Good Lord Customer Service is Lost

Went to Cheeks because I had read some reviews and was looking to try something new. Was hoping to have a little bit more of an adventurous experience than what I am accustomed to in a gentleman's club. Boy was I disappointed.

First, I called ahead because I was looking for a dancer who was rather well endowed. Didn't want to drive out and waste my time to find a bunch of smaller women this particular evening. Was assured that yes, someone was there that fit my criteria, so I loaded up and off I went.

Got there and was told she was in the back. So I had a drink and I waited.....and waited....and politely declined the invitation from the only other dancer working....and waited. Finally, after about 45 min this girl comes out and sits on her phone for another 5 before making her way over to me. Now, there were only 3 guys there so I get there didn't appear to be a rush....but come on. I'll also point out that while she did have a nice rack, it wasn't what I was led to believe. They were maybe DD, not the huge chest I was led to believe was keeping me waiting....another disappointment from a disappointing club.