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After reading reviews about ready to book flight!

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Iconic Cab delivers

The Cabaret Club is an icon of strip clubs. The club is famous for, and delivers on, easily available extras with no frills. While not for everyone, every clubber should go at least once. I…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow

Came in here Saturday afternoon after flying in from Florida. Decided I didnt feel like smelling smoke at all so the Criket was the choice. The parking lot seemed pretty full when I arrived around…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Patience paid off

I decided to finish my day with a quick trip to Dollies. As it has been stained before the club and parking lot isn’t much to look at especially the bathroom with the broken toilet.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Atlantis comes through!

Because of travel distance, I am not able to visit Atlantis very often, much to the chagrin of Mr. Happy. But at least my wallet appreciates the relief. The problem is, sometimes you…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

no policia?

more of a cheetah guy but found myself on Buford Hwy on a Friday afternoon club was so dark when I first entered that it took a solid 15 mins for my eyes to adjust so…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Not great

I walked in Here around 1 am, which probably isn't a great time for a strip club in CT. I didn't pay any cover, likely because it was so late I sat down…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Boring Night

I've been to this place several times in the past few years. I've decided to stop by last Thursday night to see if this place "has been upgraded". However I must say I left pretty…

Angelwitch - Rock Dancers

Phatthaya, Thailand

Angelwitch in Pattaya has closed

If you were a fan of the choreographed live shows at Angelwitch in Pattaya you're out of luck. Walking Street in Pattaya continues it's downward trend towards a more tourist type attraction.…

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Duplicate reviews.

I see that 3 reviews submitted today in duplicate were approved and published. Obviously there is a flaw in the system. I know that I had rejected one of them.

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Spice Up Your Life at P10s

Stopped by Perfect 10s Friday around noon to visit TUSCL's very own NiceSpice. It was my first time to P10s although I had heard great things. First impression was there were a ton of places…

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Chinese nursery hires pole dancer to perform for children at ceremony

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-kindergarten-pole-dancer-video-principal-fired-sacked-complaints-shenzhen-a8522171.html

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My professor looks like nice spice

Yes she is professor, but looks young Nice skin ..long black hair Lolol ok troll out

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Spice Up Your Life at P10s

Stopped by Perfect 10s Friday around noon to visit TUSCL's very own NiceSpice. It was my first time to P10s although I had heard great things. First impression was there were a ton of places…

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Favorite extras club

I have heard pl talk about diamond dolls florida detriot and follies being good for extras! For those pl that like extras and ldk won't do what is your favorite u.s club

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My apologies to Nicole1994, Ninabambina, txtittyfag, (and SJG?)

I apologize for my harsh and inappropriate recent comments. I am not on this site to tear others down. I am here to learn more about clubs, clubbing, dancers, and other aspects of club life. My insults were harsh and…

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Dancers... which TUSCL dude would you pay $1000 for an hour of sex?

Obviously, this is strictly for the lols.

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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Cool building, dead strip club

I went here last Thursday around 8 pm and was disappointed with my choice. Driving into the parking lot, I had high hopes. You curl in behind some car dealerships and pass through some trees…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

feeling a little ripped off

First time at a club, wanted to experience what this was all about. After reading some reviews and experiences online, I figured this one would be great as it was nearby and the ratings weren't…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

As a dancer, best club in Memphis...

Except for the music. They refuse to play hip hop so it's pretty much just rock, country, and pop. They used to have a great variety of gorgeous girls but recently they fired any girl…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Friday Day Time Visit

Came here on Friday night. It was pretty crowded as I had to wait to find a seat. Finally found a seat by the pole. Watched a few dances. Saw a beautiful skinny Asian…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Dancers hot, Not too pricey

BUT THE HUSTLE CAN BE HARD HERE IMO. Only 10 to get in. 10 for floor dance. Don't even bother with VIP (it feels like they converted storage closet), the floor dance is the same…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

This club has really changed.

Hey Guys -- I stopped in at Paradise last Saturday. This club has really gone downhill ! It used to be one of my favorite places to visit. As far as ratings, it…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Weekday afternoon

Went by on an early afternoon. Handful of girls but still with the stage maintenance. Was looking for Kendra but she was busy. Bought some time passing on Wendy but couldnt pass up on Brittany…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Dances with A

I went on a Wednesday. I had only been once since the remodel with the raised center stages, but I was in town for work so stopped in. Dancers seemed bored as it…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Kind of Boring

I know, I know it was Monday. What did I expect. I got there around 10. The first dancer was a pretty little black girl on her first night. She was an 8. The rest of…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Always a great time at Kittens Cabaret

I've visited most Seattle downtown-area clubs and I find Kittens to be the best in terms of quality of girls, local ameneties, and services offered. The club is a bit out of the way from the…

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Good Lord, Juice - 50-60 yo fatties? Ughh!

Was skimming the discussions (most of which were garbage) I missed while on my Kokomo vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF and happened on Juice's post about fucking 50-60 yo fatties. Of course, that was long suspected here, but…

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How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?

Q How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs? A None. "She fell."

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It's getting closer to their big holiday, there's a band

It's getting closer to their big holiday, there's a band playing loud trums & trumpets outside til 3am. Hard to sleep no matter what floor you're on.

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

sinclair's Review

I went to Omar’s Showbar on a Saturday night about 00:40. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. For the month of September, Omar’s will not be charging cover from 17:00 to midnight…

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Have you ever had your long-time CF give you a SS line that's so bad it's insult

I won't repeat what she said here, out of concern that she might read it, but a girl who has been my CF for a very long time give me what I believe to be a line the other night…

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Strip Clubs and Significant Others

I'm not married and I don't have a girlfriend, but for those of you that are, how does your significant other feel about your strip clubbing habits? Are they indifferent? Do they loathe it? Or are they completely unaware? Do they…

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SJG has been begging to join my organization

says my organization is vastly superior to his and that when he saw what i was doing, nothing he's been doing so far mattered anymore, all he wanted was to play a role, no matter how small in what i'm…

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How do u know the age of most men on this site?it's

Site is dead not after midnight , but rather after 10 pm lolol

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CrazyJoe amd 4got2wipe will be in heaven...

https://youtu.be/dP9U7cuzpuY They now have toylet paper tablet wipes. You dip them in water and thwy expand. Now CrazyJoe can shit in the woods and 4got2wipe can have his bidet in nature.

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Am I the only one that misses dougster?

Just asking. I thought he was a hoot.

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Delectable Buffet with Middling Talent

I wont discuss the physical ambiance of this club as it has been described in several previous posts. This review covers a visit that took place a few months ago. I had finished my volunteer work…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good time

I came early and there were already a number other customers sitting around. It was a slow afternoon and a nice break from the heat outside. There was a good mix of dancers but…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Members Only Club

Thought today might be a good time to hit Wackos during the day as I rarely get such a chance. Here is a wasted afternoon that I will never get back. You may…

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

A good time not a long time

Visiting through Memphis I asked a friend of mine where to go. He mentioned the "hole in the wall" Candyland but sounded like he had a good time. Pulled up 2 deep in the…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Nice decor but was dead when I went

I was picking up a friend from the hospital and he wasn't going to be discharged for another a hour or two, so decided to walk around to check the neighbor and stumbled on this…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Fun Hole in the Wall

This is a small hole in the wall. The building is a little run down and parking can be a problem during weekends. Most of the dancers are hispanic, with a few whites. Many are…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BT’s Exhausting Labor Day Weekend Evening Visit

I parked on the street and arrived before shift change to avoid the $7 valet & $10 cover charges. They had eight dancers at the 7 PM stage review. Familiar peelers were Bella…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Great Late Night Detour

After leaving TD's North, I figured why not stop in at Fantasy World. Arrived after 2 AM. Encountered an unusually long wait for just an ID and wand check at the door, (doorman was unorganized…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

DDD. Diamond Dolls Delivers.

My second trip here. Last time was a Sunday night. Got here around 11:30 on a Thursday and expected it to be packed but was less so than when I was here on a Sunday…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

One of the best afternoon options in NJ

The NJ club environment has been on a significant downturn. In my 10 years of clubbing there was a time when I could have 10 options to visit throughout the state for a guaranteed good…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Delectable Buffet with Middling Talent

I wont discuss the physical ambiance of this club as it has been described in several previous posts. This review covers a visit that took place a few months ago. I had finished my volunteer work…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

One of the few options in south Bay Area

I was down in San Jose for a BBQ, and a couple of the guys wanted to hit up a strip club at the end of the night. Since none of us wanted to…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

great way to spend afternoon

great club there was a good selection of girls working and i was very attracted to several. initially i sat at bar and watched dancer. she was beautiful with natural tits and tight body and…

Desire

Baltimore, Maryland

They need a better manager or something

I came here on a Thursday evening with a good friend of mine. I drove by this place several times and I finally got free time to go. Long story short. I didn't like the…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Fun place if you want to chill

I went to Temptations a while back when I was in kansas city and now I am getting along to the review. FIRST IMPRESSION Really interesting set up the place has to two spots for dancers…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Late Night After Work Adventure

After working some really long hours I decided to unwind and just chill a bit. Arrived after midnight. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Cover was $8. Used the VIP card for…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

not bad at Lust

For all the changes happening at the West Virginia Panhandle club scene in recent years Lust is actually a place I would say is trending in the right direction. I visited on Thursday evening and was…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Great downtown fun

Great place to have some fun downtown on a friday night. Cover was $10. Cool party scene, great atmosphere, tons of hot women. All types of young dancers, didnt see any older dancers (if thats…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good time

Decided to hit this place up on a weekday evening there was many girls and many customers this night and the girls were more busy and actually waking up to guys as opposed to sitting…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

No Afternoon Delight

Haven't been here in awhile, so I thought it would check up on it. I wasn't expecting much for a Saturday afternoon on a holiday weekend and the club lived up (down) to my expectations.…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

You Get What You Pay For

For a $5 cover what do you really expect? Trashy club trashy dancers. Will be back. The dancers were all solid 5's with some 8's mixed in. Dances are no touching, definitely not worth the…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Delectable Buffet but Trite Talent

I wont discuss the physical ambiance of this club as it has been described in several previous posts. This review covers a visit that took place a few months ago. I had finished my volunteer work…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Not consistent, some days better, some days not so good

It was Friday night, and surprisingly club was so dull. There were 9 customers in the club and around 10 girls. So, pressured for lap dances all the time. Got couple of dances from…

Cheetah's Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

String Bikini Bar with only beer

They only serve beer here. If you like black spinners, there were four gorgeous ones working last Sunday in the late afternoon. There were about 4 other dancers that were on the heavier side. I overheard…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Saturday Afternoon

Dropped by Cafe Atlantis in the afternoon for the first time in a few months. Being the long weekend it was not too busy patron-wise but there was a good selection of dancers for that…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Random Tuesday Night (8/28)

It was pretty dead, but it was a Tuesday night, after all. There was a good variety of girls, and as usual for a weeknight, no one was pushy or aggressively asking for dances. I…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

good lookers

stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much risk. Last…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Extras galore

Well went into this place and the girls were not very impressive at all and many few were actually very rude. My buddy gets him a girl and goes to the back get a…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

my first time

I came in to cali girls couple days ago just because I felt like going to the strip club for the first time ever. It was around 2p there were only around 4 dancers from…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Not what I expected

Being an 18 and over club and seeing this place in the good old days. I really was disappointed how badly it is now. Was there for 30 mins say a bunch of girls sitting…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Best of the three.

This was the first club i visited during my time in Detroit. Looking back, it was the best. Showed up at 2 on Monday afternoon. Parked on the street. It seemed…

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Times sure have changed

I don't know when it happened but it seems that there has been a drastic change in what is considered to be a proud sexual conquest. It used to be that fucking a virgin (of legal age) was something that guys…

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How to Submit an Article?

How do you submit an article? I tried clicking publish an article and I get the message "Currently Unavailable". Is there an error in the system?

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Who would you pay $1000 an hour to have sex with?

Piggybacking on Constantine's discussion. Is there anyone you would pay $1000 an hour to have sex with? Doesn't have to be a porn star. Actress, athlete, a former classmate. Can be anyone you can think of. Here were the prices he…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Friday Visit

Club was semi-busy. Valet greeted me quickly and handed me the ticket. Walked right in, payed cover, and took a spot on the upper bar since the majority of bar seats were full. Bartender…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

I'm Back

I's been a while since I've been back to the Block but I had some free time early on a Wednesday afternoon and a little money in my pocket so I figured I'd give it…

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Fagoneer

Fagoneers pompus arrogant fucking prick's discussion board so he can put everyone down and be the cocksucker he is!

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stripper boyfriend in the club

I know a stripper who plans to have her boyfriend hang out in the club with her to keep her company while she is working. She thinks that won't affect her ability to make her money. Do you think that…

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Experience Of A Lifetime?

I recently touched base with a pornstar from Europe who is traveling around the United States. Ironically enough I was browsing a high end escort site and the girl caught my interest. When I decided to search for her on XVideos I…

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For those who frequent Diamond Dolls in Pompano

After reading some DD reviews, I think many save money toward their next visit if they only negotiated a little. I chatted with a DD regular months ago and found out he never pays more than $100 plus $25…

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Nicole - someone defaced your avatar

@Nicole1994 - Some asshole scribbled red graffiti all over your avatar picture. When I find out which one of the reprobates on here did it, I will kick their ass. In the meantime, please repost the original picture, thanks.

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Massage Spa Analysis

I get massages regularly 'cause I have a bad neck from years of weight lifting. A woman told me about a massage place that's below market. She assured me it was a legit place. Rates are about 50 -…

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I bet she gives a hell of a blow job

https://youtu.be/rNoOjdoTpK0

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Shallow and tight pussy

What's the tightest and shallowest pussy you've had ? Girl last night was so tight I barley got two in and my fingers was hitting the end of her pussy. I'm thicker than the average man so I was squeezing my cock…

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Ricky boy made it onto Steve Wilkos

https://youtu.be/taZTdFj_qRs He was foing some gay wrestling in their underwearsss

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

1st time visiting, will return - should be better next time

After reading several favorable reviews (especially about Friday afternoons) I decided to visit Subi’s for the first time the Friday before Labor Day. Parked on the street beside the club to avoid the valet fee.…

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Q: What's an easy and cheap way to look 10-15 years younger?

A: Hang out with flagooner.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

OK, not best visit ever

First little update, they are now charging a cover in the afternoon, it is only $5, so no big deal, but you still have a $10 drink. I suspect the cover is the way…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Zebra droppings

Well, I stopped into the place this time, in the early afternoon, and I guess it was too early. I was not able to find the cute white MILF brunette spinner I had inseminated in…

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Three cream pies on $230

Not a bad value with a six civilian

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NinaBambina!

So ever since NinaBambina pretended to be Nicole1994 and Juice called her out, I have been thinking about her face and hair. Do you think it more resembles the flute where this starts or is it that instrument…

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Why Is "pussy" still even a fucking term in the particular context of using it

Using the term in this context has directly associates "pussy" with inferior Because pussy is a reference to a female anatomical body part, using the term "pussy" in such a context associates female as inferior And why the fuck do…

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Uber adventure round 2

I am gonna be in the St. Louis area tonight and am trying to figure out if I should uber to the Brooklyn clubs from the truckstop like I did in May or head to the clubs in Washington Park.…

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FLOYD MAYWEATHER THROWS $50K FROM HIS BACKPACK ... At Strip Club

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/02/floyd-mayweather-money-backpack-strip-club/

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

Decent time

I walked in the club around midnight. There was a $5 cover charge. When you walk in dance stage in the middle bar around the stage. It is a bit of a dive bar…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Do you like beer? Boobs? Only got one here

I thought to myself "I have a nice buzz, some boobs would make it better!" Walked from the strip over here, not too far away. I get there shortly after they opened. Only customer there. I…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Had a pretty good time!

So I was just in the good old Ballpark last night for my bi-monthly Pilgrimage. As discussed in many past reviews, the building is a purple building sitting on 413 in Bristol. There…

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Question for Juice: What Did That Pee Taste Like?

Juice, in a recent post you said you "ate the pussy until she pissed all in my mouth." So what did it taste like? I had my first squirter recently. We were relaxing after some fun and she revealed…

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Stripper Pole * Nusery School = Awesome

Parents shocked after childrens nursery welcome back students with pole dancers https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/parent-shocked-after-childrens-nursery-welcome-back-students-with-pole-dancers-a3926511.html Think Juice is the “activities director” at this nusery?

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Mediocre

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…

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acetaminophen or ibuprofen?

What's better for a headache?

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Another great visit

I love this place. I think this was my fourth visit here b/c I'm not in the area very often. I arrived around 8 on a Tuesday evening. Cover charge was small. The place was…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I’m liking this place

I went on my, what seems like, monthly trip to TJ and I read a couple of reviews about this place. I decided to check it out if I wasn’t feeling HK. I wasn’t feeling…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Wednesday Afternoon Trip to Cricket

Cricket is my go to club, parked w/o any charge. Got in to club w/o any charge. Sat down and ordered special two beers for $9. Came to see Pixie but she had taken a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Return of the rh48hr

Intro It has been awhile since I made a trip to any SC, let alone one of my favorite haunts. But with Monday off, today seemed as good as any day to make my return.…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Decent but not great

Walked in and checked out the scene. Theres a bar and a stage with dancer poles. You can either sit at the bar or sit along the sides. Depending on my mood I do either.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Foreigners Only

There was a heavy downpour, so I opted to come here rather than Miami. It was $20 for cover and parking. I saw a dancer sign-in sheet near the front desk and it looked like…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

It was a great stripclub day!

I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a club, I felt the urge…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Home Coming Reunion

Decided to change up my Seattle area club and made my way to Deja Vu rather than Pandora's. Had been feeling in a rut. Not an easy choice to make; Pandora's has been…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

It's Jags -- you get the deal

I ended up in the city today and decided to check out Jaguars again, and I can confirm that for the fee to use the "private room" you can get a HJ with that (as…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Motorcycle mamas

I stopped into Silk with a few buddies during the Harley anniversary celebration. The place was a real zoo which could be expected since they share a parking lot with a Harley dealer. They had…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Nice club, over rated tho

Not sure if I missed out on all of what they say about St James being the best club in Houston. I guess it depends on what you go for. I went with my…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Good Range of Women

I frequent Mustangs as a Dancer. I enjoy the guests. The women are mostly black and latina. All different shapes and sizes. Some athletic bodies, some really thick, some thin. The bartenders are decent. Chris…

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Can anything beat a stripper giving you a blow job?

Q Can anything beat a stripper giving you a blow job? A Yes. Her boyfriend.

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fine as fuck, but they don't get naked AT ALL

After being disappointed with Gold Club, I contemplated going to Delilahs or Cheerleaders but then I got a tip from a Lyfe driver. Glad I got the tip. I'm not necessarily looking for…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was expecting so much more in Philly

So as an Atlanta native, I knew the strip club scene in Philadelphia would be bleak but damn. After much investigation, I chose to hit the Gold Club up as it had the MOST reviews…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Stoped in Monday August 27th 2018 at 3pm... 2 thumps up

Was stuck in trafffic and saw a packed parking lot and thought, Why not check it out. Walked in and sat at the bar, ordered a beer from a lovely bartender. She was…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just about average

Stopped by here on a Friday night around 9. Was not too crowded, seemed like a bunch of regulars as all the girls knew the 3-4 other guys at the bar. Place feels like a…

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Is Bill Clinton ogling ariana grande during aretha franklin tribute ? What y'all

But then again, during trump inauguration, every 1 thought Clinton ogled ivanka but obviously that wasnt clear at all. But on the other hang, this might appear to be a more obvious ogling. Lol idk Here is link.: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLxCcvmcJE

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61 girls on one shift?

I'm tempted to pull the trigger to visit a club tonight which has so far been good, just checked their role call for the night and they have 61 girls on the list for tonight and seems like another 1…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time in HK but won't be the last

Was in San Diego on business and had some time in the afternoon so I went across the border to HK. Border crossing was short and easy and a $5 / 5 min. cab…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great Under The Radar Club but watch time of visit.

Arrived after 7 PM a week ago Friday and the parking lot was pretty empty. while the guy was checking my ID he responded "The girls don't have to be here until 10." They…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Really slow night

I was meeting friends for dinner but arrived early, so swung over to 19th Hole to take in the scenery. There were a couple of dancers in rotation, but it was almost deserted (I arrived…

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Flight Club Valet?

Anyone got any bad experiences? I just bought a new car. Wondering if I should take an Uber and play it safe.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

as to music in the room for the chika... the

as to music in the room for the chika... the tv channels 15 (bandamax) and 46 or 47 usually play current hits. or iheart radio latina music on my phone.

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Ehh not the best but will do until Fuego opens back up

Man this place is highly overpriced but the PG area is going downhill in terms of downhill. Had to pay 30 to get in and then 20 a dance after that for a dance. This…

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OT week one of college football

SEC flexes its muscle.... in the higher profile out of conf. games LSU whipping Miami, Auburn whipped Washington, only Tennessee laid an egg against West Virginia

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Great place

Well, time for my periodic review of the Hugger. Not much has change, Don has had the parking lot resealed and restriped. Nice. Walkway to front door has been painted with a non slip paint…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Quiet Tuesday

Stopped into MBOT on a Wednesday afternoon. There were about 6-8 girls on shift, some regulars and a few new ones. For the regulars it was Kristin, Allison and Leilani, and then there were a…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Go to Spot near Orlando

Inner Room layout has been described many times so I won't speak to it anymore. IR is my go to club given I live in Orlando where the clubs are pretty lame. Typically I sit…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Not a bad time

Had a couple of hours to kill and decided to drop in. I think it was back to school night as all the dancers were dressed like school girls and teachers. There were two girls…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

When it's good, it's great.

This was the second stop of my three night COI tour, and my favorite compared with Synn and Paradise. I don't doubt it when others write about slow days/nights or ROBs here, but this place…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Week night visit

Went to the Pony on a Tuesday night. Crowd pretty small as can be expected on a week night visit. Got there about 9:30. About 15 -20 dancers working. They are doing the normal center…

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Strippers in the discussion section

Maybe i've been distracted, but today is the first day Ive noticed a lot of strippers commenting in the discussion section. I thought they made up a small minority (1%) of the site. Not bashing or anything, but I wonder…

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Smash OR Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmuKlOzl-j5/?taken-by=baddiegi__ The title says it all. Would you smash One, Both OR Pass?

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Not what it use to be

When I use to go here it use to be a great time. They use to have a private room in the back with just the girl and you. This time I went it was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Dolls always comes thru

Decided to visit my favorite spot this past Friday around 3 in the afternoon. When I entered I knew this was going to be a great day because a few of my favorites were in…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Almost no dancers

What’s going on with Js...what time and when do you have to get there to see dancers??? Just blow some time on a Saturday night... I stepped inside and the bar was kinda full but…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Hard to get a drink

Locals type of place, about a 10-12 seat bar next to an elevated platform with a pole. 3 girls working, all sitting with customers. Took a seat at the bar and waited. And waited, and…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Great Place to Stop for Lunch

This place is great: food was cheap, service was quick. The $5 burger special was a great deal. There were about five girls on shift, they were all decent looking. Much better girls than…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

The Most Repulsive Lineup I've Ever Seen in a Strip Club

Just when I thought this dive hit rock bottom it found a way to stoop even lower. The girls are so fugly they’d turn a straight man gay. I wrongly thought this club would put…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Friendly Girls, Cold Beer

Unlike the other clubs in Cedar Rapids the girls are topless instead of nude and there is a bar that serves alcoholic beverages. On average the dancers at the Ranch are not as attractive…

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TER

Anyone used to be on there? If so, where do you go now to look for fun ever since they went dark in the US?

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

A solid Friday

I get to Anaheim once a year or so and have stopped in for some afternoon entertainment the past two times I've been in town. It is an interesting place because there seems to be so…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Sasha the ROB

Was driving through Akron and decided to make a stop, had been several months since my last trip to Lusty's. Same dark dank building, poor lighting inside, well, we all know th place.…

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Edge of the bed sex

Last night I fucked that pussy up Edge of the bed sex First I ate the pussy until she pissed all in my mouth Then I mounted on top standing missionary chocked her with both hands and drilled hard that pussy for thirty…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

An afternoon at Dollie's

Club is out on the east side of town. Not much to look at inside or out. Old building and old tables and chairs inside. Open layout inside. Three stages. Club is clean but worn looking.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Much improved since my last review

The last time I came to this club was almost a year ago. I published a review in which I expressed my disappointment in the club--it's interior design as well as the dancers. This time…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Club W

This was my second time going here, first was good but was a full house. So I came a little after 8, they started changing from dayshift to night. So of the dayshift wasn't bad…

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Off Topic: Law enforcement

In this case, state highway patrol AKA state troopers. Preamble: I've known many police and state troopers over the years, some were/are good guys that I considered friends and some were/are total dickwads. I've had good and bad experiences interacting…

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Fantasy v Reality

I don’t know how many times I have seen comments about strip clubs being a “fantasy” world. I don’t understand this point of view. Yes, ogling and perhaps groping lots of good looking girls is not something you get to…

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Hell has froze over

I never thought it would happen in louisville! I have been trying to find one for years in this shithole! I found a pretty latina in louisville and fucked her woooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy right now!

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Lots of new faces

This was my first visit in probably two years. I was always impressed with the club. There were many new faces. Many dancers I didn't see because they were either in back,…

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We should eliminate the words "pretty" and "handsome" because this associates lo

Queen troll out

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Good afternoon from nicole1994

Be nice ok Queen troll out

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If wives are like healthfood what are strippers like?

I propose beer

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Saving for SC

So when I go to a club, I like to have between 400 and a $1000 it has probably been done ad nauseum, but my way of saving to club is to take any number on an expense report, paycheck,…

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Are you ready for robotic porn?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3149332/worlds-first-sex-robot-movie-hits-the-screens-as-stars-say-its-the-next-big-thing/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Agree or disagree with trump tariffs?

I believe Trump should be willing to compromise with Canada. Tariffs on timber or wood I read are causing Americans thousands in higher home costs and some aren't able to afford the higher prices and are losing out on…

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Liquid Lapdance out of business?

A crisis of epic proportions may be unfolding in the strip club world. The liquidlapdance.com website has been down for a a few months. Are they out of business? Is liquid lapdance gone forever?

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NYC clubs facing shut downs.

New York’s jiggle-joint owners are shaking in their boots that the number of strip clubs in town could contract from about 20 to less than eight if the city starts enforcing a ruling made last year that the clubs can’t…

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PG County Recommendation Needed

I have friends who will be staying at National Harbor. They want to hit a club or two while they are in town. I am the driver. I don't want to go to Baltimore or DC.…

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San Antonio 2AMer.

A man shot outside a Northeast strip club early Saturday was taken to a San Antonio hospital according to police on scene. Officers responded about 2:50 a.m. to XTC Cabaret, in the 2000 block of Sable Lane, where a man was…

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What's the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball?

Q What's the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball? A You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

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I feel.bad 4 men cuz they will never know what it is like to feel pretty, since

Nicole troll out

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Wheelbarrow Position

If things are getting boring between your wife, girlfriend, or favorite strippers id recommend trying the wheelbarrow position. I find this to be my favorite position to get a lapdance in if the girl has the stamina to stay in…

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Pick one

https://www.instagram.com/nicholle_gonzalez/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/xolovemichellee/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/_scarlettredd/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/___stephanie.lopez/?hl=en

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Nice avatar nicespice!!

If you're ever taking requests, I'd sure love to see a butt shot sometime :)

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Let's go!

I was talking to a stripper I've known for a couple years, and I mentioned to her that I was considering going on a tour of Italy and Sicily. The stripper says, "Let's go! After Christmas!" I was just…

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I think I'm misunderstood

It seems many of you think that I joke around a lot and just like to stir the pot. Not true. I really do think y'all are a bunch of fucking losers.

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Senator John McCain

1) what y'all think about ivanka trump showing up ..appropriate , inappropriate , or indifferent ? 2) personally, I though prez Bush gave best speech Troll out

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Best Club for a couple in Northen NJ/NYC area

Hi my wife and are wondering if someone could recommend a good place for a couple? Maybe where we could get a private dance together?

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Nicole1994 walking into frat party like..

Gonna walk into frat party dressed as a red Tele tubby on halloween cuz I know they want girls dressed as sexy lmao Hahaha hahaha Queen troll out

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How important is physical attraction to you at the strip club?

So there have been multiple discussions now relating to looks and 1-10 scales. Now i'm not going to limit it to just 1-10 ratings as many PLs don't evaluate girls strictly that way. But in my case, if there…

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Why is fucking a 10 better than fucking an 8?

This is a serious question. Most have stated that the 1-10 rating is based on looks only. In other threads guys have stated that they only want to spend time with the hottest chick in the club. For me, if they…

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tiger stripes

Tiger stripes=stretch marks A young stripper with a tight body has post baby stretch marks, is she hot? Keep in mind, she's not sloppy, her body is tight, she just has those tiger stripes, on her tits, hips, belly...... IMHO this I…

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Pink Pony

Looks like the City of Brookhaven was chastised by a Federal judge and has reversed course on their no alcohol at strip club ban. I don’t have time to paste the article link . They are still going to…

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Dancer Ratings 1-10

How do you rate dancers. Does personality affect your rating of a dancer?

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STRIP SEARCH Cops raid Glasgow strip club Seventh Heaven as dancers ‘intimidated

Don't deport Eastern European strippers! https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3141573/immigration-raid-seventh-heaven-glasgow-police/

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Cleveland: Not quite a 2AMer

My first thought was that among other things this moron should have practiced his aiming technique before he attempted his foolish enterprise. :D https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/08/man_tries_to_pepper-spray_clev.html

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What's the worst thing about having sex with a stripper?

Q What's the worst thing about having sex with a stripper? A The guys waiting impatiently in line behind you.

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Post-Clubbing Impressions

Hi, all! Long time, no post. I went to a club tonight, and it was the 1st time in a while. The most striking feature of the night was that I had two girls tell me it was their 1st…

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Nicole 1994's aliases

-best friend: juice -husband : DC -maid of honor:nicespice -fantasy date:countryman

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How to get rid of the lingering dancers?

When I go to a place and am sitting trying to keep track of the talent, or be open to being approached, what's the least asshole way to tell a girl who is otherwise cool to talk to but not…

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When a dancer calls you Daddy

And tells you she had saddy issues???

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Ill be fucking my first pireced pussy

Do I need to be careful or can I still just go balls deep ham on that ass ? Also is it supposed to feel better ?

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#where they do that it?

In detroit ? #self contradictory #some people like to criticize trolls for trolling..but then why do they respond to thr majority of troll comments and troll posts with paragraphs , Demands, and crazy curse words that even middle schoolers don't…

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Strip Club TV Ads

It is still common to hear strip club radio advertisements, but now a days, how often do you see a strip club TV advertisement? I just walked into the gym and one of the TVs was showing an advertisement for…

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Classic Joke

A Priest and a Rabbi fly with a class of first graders on a plane. Suddenly something happened and the plane is falling down. Rabbi: “We have only two parachutes! We need to jump!" Priest: "But what about all those kids?" Rabbi: "Fuck…

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Smells like weed in my apartment

we only allowed to smoke outside, not inside I found out one of my roomies smokes cigs.. But she does it outside Walked into apt and whole apt smells like weed lolol if I smell it two more times I'm gonna tell…

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Reasons for Vacationing

Okay, strip clubs aside, and staying within the country, if you were to get away (your choice, not your wife, kids, etc.) what ranks highest on your list of reasons to go somewhere? (Please add something if I’m missing…

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Labor Day weekend in a strip club

This being the last blast of summer I expect dancer turnout at the clubs to be on the low side. Those dancers with kids will be taking them out of town for the weekend. A Lot of customers will be…

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Which one would you book?

Thinking of booking one of the girls from this site for an OTC on my forthcoming trip to Spain but am undecided. Which one would you book? www.barcelonacompanions.es

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THERE’S A NEW CAFÉ IN SWITZERLAND WHERE YOU CAN GET ORAL SEX WITH YOUR COFFEE

Just my luck. I gave up coffee a year ago. https://www.maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6

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How to entertain yourself during an airport layover?

Lots of travelers end up with 1 to 2 hours of time between connecting flights. This includes a sizable number of business men who are traveling solo. What could the airports provide for entertainment? My first thought would…

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What's the best way to pick up a stripper?

Q. What's the best way to pick up a stripper? A. Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Putting a Face to the Username

I have not had the pleasure of meeting any of the regulars on this site face-to-face, but that hasn't stopped me from imagining what they may look like. Feel free to post your own, or point out how off-the-mark I am. juicebox69…

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Goat stampede

https://youtu.be/IQ6xGMSOu1E

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Fucking Fat girls

Young or old 20 or 50 I'm fucking fat girls with fat pussies... usually xtra large natural breast with cute faces The adorable face is key If I find this I'll toss a dick down her hallways.

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chessmaster mode

Yeah baby: https://78.media.tumblr.com/29b78c0cab59b1e1f213ec61ceb1cb10/tumblr_peacfn95XF1sg7a0f_540.jpg

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Dropping the mileage

Was really getting into a newbie young dancer earlier this year who had been working in a club, but not as a stripper, prior to her "crossing over". Honestly was super stoked that she decided to be a dancer…

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Has anyone heard anything about this Baltimore club?

https://www.instagram.com/bodystudiobodylounge/