How to *Really* Pick Up Strippers

Good advice, even with the petite spinners.

Juice picks them up with his huge penis

@Papi: I don’t have that option...

^ you're preaching to the choir

I pick them up with my tongue;)

I use Benjamin's.

^ cheapskate;))

I meant Benjamins , as in plural.

;)) no wonder you’re a broke PL ;)

^^^ shit. Lmao

I throw them over my shoulder and do a firemans carry

No fork lifts?

^^^ hell no.