I was like why not make a visit. Had a good time as several…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Maybe a slow return to form?

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon on a lark. I used to come here 1-2 times a month but I've mostly been going to Flight Club since the closure earlier this year. As I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun time, but mostly for regulars

Visited in the early evening hours, which might have been my mistake — overall the club felt a bit too quiet, and the majority of the girls were pretty focused on regulars. I’d say the…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

fun at p10 with shavon

stopped by about 2 weeks ago on a monday night, and met this latina named shavon, she was a smoking hot brunette, with nice natural C-cups and responsive light pink nips, about 5'0 big nice…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Dancers are scarce during daylight hours

So I went in right around 4pm and it was slow. There were about 5 dancers. The dancer would come out on stage and do their set and then they would stay in…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Striking out at 6pm

I was on my way back down to the Boston area and figured I would stop by to avoid a bit of the rush hour traffic. I came in and there were some customers…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Interesting afternoon and my car broke down

So I'm out shopping on a smoking hot south Florida summer afternoon and decided to cool off in a nice dark air-conditioned club. PT's is right off the highway and is a place I've been…

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RULES OF ENGAGEMEMT WITH SEX WORKERS

On the one hand its important to treat her like a human being on the other she's likely out to take advantage. How nice are to your ladies?

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Is this the next step in the VIP?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzyvee/everything-we-know-about-torontos-new-sex-doll-brothel

Saturday night at the Lido

Let me start out by saying that I live in South Florida so comparisons are really hard to make. Was in town for the weekend and after reading some reviews and seeking out advice from…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Expensive 45 minutes

I visited Ye Olde Axe last Wednesday at 5:45pm. I had hoped to arrive early enough to avoid an entrance fee, but no such luck. A guy on the door asked for £5 before I…

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Do I take advantage?

OK, so the other day I wrote about a chick who wouldn't stop texting me for favors. Well, yesterday she escalated by calling me twice and, after I blew her off, texting me yet again later in the evening looking…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Out of towner had decent time

Pretty standard nice club. Pretty clean, music not too loud, no annoying DJ, relaxed dim lighting. There are some roped off reserved vip tables on one side of the club. Smaller tables in the middle…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Too much of a dollar parade

About a dozen girls, mix of white and Hispanic, one or two black. In looks, They ranged from 5-8. What I don’t like about Lookers is that they have about 6 girls dancing at the…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

First visit after midnight - still dissapointing!

Haven't been here since April (and I was the most recent review) This is the first time i ever arrived after midnight (got here at 12:30am) on a Friday night, stayed for about an hour.…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Non-Extras Joy

The club is small as in less than 10 seats at the bar and seating for less than 100 in the club. Decent smoking area. Downstairs where the dances occur is not private by Providence…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

First time visit

Pass this every day on my way home and finally figured I'd give it a try. Girls are in 7-8 range in terms of looks and split evenly between white and black girls.…

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Searching for male escort to go to Follies

So...I’m at a club that is the embodiment of everything I dislike about dancing and want to transition to Follies...a more profitable version of that. However, Follies has given me a lot of shit in my attempts to audition so…

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Detroit Issues

So what do you guys think about this whole police witch hunt going on? I’ve heard some on here allude to it, but this article made me more clear about the details: http://titsandsass.com/actually-the-detroit-police-department-visited-stormy-daniels-first/ Do you guys think this stuff is going to…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

It is what it is

I stop here when travelling through, just off I-90 and a quick stop is necessary. Too bad it doesn't open until 3:00 or I'd be by more often. I like that it is…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good trip and will come back

I have been to this club couple of times and I like this club. Although the girls are not all as hot as those in Mons, you will still get decent amount of talents you…

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What kind of fucking name is PISTOLA??

Lol

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Not sure what to make if my first time

I was in town and wasn't planning on going here initially, I was staying across the street from Archibalds so was going to check that out Friday night but after reading reviews I declined. Called…

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Detroit would be a strip club heaven but...

those FUCKING ACCENTS. Holy shit is that annoying.

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Forget the Blue Balls

I got blue wood https://goo.gl/images/Uv6cYN

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Idk about coming back

Stopped by in July on a Monday afternoon/evening and the place was empty. Literally there was no dancers and just the bartender when I arrived. A dancer was there but she was leaving so tipped…

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Stupid Shit PLs Say

In the “Stupid Shit Strippers Say” thread, a couple of dancers mentioned it’s a two way street. I would like to hear from from the ladies the stupid shit PLs have said.

Sophisticats Soho

London, England

It has it’s strengths

After attempting to go to Platinum Lace and then being told it’s 21+ entry contrary to what was online, we decided to go to sophisticats instead. It didn’t seem as nice inside (comparing to photos…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Monday afternoon at Michael's

I know there is always a lot of girls at Michael's when I visit. The parking lot was not full, so I was not surprised to see just a few patrons once I got inside…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Noting to do Thursday night

Was in the area Thursday night and decided to stop in. Place has not change in years so description are about the same. Was a nice night so the doorman was out front…

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Dayshift vs Nightshift on TUSCL

We've had several topics on how strip clubs change from the daytime to nighttime. Many on here have voiced their opinions on when they prefer to go to clubs. But how about TUSCL itself. I get…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Always hits!

I keep going to other clubs and almost always leave disappointed. Then there’s paradise where I feel I never leave dissatisfied. I’ll admit the girls here are t the prettiest or have perfect bodies.…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Meh

I was in the area for the weekend and figured I check out the club since there is not much to do at night in WV. When you go inside the first door, there…

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When I go to the strip club, everyone calls me "Sir"

Some people (like myself) - by the way they look, they way they dress, the overall way they carry themselves - just naturally command respect and deference from the hot polloi. Although I’m used to such preferential treatment, it did…

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How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner?

Q. How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner? A. Go to Burger King but don't use the drive-up window.

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Minneapolis - St Paul Asian massage ?

Hi Everyone - i am new to the minneapolis st paul area. first of all - is there an asian massage review site similar to this that i can look at ? i'd like to get…

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Newbie here

I been on this site for years and never really fully explored the features. Guess I’m here to say hello

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Gets the job done

As far as strip clubs go, Synn Gentlemen's Club is a classic, lower-part-of-town, kind of establishment. I stopped by the place at around 7pm but didn't see many dancers (I was told they were…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Afternoon Visit

I stopped by Scores of Palm Beach around 1:00 on Monday. The cover was a dollar and the beer cost me four dollars. As advertised, the private dances cost $15 until 8:00.…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First stop in Detroit

My first stop of the Detroit trip Monday arrived around 4 or 5pm. Looked like there was a Valet fee, but I took an Uber. I don’t think there was a cover charge The set up feels…

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Would you rather

Give DATY to Rosario Dawson after she walked in room like this... https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/03/31/620/19312855.gif Or free FS once a week for Septemeber? Me? "Wipes mouth, and prepares to eat"

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Hit or miss

Been to the DH a few times so time for a review. This place is as hit or miss as it comes... Located in a semi-sketchy area (but I've done a lot worse) it doesn't…

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Being a male must be depressing because

1) y'all only look good handsome, not pretty.. 2) can't look pretty 3) y'all don't look good in dresses lol..couldn't imagine not wearing those Ok Nicole troll out lol bye

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Searchable Dancer Directory

Is there any way to create a search function on the Dancer Directory? There doesn’t seem to be any way to search by location. That would be helpful for our local clubs as well as if we travel.

Club Koyote

West Terre Haute, Indiana

Pole Barn

It was a very interesting trip. I was passing through and decided to stop of the night. Went to Club Koyote for a few drinks before heading back to my hotel. The club itself is…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Dead as a door nail

I was in Orange County for work and had time to kill in the evening, so I thought I would check out the local talent. When I got to the club, the parking lot…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

What a difference a few weeks makes!

So I've been a regular here for the past 6 years or so, overall Palms is an extremely nice looking club, friendly bar staff, dancers are more often than not VERY damn sexy. I've never…

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Lot of my actual GF looks Similar to this template

Usually the only difference is hair and skin color lol

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuego Is Apparently Closed Again

I left a Nationals game early on last Tuesday night and decided I'd take my maiden voyage to Fuego. Coming off Kenilworth Ave. I got a little twisted around but eventually found the place.…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Not my kind of place

Visited Savannahs Gentlemens Club in Winston-Salem on a Saturday night. This was my second club that evening. Door cost was $20 total for a membership and entrance. I'm not sure of the breakdown,…

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Little boy blue

Knew that if he fucked with strippers his balls would stay blue Yo lame ads tricks I got a sell going on its buy one hoe get next two foe free $250 for regular $500 for top shelf $1,000 for Bottom Bitch (daddy's…

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Smooth as Silk

I've often been told I'm smooth or genuine or charming or the kind of guy they known for years although this is the first meeting The second biggest possible seductive quality I possess in my arsenal. So please for those that seen…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Late August Visit

My first time here since April 2018. I always come here when I go to Atlantic City. This was possibly my best visit. There were about 10 to 11 women there about 2:30 in the…

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Top pimp

How is the top pimp of tuscl? Daddy tricks little baller 100 or someone else! Just curious cause pimpin aint easy!

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Ever get a air dance and dancer thanks she fucked you up lol

Some times I try super hot hoes just because we'll she is a ten... most times its air or mild touching and she is banking on her looks to much to pay the bills... I guess it works enough for…

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Two more postion moves and ill be traveling for business

Well we'll well... maybe in my near future lord willing I'll be blessed enough to be in a position to join the ranks of so many members that travel to locations because of business and club on the time off.…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Pretty girls, but the whole place is more businesslike than fun

Ended up at CP around 11 PM on a weeknight not long ago after some undetermined number of cocktails. Probably 20-25 dancers on hand. $5 cover (I think - blame the cocktails).…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Solid talent and value

I stopped by shortly after opening time on a recent afternoon. Others have described the club and layout so I won't repeat. When I arrived, the only dancers were the waitresses, who took…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Tough visit

Decided to visit on a Tuesday this time rather than towards end of the week. Arrived at about 4.30pm. Parking lot was mostly empty, so not much crowd inside, may be about 30-40 patrons. My…

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Happy national dog day!

https://ibb.co/nJdCSp Anyone else have a dog? (And no, human females do not count. Sorry pimps)

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

The Sammy Shuffle

Rolled into this bar at 8:30 PM to a light crowd and perhaps 12 dancers on the floor. My last visit here was in the spring so I was expecting a little more talent this…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

fun sisters

Had a bit of free time on a friday evening and headed over to lusty's. The bar itself is the same dump that it has always been. Strange that with the bar in as bad…

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niggas here be acting like hoes

getting all sappy over their faves and dispensing with $4,000 because a hoe said you were kind of funny. hoes are only good for sucking dick, none of that talking, cuddlin shit, once you're done giving me head get out,…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Random stop on a Saturday night.

Enter The Chaindog. I was not planning on coming here but was in the neighborhood. Entered at almost 9 pm , parking lot was pretty full. 5 bucks for a cover ( Good…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Possibly a new favorite

I had been reluctant to try Scarlett's for some reason. I think partly I have had a reliably good time at Hustler Club, and generally returned there when I was in St. Louis. The other…

Garden of Eden

Dublin, Ireland

Unremmarkable first strip club experience

Environment: 5/10 Girls (Appearance): 7/10 Mileage: 3/10 Ambiance: 3/10 Fun: 3/10 I broke my "strip club" cherry at this place during a trip to Ireland in 2017. Paying the doorman and you're led to an open area with couched or…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

For the win

Went in on a Thursday night around 11:30..didn’t expect to find much but every so often there is a diamond in the rough and tonight was that night...I usually like to scope out the talent…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday fun

Checked out The Block during the day shift on Monday a couple of weeks ago, late in the afternoon. Everywhere but RR was a bust. Either few dancers or not my type. RR had…

Platinum Lace

London, England

Air dances but can get a bit further if dancer likes you

Lots of Romanian girls if that is your type of thing. A few local London girls as well. I was approached by a 10 and soon went into the VIP room. Prices are 300 for…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This place rocks if you meet the right girl!

I am going to cut to the chase here. This place is actually awesome if you meet the right girl. Now this can be said for any club out there but it seems…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

New Favorite Oregon club?

I'm not going to go in to the physical club it self, the other reviews accurately describe the club. The bartender was amazing! Not only one of the best looking girls in the place, but…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Thursday Night at Scores

I have been to Scores several times in the past year, usually at night, but one day time trip as well. This visit was around 10 pm on a Thursday night. Although recognizing that we…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Typical Ogd visit

Around 10 pm on a Friday night. About 4 or 5 girls. Typical cheap cold beer ($3.50 budlight). Was approached by Riley and accepted a dance. She was very nice, some stick shifting. At one…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Sunday night was kind of lame

Wife and I went on Sunday between 9-11. Place was dead for the most part. There were about 6 or 7 dancers and they weren't the greatest looking. A couple of them…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Palomino Pleasures

Tried to call for complimentary limo service, but they didn’t have availability until after midnight. Vegas had taken its toll the night before and I wanted an earlier night, so me and my buddy…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Went to dream girls on a Thursday, kind of empty

Went and visited on a Thursday night. Club was pretty empty, the upstairs deja vu club had a decent amount of people there. I personally didn’t mind the no alcohol in dreamgirls cause if i…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Drama

Stopped in Lucky Corner for a quick beer and a dance or two. The club was crowded, full of dancers, more dancers at one time than I ever seen in an Akron club. I was enjoying…

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Stupid Shit Strippers Say

Has a dancer (or maybe even staff member) ever said something to you and what they said and how it's phrased sounds so stupid that all you can think is, "wow, this job is perfect for this moron..."? Other internal thoughts…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

sinclair's Review

I went to Centerfolds on a Saturday night about 20:45. The parking lot needs to be repaved, and despite a green and white paint job, the exterior of the club looks like it has seen…

Matehuala Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Not many places like this

Business took me to Monterrey, Mexico last month , not the hot bed of reviews on Tuscl , but happy I could use previous reviews for guidance . Decided to start at Matehuala, as this…

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Part 2

So after I said that the bbbj would be $100., his mood totally changed. He looked confused and said that he wouldn't want everytime be "this way" meaning he isn't about to give me any money. I didn't like the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Cricket afternoons

I had previously tried the Cricket on a Wednesday afternoon and was so disappointed in the talent that I went to Bogarts, which i reviewed and as fellow visitors know is a total dive. The…

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Does anyone do dream interpretation?

Just wondering about a dream set in the future at first where aliens invaded our planet but the invasion began around now but no one noticed. The aliens morphed from blob like creatures into lizards that blended into the…

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Paris TN clubs

Several years ago I was having to go to meetings in Paris TN and they had 3 pretty good strip joints. Cimmeron was the name of one of them that was further outside of town (and the one that gave…

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Forgive me but.....

What are these extras you are talking about ? Forgive me because Im new here. I have been reading the reviews and there is talk of "extras" are you talking about sex ? Oral ? Or a girl that let's…

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Nicole 1994

I am thinking me and nicole 1994 should be friends!

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Unexpected Reactions (Part 1)

So , I have been chatting with a guy over email since about July. We've had great conversation and sent pictures/videos so I felt comfortable meeting him when he came to Dallas yesterday. Yes , I was two hours late…

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Has the rating algorithm changed ?

It looks like the algorithm may have changed to put a heavier weighting to more recent reviews.

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Juice plz change ur TUSCL name to something cooler

Juice is ugly ass ass name ..yes I can say that cuz that not ur real name lolol

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Poor men like big breasts

A psychological study in Malaysia found that poor men prefer women with large breasts while wealthier men prefer women with smaller breasts. In a separate study, the same psychologists discovered that men are more likely to be attracted to larger…

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Dancer tried to get $5 from me at the table

By letting me suck her nipple Cleaver idea but I passed she was forty and had fried eggs on a nail boobies

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Anyone ever go to the club on your 30 or 60 min lunch break ?

I do from time to time... was curious if others had this issue ?

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What do you call a stripper's birth control pills?

Q What do you call a stripper's birth control pills? A Crime stoppers.

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Who's your favorite girl to look at in the morning?

For many mornings, I enjoy looking at the hot traffic girl, Rachel Roller. https://www.instagram.com/p/BmvX2RiA3h5/?hl=en&taken-by=leetle_miss_sunshine

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The Innocence of Juice

Pleas... indulge me

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Platonic Relationship

I know most of you guys go after strippers in hopes of having OTC fun. Would any of you guys ever settle for a platonic relationship with any of the girls you meet in the club? Or do you guys…

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Dancer stayed in one position for multiple dances

I know some guys dont like dancers changing positions too much. Ldk'ers dont like it because it makes it harder to ldk quickly. Last week I had a dancer get on my lap cg and didnt change position for 5…

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My last discussion topic - A Toast!

I'll be somewhere where I can't check the site and closely monitored by people who would love to scream high issue at what I am planning to make my new hobby. I don't really care what they think, but…

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RIP to john McCain bc he wasnt racist like trump

I hate Hillary Clinton and kamala harris too.

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Flight club crash

Could not find anything online but Friday night/Saturday morning about 1:30am the police had michigan ave closed right in front of the flight club diverting traffic off michigan ave. Many police cars but didn't see fire trucks or ambulances. That…

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Sen John McCain

Passed away tonight. I really wasn't a fan, he had lots of faults as we all do but I was impressed by his toughness from when he was a Viet Nam POW and between him and the guy he ran…

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DTW > ATL

Convince me otherwise. My reviews should be up soon

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I was in the area to a see a customer

I was in the area to a see a customer and dropped by the club on the way home. I went in there unaware a party was even going on that evening. I had never seen the place so packed…

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Personal best on PubG

20 kills and a chicken dinner Life is good... all I need is a blow job

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Two bits

Can i holla @ u bby

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The relentless pursuit of favoritism...

I have been thinking more and more that I really hate variety and love having long term favorites. I enjoy the experience so much more with someone over time. It is a major turn on for me to have a…

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Trolls

With all of the trolls that have popped up lately, and you guys that find them funny (I’ll admit that I find some of them funny also) if this was “an a la cart” menu and you had to…

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Do you do anything extra for a CF if she's special?

And I'm not talking she's special because you're a RIL and you just can't help yourself, but special because she's gorgeous, polite, reliable, fun to hang out with, and is basically better than any girl you've ever met this way. For…

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Follies does enforce it's dress code.

Today they refused entry to the guy in front of me to get in because he was wearing a plain white t-shirt but they sold him a black one to put on over it. Don't know how much the t-shirts…

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Stand Up or Sit Down for the NFL

Man all I heard on sports channels this morning was the NFL. No political bullshit just predictions. Chargers gonna win their division. Titans gonna go deep in the playoffs. Steelers eliminated early. What are these…

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Advances in bathroom technology!

Thanks to priceline, I was recently able to afford a stay at a three star hotel built this decade. Nature started blowing up my phone as I was drinking the free coffee after checkout, so I made a visit…

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Brazil

Anyone know about mongering in Brazil? I have been reading some pretty interesting things but I would to hear from a primary source.

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Calling all pimps

In need some pimpology here. I think this scenario can take place anywhere ... I know I have enough charm to pursue women, and though I am not successful all the time, what I can get is a entrance into a romantic…

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Nina, Nicespice, Cashman, Nicole, Subraman seen together - shit how did we miss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAdqYLxacs This video was posted few days ago. Nina - barmaid. when she starts a job, does it right. Great work ethics. Nicole - Freeloader. Wants a piece of Nina (just because). And gets whooped. Cashman - Manager who stops Nicole…

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Yes men..u hold doors for everuone .but my previous post wasnt direceted at u,

Lolol at ur attempt to hamper down the message of the post..but u cant cuz I was only speaking of the men who A)hold doors for women just bc she is woman B) hold doors for women to a greater…

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Glitter

I hate going to a club and getting glitter on me!

Tijuana

Country man can we go to TJ together plz

Ok thx bye bby

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ROB stories

One evening when I stumbling through SF in drunken haze, I wandered into a random strip club. It sucked, smelled like garbage, and the dancers looked shady ... said the guy in the trench coat reeking of mixed drinks…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Jasmine posts

Jasmine posts

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

ROB Alert: "austin"/"Shauna" new to TT. blonde white girl

ROB Alert: "austin"/"Shauna" new to TT. blonde white girl with a bigger than needed boob job "heather" also new to TT. tall thin blonde white girl with face piercings and dermals.

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Nicole 1994

Her avatar is the best birth control! Even hot hong kong chicas can't fix the damage that ugly mug avatar has done!

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

ROB alert: dayshift "AJ" from Columbus

ROB alert: dayshift "AJ" from Columbus

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Fuck Rooms

Thought I found a newbie VIP candidate. First week stripping. The club has individual small rooms for VIP. When I asked if she had done any VIPs yet she said "Oh, the Fuck Rooms? I don't do those." Strike three! What is…

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Stop holding doors for us if you don't want to talk about ending rape culture as

We not asking u to talk about political issues, you already do that .we are saying DONT FORGET to incorporate ending sexual violence, discrimination and rape culture into the political issues that already concern you Yes ..women lie about…

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Here is help for you chubby guys.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/you-can-now-buy-man-bras-on-website-selling-lingerie-for-men/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The meseros work for tips, and the club makes its

The meseros work for tips, and the club makes its money primarily from drinks. I tip one dollar per drink. in fact anybody I tip it's one dollar.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

an adelitas girl cannot go to Cascada. they have their

an adelitas girl cannot go to Cascada. they have their own hotel. likewise with Chicago bar. perhaps if they are off duty they can but I have never really checked that out. Cascada Hotel services Hong Kong, las chaveles, tropical bar…

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2 Arrested At 'Gentlemen's Club' In Milford: Police

Why would you place "Gentlemen's Club" in quotes? https://patch.com/connecticut/milford/2-arrested-gentlemens-club-milford-police

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15 min free !!!

Had an amazing night out clubbing to bad I work this weekend.. well at least I had Friday Long story short I got this long hairs brunette that had some dick sucking lips and was willing.... well I paid for a…

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What did the West Virginia stripper's kid bring to school for show and tell?

Q What did the West Virginia stripper's kid bring to school for show and tell? A Head lice.

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numbers game . . .

What percent of strippers are worth getting dances from? What percent of TUSCL trolls are actually funny? What percent of shot girls accept that you neither want a shot nor care to buy them a shot instead?

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Describe the worst lap dance you've ever received?

So I tried nightshift out tonight and got a dance with a new baby stripper. She literally just violently jackhammered her pussy into me for 4 minutes. The pounding was so extreme that my lower abdomen is all red and…

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Need advice on Pittsburgh for upcoming trip

Which is a more enjoyable experience, Blush for a Saturday day shift or Cheerleaders for a UFC fight? I'm looking for a healthy mix of quality dancers and the ability for an out-of-towner (non-regular) to attract some nice spinners without too…

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LDK Upsell

This was a first for me: a dancer tried to upsell me on VIP by offering LDK. She didn’t come right and say that she would make me LDK, but when she brought up VIP dances, I asked…

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Last night hoe showed me how bad a zipper can fuck up a pussy

Was at a club last night and deep into the night I'm getting a dance from a favorite and while we chilling waiting for next song to start she lays down on the couch pulls her panties aside and ask…

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How much in savings makes you feel rich

Note feel Not actually rich lol Right as I hit $10,000 in liquid saving I feel rich as fuck. Granite I live a very minimal life style but good lord especially with about $750 free every month I feel loaded like a twice baked

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Sjg pl advice board

This is where sjg can answer pl questions and give pl advice! Please be respectful to sjg we are lucky to have his brilliance!

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We have been hit with some much diverse and contradicting propaganda over the la

Title says it all.