Had to try

Being an extras guy, I thought I'd check out Cabaret after reading the reviews. Drove into the heart of Paterson to find the club and had to park about five blocks away. The place is pretty inconspicuous, in the middle of a commercial block. After a friendly pat down, I entered around 8 on a Saturday and found a dark bar with one other customer. There were 5 or 6 dancers milling about, all older, significantly overweight and unnattractive - not really what I had in mind. As I was deciding whether or not to leave, the most attractive of the group came in from another room and approached with a jersey handshake. She was pretty and large instead of fat, so I decided to stay. After a $5 beer, I paid $70 and we made our way to the back room. There was some unfriendly guy sitting in a booth as we entered and the girl gave him the house $20 share. The rest of the room is divided up into maybe ten stalls - open booths with a bench and mat. My girl undressed quickly, pulled my pants down, put a raincoat on me, got on her knees and began to suck. Unlike some places, this whole process was not designed to quickly run out the clock, it was done efficiently and felt good. I then pulled out and we positioned ourselves as best we could with her sort of lying on the low bench and me practically on my knees pumping her. When I finished , I noticed that there were two others next to me also going at it. Thinking that I would like to get a better view of what was going on, I looked around as I was getting dressed. That was a mistake. There are certain things your eyes were just not meant to see!

Overall, it was interesting, though pretty underwhelming. I am glad I tried it, but will not be back for a return engagement.