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crazyjoeColorado

Every time I see one on the freeway I think, how smart would I look if I were driving one of those and got rear ended by a truck. And summersalted down the road...

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crazyjoe

I think I would look smarter riding kayak down an escalator

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-me

You should watch the crash test video where they run a Mercedes C class into a Smart car

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Vantablack

Those Smart Cars are ugly as hell. I would rather walk than drive one of those

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crazyjoe

^^^ you got the right right idea with the bow tie.

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nicespice

Smart cars can’t get smarter fast enough. I want a self driving car and I don’t care how ugly it is.

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flagooner

Can you still get a DUI in a self driving car?

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Vantablack

@crazyjoe

I love my Camaro and my Corvette. True speed machines, both attract plenty of attention and both have been reliable in the time that I've had them. Chevy makes some badass cars

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crazyjoe

^ I agree

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crazyjoe

Better than those Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodges

Definitely better than Dave Or Dans Garage Experiment

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MackTruck

Lmao

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Cashman1234

Those smart cars look totally gay!

I’d rather drive a fisher price cozy coupe on the highway - as it would look better - and I’d feel safer!

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Warrenboy75

My neighbor has one..........I constantly give him shit about it but his wife is a tree hugger and she bitched him into buying it.

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Papi_Chulo

Juice tried to buy a smart car but the dealer told him he didn't qualify

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twentyfive

I can imagine Juice and crazy Joe ridding in one of those, who farted becomes the question of the day ;)

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san_jose_guy

I think SmartCars are very practical, though personally I like the 2 door Nuevo FIAT 500 better, especially the Abarth version. Owned and worked on lots of 4 cylinder transverse front wheel drives, know a lot about how to do the more involved kinds of maintenance on them.

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The cars which most people drive have gotten way too big and way to heavy. Even established model names keep getting bigger and heavier. FIAT Nuevo 500 and SmartCar are both necessary steps in the right direction.

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MackTruck

Funny topic.

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san_jose_guy

Like the more upright seating cars like SmartCar and FIAT Nuevo 500, or the lower seated versions like Mazda MX5 ( FIAT 124 ), Honda 2000, BMW Z3 and Z4?

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strippercutie404

That's not the only way I'd like to get rear ended by something big in a smart car ;)

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^^^ :) :) :)

It was one of our TJ experts who introduced the idea that the best place for anal is to take the girl into their big showers.

I think that is a great idea, as then after you finally take her high heels and what ever else remains off of her, and then clean up, and get into the hot tub.

It is an art, making extended MSOG sessions work, entertaining the girl during all the in between times.

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