Uther: One night with her. You don't understand, you're not a man. Use the magic. Do it!
Merlin: Behold Excalibur! The sword of power!
Merlin: Ride! Your lust will hold you up!
Merlin: STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still!... That's it... and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, ...
Merlin: Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late.
Merlin: Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself.
King Arthur: You must speak your heart. You sit at the Round Table. Where is this evil?
"I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way...Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.” — Col Jessep, A Few Good Men
Clarice Starling: Freeze! Put your hands over your head and turn around! Spread your legs! Spread your legs! Put your hands in the back... thumbs up. FREEZE!
Lauren Bacall's famous invitation to Humphrey Bogart in the 1944 film “To Have and Have Not”: “You don't have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
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[to Rocco who has killed Paulie in the car]
Peter Clemenza: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
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So many good ones from Excalibur...
Uther: One night with her. You don't understand, you're not a man. Use the magic. Do it!
Merlin: Behold Excalibur! The sword of power!
Merlin: Ride! Your lust will hold you up!
Merlin: STAND BACK! Be silent! Be still!... That's it... and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, ...
Merlin: Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late.
Merlin: Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself.
King Arthur: You must speak your heart. You sit at the Round Table. Where is this evil?
King Arthur: Excalibur, I call on your power.
King Arthur: I need you now... more than ever.
Lancelot: I sought only not to harm you.
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“show me the money!”
(the movie title escapes me at this moment.)
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^^^ Jerry Maguire
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thank you sir. (been hitting the good eggnog this morning.)
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Mean girls:
Regina George: Boo, you whore!
Cady Heron: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Gretchen Weiners: You can't sit with us!
Janis Ian: (when asked what her wig is made of) Your mum's chest hair!
Ms. Norbury: Hi! Did you wanna to buy some drugs?
Gretchen Weiners: You can't sit with us!
Gretchen Weiners: Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks! wink
Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... just don't do it, promise? Take some rubbers.
Gretchen Weiners: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!
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Lol
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"I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way...Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.” — Col Jessep, A Few Good Men
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^^ Did you order the Code Red "
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“I’m starting to get some feeling back in my jaw.” —Annie Hall
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Elliott Ness: "Don't you have more important things to do."
Officer Malone: "Yeah, but I'm not doing them right now."
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Clarice Starling: Freeze! Put your hands over your head and turn around! Spread your legs! Spread your legs! Put your hands in the back... thumbs up. FREEZE!
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Dorothy: Hello, baby.
Frank Booth: Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon? Can't you fucking remember anything?
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The Dark Knight:
Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
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Some great one from Airplane too
"I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock."
"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines." or sniffing glue or smoking or drinking
"No, thank you, I take it black, like my men."
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^ Surely you can't be serious.
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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
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Lauren Bacall's famous invitation to Humphrey Bogart in the 1944 film “To Have and Have Not”: “You don't have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”
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Shirley... wasn’t it? or don’t call me
shirley...
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^ You saw that one in the theater, didn't you?
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^Not really it was before my time not yours ;)
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Fuck you grouch
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^ You saw the original Shakespearean version at Stratford-on-Avon back in the 1500s didn't you ;)
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I had season tickets at the Globe.
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;)
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I saw Airplane on betamax video tape unlike some of you old farts.
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dang. that’s old.
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Nosferatu: ""
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"show me how you suck a cock" - Bad Lieutenant
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Naked Gun... Nice Beaver
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More from Reservoir Dogs...
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
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