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Honestly u guys cant wear gorgeous dresses or look pretty .. Ya u guys look hand

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future POTUS and Senator in trainingRetired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

Like how Do y'all not get depressed..coukdnt imagine what life would be like wearing a tux..every boring .

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@Mike lol

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Dblednmike

Wearing a Tuxedo isn’t that bad. Nothing beats going out in a tuxedo with a beautiful woman in a stunning dress. It can definitely lead to an evening charged with sexual tension that will culminate in a great end to the evening.

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pistola

I think Nicole would like a good old fashioned bukake party with the Tuscl gents

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Lmao I was thinking about it today randomly and I was like..I couldnt imagine never wearing dress..never wearing long hair..never wearing lingerie...omg what would b life

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Dblednmike

I’ve worn all manner of formal wear including a formal kilt. It’s great to get dressed up for special occasions, I’d hate to do it everyday though.

Oh, and a world without lingerie is world I don’t want to live in. :(

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I Domt wanna get dressed up either lol but like y'all cant look pretty lol

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nicespice

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

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JAprufrock

Ladies, please fellate me. I implore you.

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nicespice

I apologize. I can’t do that at this point in my life.

Perhaps txtittyfag can accommodate your request.

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JAprufrock

Well, you leave me no choice but masturbation.
As soon as I sober up.

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nicespice

^lol. Smash that like button

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Musterd21

You never know some of these guys may dress up in dresses some times. lol

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skibum609

Women have the advantage when they are young. When men get old, we get distinguished. When women get old; they get old.

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JAprufrock
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crazyjoe

Why would I want to wear a dress?

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