My Grandma passed away last winter. She always had a joke. She always said she was still here because she had a few more people to get even with.
This morning I was looking at some of her old emails she sent me and I goind this....
Getting even
This is an idea for when they put us in "the Home!" I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning',
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?' I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went ! Description: The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. 'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted.......... I just smiled.
DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE
You never fucked with grandma. She was a dam good shot. Lmao