If you won tonight's Mega Millions would you still club?

NJBalla
New York
I personally wouldnt. I'd start flying in the hottest porn stars to go on all exclusive trips with me or for OTC. I think I need to start making my list tonight just in case. But my top 3 would have to be.

1. Adrian maya
2. Abella Danger
3. Laurie Vargas

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Warrior15
6 years ago
Yeah, it's nice to dream. Odds are one in 302 million.
chessmaster
6 years ago
Yeah. I would also go to Tijuana and have a reverse gangbang with the entire stable at hk first though.
Liwet
6 years ago
I'd continue to club if I could afford it.
Vantablack
6 years ago
I would go put a portion of it into a savings account, put some in into trading/stock market, and then I'll go buy a strip club and chill at home while the money comes in
Vantablack
6 years ago
And I would only go to the club to show off how much I have. I wouldn't go for the girls, I'd go for my ego boost.
ATACdawg
6 years ago
Would I club? Hell, I'd BUY a strip club, lol.
NJBalla
6 years ago
@Liwet "I'd continue to club if I could afford it." Seriously?
MackTruck
6 years ago
I would eat lots of beans and create my own version of the gastronomical bean story at the club.
MackTruck
6 years ago
I will make brother foghorn proud
Dominic77
6 years ago
To quote some other man: “I’m the same basic guy, I just put shrimp in my ramen now.”

That’s how I would approach strip clubbing, too.
GACA
6 years ago
If I wasn't just newly married, fuck... I'd have a Money Mayweather strip club spending spree at a very high end club and dare those girls not to do extra for the tips I'd be dropping...
crsm27
6 years ago
i would still club just with a bank roll. I hate to say this... but I would be the guy everyone hates in the club... LOL
shadowcat
6 years ago
In 2013 a Columbia SC man won $400 million Powerball jackpot. He was a regular at the Columbia Platinum Plus strip club. Dancers told me that his win did not change the way he spent money in the club. Hard to believe!
JohnSmith69
6 years ago
I read that the odds of being injured by a vending machine are something like three times more likely than winning the lottery drawing. So let’s not talk about it. It just gets Juice all excited and then he spends all of the rent money on lottery tickets.
lick-that
6 years ago
Nice dream.
But seriously.
5-6 figure guy/w strippers-just drama.
9 figure!! guy/w strippers-a tragedy waiting to happen.
mjx01
6 years ago
move to Germany ;)
shailynn
6 years ago
Honestly I sometimes wonder how I haven’t self destructed yet considering I have a good paying job, no kids, free time (to get into trouble) good health etc...

With that much money I’d fuck up majorly and it would probably all start in a strip club.
lick-that
6 years ago
++Shailyn
Too much $$$. Too much potential for trouble in a SC
lick-that
6 years ago
Would still partake, but have to up your game majorly.
See-Money Mayweather
Muddy
6 years ago
I'd just buy out my favorite clubs. Not having to work daytime would be fucking SWEET too.
Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
All this talk of buying a club, really?!?! If you had that money I wouldn't be looking for owning that headache. You would already be a baller so best to be catered to with no real life worries. Damn you could just build a party room in your mansion that has all the trappings of a club by invitation only or just rent out the club if thats the experience you want. Personally I would have quite the yacht and travel the world.
ATACdawg
6 years ago
Let's look at this logically. Odds of winning:

1:3,200,000 million.

Current value:

$1,600,000,000

Now, assuming that I could afford to buy 320,000,000 tickets, I would be assured of winning the grand prize! A return of $5 for every $1 invested.

Of course, if there were more than five winners, I'd be screwed, lol.
orionsmith
6 years ago
You could spend a million a month on strippers and sex and after 10 years, only have about a billion left. In the poor house. Yep. 120 million blown after 10 years, if I lived another 30 years, have to budget only 333 million over 10 years. Then spend about 3 million a month because I'm on a budget. Might be cheaper to get several wives with agreements and only spend a few million.
If people knew you had money, no problem getting attention in a club. Might need body guards if you went to one because you might be treated like either Trump or Obama depending upon what crazies were in a club. You could visit Platinum and have it be a private invitation only night and pay the club a lot more than they make in a night and pay all attending dancers 4 thousand. It'd be packed with dancers. Might be overkill.
flagooner
6 years ago
There is no reason i can imagine that having more disposable money would make me want to club less.
NJBalla
6 years ago
Good answers. After further thought I wouldnt sleep with porn stars anymore. Id probably fly out to a place like Dominican Republic or Brazil and get seven 21 year old virgins to bring back to my mansion with me. We'd have some arrangement where each girl gets to sleep with me for 1 day of the week.

You guys that will still club are crazy. Im greedy and wouldnt want any sloppy seconds or high mileage girls around me anymore.
flagooner
6 years ago
^ I club because I enjoy the experience and dynamic. That wouldn't change if I were suddenly rich.

If the only reason I went to clubs was to have sex, I wouldn't club now because there are other less expensive options that are more of a sure thing
Dominic77
6 years ago
I'm basically happy with what I already do. Strip clubbing without sex. Why change it? What Flagooner just posted. :D
Liwet
6 years ago
@NJBalla

If I won that much money, I'd be focused on investing it properly so that I'd be set for life. Only then, if I could afford it, would I continue to go clubbing.
Countryman5434
6 years ago
I would move to san diego live on beach! Go to tj anytime i wanted
Dominic77
6 years ago
See, @liwet gets it! I know where he is coming from!

I come from a being-always-broke mentality. So I, too, would follow the advice to plan, get my U.S. treasury bonds set up (10y, 15y, etc), as guaranteed yearly income ($450k-650k/yr) all bought and paid for, get my S&P 500 index funds (market, low fees) all purchased, get my wealth & estate lawyer to set up the trust and LLC (whatever) to make me law suit proof, etc. Set aside % for family (maybe 2%), let him deal with it. Etc., etc. All bought and paid for. ........Then and ONLY then would I spend dollar-number-one on strippers (or hookers and blow or a car above a base model).

Lots of former lotto winners thought like DC did. But you still have XX millions to blow even if YY happens or you lose ZZ on gambling or bad investments. Lots of DEAD lotto winners thought like that. Lots of bankrupt lotto winners thought like that. Mansion. LOL. Notice the pattern? ;)
Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
i already have megamillions and I go to strip clubs every fukcing week!
GoVikings
6 years ago
Abella Danger.....you got good taste NJballa
Clubber
6 years ago
First thing I'd do before I let the word out, is ask all my friends to loan me $50 for a few weeks. Those that I know that COULD comply (some rarely even have $50) but didn't, well you can figure the rest out!
Estafador
6 years ago
I'd club 5 DAYS a week.
Clubber
6 years ago
DC9428,

Wasn't all my idea. I read something similar and just adapted to lotto.
April9424
6 years ago
dancing.. i'd still do it, just not nearly as much. i know i would miss it though and want to work a few nights a month just for fun. i'd probably travel to new cities and do it as a way to explore the city through the locals, meet new friends and stuff.

clubbing as a customer.. yeah i'd probably go apeshit and start clubbing all the time. but i think i'd probably burn myself out with it after a while and get bored bc i have an addictive/obsessive personality like that. i'm the kind of person who finds a song they like and listens to it on repeat until they hate it.
Book Guy
6 years ago
I'd change my clubbing habits, but would feel free to increase rather than decrease my involvement in it. I think I would drive myself to the clubs less often, taking Uber or a taxi more often, and I think I might try changing cities to get myself to a location where the clubbing was more amenable to me. Maybe get a little dive-rental near-ish to Detroit's airport area strip clubs, for instance, because hot chicks with high levels of service is what I'm presently hankering for. Generally, with that kind of money, it seems to me that you should go about re-arranging your WHOLE life to encapsulate your new income properly. Trying to make that money into a mere add-on to your former life sounds to me like a recipe for disaster, because you are still THINKING about money in the old way but RECEIVING money in a new way. You need a total re-think. In fact, at that amount, I believe I would start out by hiring a pretty-much-full-time personal assistant who had a good background in personal financial management, and keep that person on as my advisor and money-manager for about the first three years, give or take, just to make sure I didn't make any newbie mistakes. I'd want to LOCK IN the prosperity, not simply immediately exploit it.
NJBalla
6 years ago
@govikings All the girls in porn used to be like Abella Danger. Never in it for the money and fame. Just for the love of making scenes. Natural body too. Cant beat that!
Jascoi
6 years ago
i answer to the original question... i’d club as i did before. just enough to be a regular.
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