Holding Down the Fort Till the Regulars Show Up
For the first time in a while, I was in Glover Park, found a parking space in front around 9ish, and stopped by GG. No ID, no cover, just a DJ on the right and a bored-looking security guy on a stool. Not a lot of customers, but dancers on all three stages (they perform for 3 songs each and then 3 more dancers get on stage) and a few others walking around or sitting together just like usual. A couple elderly regulars were by the bar and I took a seat by the first stage which is across from the bar. A girl wearing a Pokemon outfit (yes Halloween is nearing) greeted me and then took the stage. Natural chest, great legs and butt and whatever was between them. Yep, nude dancing on stage, plenty of views while you sip your drink or wait for your hamburger, which today was kind of messy and the meat was falling apart. Luckily the same couldn't be said for most of the dancers, who did fun stage tricks and displayed their wares for all to see. While some were tattoo-heavy, others were very clear skinned and beautiful. Everything from 5s to mid-8s tonight. (And one I will rate a "10", see below.) Of course there are no lap dances in this club, so a tip, an occasional hug (if you're a regular) or incidental touching are the main ways one associates with the dancers if they don't talk to you first.
Given I arrived during a pretty slow time, I managed to be joined by various dancers during my stay. There was Rosalie (the Pokemon girl) eating her nachos next to me, very friendly and normal-seeming (amazing how that works when they can't sell you lap dances or VIP rooms). A few minutes later, there was Barbie (well-rounded blonde with big boobs) who enjoyed a drink with me and who gpt her legs wrapped up around mine (which is what passes for touching at this club) , before her regular home boys came in after her stage dance. And unlike last time, most of the girls came by during their tip walk. But as is normal with this place, once the regulars started drifting in (including a middle-age couple), the girls tended to drift over to them and I was spared tip walks and further conversation with dancers except when going to the stage to appreciate them up closer. Buy hey, this place has survived for 50 years in an upscale neighborhood and I guess it's how they do it. The food is OK too, though their burger is hit or miss and tonight their fries were meh. Rosalie was eating a giant heap o' chicken strips and nachos, enough to put in a box to enjoy for days to come.
Honorable dancer mention to Ana, whom Barbie pointed out on stage and then introduced to me right after. Ana was very much into the music and the beat as she wiggled around on stage, and then came up to me at her tipwalk after Barbie got on stage, typing a message on her smartphone for me to type back. As it turns out, Ana, a college student studying politics in law, is deaf. We typed a nice conversation on her smartphone. I trust she will be a success in no matter what she does. Good on her to be able to get up in front of strangers and do her thing while stark nekkid. For that she rates a 10.
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