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Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Gets the jobe done !!!

I had a good time Monday afternoon. PM its located in a very interested location in Bpt but I believe it's safe to be around I never had a problem. The usually…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Good Food and Attractive Lady

I hadn't been to the Men's club in over a year but not much as changed. The food is still good and the lady(s) are still attractive. The seats are comfortable, clean, and more expensive…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Blah...Same ol same ol

Ran into one of my favorites...Lex, a pretty black girl with huge lungs. Didn’t recognize her at first because she wears glasses now. But it was 4:00 and she was headed out the door so…

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Elizabeth at Solid Gold Pompano Beach

Does any know if Elizabeth from Solid Gold Pompano Beach has social media? Has anyone been entertained by her? https://www.instagram.com/p/BiQCaGLgfkY/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BiSO8HRgJyQ/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BiTHMrwAd0d/

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Did you cheat at your bachelor party?

My bachelor party was thrown by my best friend at a private residence. There were about a dozen guys in attendance and my host had hired 2 girls to serve drinks at the party topless. There were no strip clubs…

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Dear men , why are u guys so cute and handsome?:)

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Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Review

This is the one club outside The City of Detroit's influence that seems to be doing well. While it does not become jammed packed but they do have a decent amount of customers that show…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Review

What can I say for being a regular for around 10 years. I have seen the ups and downs of the bar business but after the shutdown, This bar is not coming back. Maybe on…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Club for regulars

Been to a lot of other clubs but i have been a regular here for three years.. Girls are friendly and they do notice you. Some however can really get on your nerves to suck…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Review

I attended their Christmas Party on December 20th. I arrived around 7 p.m. Valet cost $15 but there was no cover that early. Day shift was finishing up and night shift was just starting. They…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Review

I had stopped by during their afternoon shift and stayed until the night shift. They had a good selection of dancers from anywhere between a 5 - 8 rating. I did not get any dances…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Good food, ugly dancers.

I've been here many times over the last 20 years or so. One of the best features has always been the fact that they use the adjacent diner for their food, so there is an…

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I am getting too spoiled

I think I'm getting too spoiled by my regular clubs. Simply put, I've got things pretty well wired. Even getting to know girls other than my favorites is not a problem as they've seem me ITC several times…

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Darryl Dragon a/k/a the Captain of The Captain and Tennile has passed away

Another great story ends too young, he was 76 years old R.I,P.

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Good visit overall.

Stopped by on Saturday around noon. Neon sign flashed OPEN and I was bored so why not. Place is what it is - a bit dark poor lighting and old bar stools. Place was void of…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Expensive,but check it out

Went there on a Friday night, was looking to see what extras they offered. Women were tall Russians with heels on lol. Half was Hispanics trying to look white with blonde dye. The women are honestly the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Quick update.

Already wrote about my impression of the facilities in my past review. To recap: the bathroom is nasty; the drink-minimum is annoying; the open-air couch dances are awkward; and the long layout of the club…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Maddie

It's been awhile since I visited RAB. Had to head out to Denville for some personal business, afternoon was free took a ride over. Usual cast of characters except for 1 lady who i never…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Exceeds expectations

A few months back was in Toronto and a made a visit here. This place is always a must visit when in the area. Made an appointment by calling same day. Got a parking spot…

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Brooklyn Ill 2AMer.

BROOKLYN, Ill. - Police are searching for the gunman who shot three people early Thursday morning in Brooklyn, Illinois. The shooting happened around 4:20 a.m. outside the Bottoms Up nightclub on Jefferson Street. Police tell FOX 2 a man was…

Club G Spot

Tumon, Guam

Meh

Guam strip clubs are a different planet. There's a constant turnover of girls working because most of them are on contract from the states so no, don't expect to see very many locals. Local girls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Saturday fun

Since my first visit to Synn last year I've been dropping in whenever I find myself in SoCal. This time I had a Saturday afternoon to spend with the ladies. As usual there was…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Entertaining evening

Stopped by after visiting some friends to see what the club had to offer. I had been drinking so wanted to end the night on a good note. Hadn't been to BNL in a while…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Best in San Diego

Cheetahs is my spot. Night shift is crazy but low mileage, good to see live nude girls and stage tip. Dayshift is for mileage. Talent has been steady lately. Some hot girls, some borderline. Some natural,…

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How does a stripper reach a man's heart?

Q. How does a stripper reach a man's heart? A. She stabs up under the rib cage.

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Meeting in Miami ideas ?

The engine in my car died during that huge snow in Dec for us in NC. I got like 15 inches and car was like fuck this lol... I got a new one but at the cost of $12,000 Is it…

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How set are you guys on the Miami trip at the end of Jan ?

The engine in my car died during that huge snow in Dec for us in NC. I got like 15 inches and car was like fuck this lol... I got a new one but at the cost of $12,000 Is it…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

2nd Visit to SR

Visited SR on last Sunday before new year . I have visited this club once last year August and this is my 2nd visit . Called limo for free pick up around midnight . Limo…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Where real men get wood

Went in around 8:00 on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $15. You are allowed to bring in your own alcohol, so stopping at a liquor store before hand is highly recommended.…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Friday Bunny Dance

The weekend is the only time it is worth coming. Was visiting the area and went on a Tuesday night, was so slow. so bailed after like ten min, no cover so no big deal.…

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Fake male model goes on tinder...

So if you guys remember a while back I made a fake hot girl account on seeking arrangement for exploratory purposes. Someone did a similar thing on tinder with a fake male model: https://www.tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/ One of the conclusions people have reached from…

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Lil_Baller says he wants to tear my ass apart!

"fine, ya dumbass fag, have that shit your way. my bitches an goons all be armed wit em heavy choppers when you attempt to sneak into my shows next. they will rip your ass apart, an not in the way…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Diamond in the rough

I've been frequenting the Hideaway for about 20 yrs. Not much has changed (except closing the naughty closet). One visit may be a dud and the next one rocks. As Forest Gump…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Re-Opened, Re-Branded, and Re-vamped

This place is a complete 180 from what Rah Rahs was. Exit 11 is more than a fresh coat of paint on an old building. It’s a completely different layout, with much sexier…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Friday Evening

I decided to have a little celebration after finishing my last professional exam I’d ever need to take and headed out to BWFW on a Friday around 6pm. I’m still fairly new to strip clubs…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

First time here... it was interesting...

I got here on a saturday night around midnight. The security patted me down more thoroughly than any other security pat down i've ever had minus being in jail. It was a…

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Where the fuck is Mamisan at?

Did her AMP get raided? I’m worried about her.

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Dumbest stripper outfits?

Title says all. I really never got the point of "slingshots". They look completely fucking retarded. I think those bikini sets look 100,000 times better with a normal thong or booty shorts. https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/412/a8c/ccc/69abcb93e4ed6588d46d850/full_size.jpg I also hate high waisted underwear. A lot of…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Finally stopped by

After reading multiple reviews of this club, I finally made the decision to go check it out. Went on a Sunday after work to watch SNF. Girl at the door mentioned that VIP was $20,…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

unprofessional

I went on a Monday about 10 pm its was slow only 3 other customers there were 5 girls total all were hot the frist hour i was there .thier was only 2 stage dances one got all…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Not a looker in the bunch this time

I should preface my review by stating I visited during the week in between Xmas and New Year's. But still, I did go on a Saturday night (the 29th to be exact) at around 11:30pm...so…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

New tactic from the dancers, at least for me

So I went to the Landing Strip with the intent of finding a specific dancer who I met earlier in the year. I usually don't visit this club very often. The high drink…

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Pussy's destroy everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itq8_HOPEXU

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Tijuana-Angeles City-Pattya

I live on the east coast but, manage to get to Tijuana a couple of times a year and have always had a great time. I'm turning 60 soon and am thinking about a once in a lifetime trip to either…

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Hotel Ticuan Tijuana

Has anyone stayed at Hotel Ticuan? I heard that its chica friendly but, some of the reviews on Tripadvisor indicate that it's not? I'm looking to stay in TJ but am kinda skeptical about staying at Hotel Cascadas.…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Glad I stopped

Decided to visit a few area strip clubs new years eve. The Cabin was on the list as it has been quite a few months since my last visit. Got there about 9pm to…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Good first visit

First time to Keepers - had read reviews and thought I should finally check it out. As noted by others, it's in a non-descript strip mall but located conveniently off the highway. Inside was a…

Peek-A-Boo Lounge

Bradenton, Florida

Ok club for what it is

I went at night. Finished up at dinner and wanted to try this place out. When I walked in I realized it was REALLY small. On stage and just a booth that lines the room.…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

One Girl Working

This is first time I was at this club since change from Scores. Parking is still free accross street from club. Only thing that looked different to me inside was the carpet. The club is…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Need more dancers.

This review covers two separate visits, both of which were early evening on weekdays in December. The club has changed its name to Minx Hardtails. Upon walking in there is a bar that covers the…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Nice surprise at the Clubhouse

My friends and I decided to hit a few clubs last weekend, and we ended up at the Clubhouse, which I have not been to in many years. It is a lot nicer and cleaner…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Satisfied Customer

Stopped by on a weekday, lunchtime. Got a drink and looked around. The club layout is not great. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the dancers, and just a few tables if you…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Dropped in for a few dances

I dropped in the coliseum for the first time in over a year. It's always been a go to spot. Upon pulling in I noticed that they have a security guy before you pull up…

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Divorce Lawyers Give Relationship Advice

A video like this makes all the money ive spent clubbing seem pretty economical in comparison to getting a divorce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLk-2iArYc

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Good Lunch Vibes

A little slow, but to be expected at lunch. Great talent on stage and had friendly low pressure approaches from multiple dancers shortly after sitting down. Dances were nothing special but easily…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Good new girls, same expected issues

Marios is a good club, and I enjoy every visit. I don't get by as frequently as I'd like, but feel they do an admirable job here. The club is always clean, the…

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Mileage ranking in Atl

Can everyone rank atl clubs in order from highest mileage to lowest? Follies is obviously the highest mileags but for other clubs reviews dont give mileage info Post your personal opinions

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Best value club in LA on Thursdays

Synn has special pricing on Thursdays called Stripped Thursdays that make it the most fun and best value club in Los Angeles in my opinion. However, the place does get packed on Thursday, with lots…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

New Year Fun

I was off on New Years Day and wanted to start the year getting off, so I headed over to my current favorite SFV strip club. There were just a few girls working, but I…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Gave it a try

Well, I was out and about and bored so I thought I would drive past and see if they were open. I haven't been to Sinsaysionals in years so I had no idea what to…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

Not what it used to be

I have been to this club before and it used to be a topless club. I recently stopped again and discovered that it is bikini club now. I’m not a fan of these types of…

Le Vignoble

Brossard, Quebec

PAWG

Decide to try that place late at night. Very small and unusual look for a strip club. 5$ entrance and had a 250ml bottle of sparkling water for 6$ tip not included. Some stage action, nice…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Back in Hallandale

Went to Cheetah Hallandale after being away for awhile. Same layout, bar when you come in,,,and to the right...tables, another bar and lap dance area. This time was different. They improved on the…

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San Francisco dancers(club employees) crying the blues.

I was talking to one of my favorite dancers at Follies today. She is originally from SFO and has occasionally gone back to visit and work there. She was well versed on the situation and agrees that the dancers and…

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Myrtle Beach 2AM strong armed robbery.

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) – A visit to a Myrtle Beach strip club in the early-morning hours of Jan. 1 ended with one person getting punched and robbed of $6, according to police. A report from the Myrtle Beach Police Department…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Wednesday afternoon waste of time.

It had been a long time since my last trip to the Hustler Club, at least a year. And the reviews have not been kind either. But I had some time to kill,…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

First Time Visit

In Indianapolis over the holidays to visit family, but managed to sneak out on Sunday night Dec 30 for a visit. Based on other reviews, either this place or Brad's Brass Flamingo seemed like…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First visit

In my annual trip to Seattle, tried Kittens for first time, and overall, very good, BUT you need to make sure everyone agrees on what's gonna happen. Facility ok -- looks like old Ricks, but cleaner…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I probably won't ever go back!

So I decided to visit Leather and Lace in Gastonia one Thursday afternoon while I was in town on business. I have been keeping an eye on this place for some time and decided to…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Another Saturday night

Got there around 8. Not many customers yet. Had a free pass via email. Gets you in for free but still have to pay for your drink. I think it was 8 dollars. Sat down near…

Club G Spot

Tumon, Guam

Nice Club for Happy Hour

This club is one of the few with happy hour. $4.00 Tito's and Sodas is a deal (especially in a club on island). The club is clean and the staff is pretty friendly. It…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Christmas Party

On Christmas Eve day every year this club has an annual Christmas party with free food and the typical afternoon drink specials. Full complement of dancers and dances are good on this day because many…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

fun place to go for 2 for 1 dances

stooped in on a Sunday afternoon after the pats game. i think the best time to come to this club is when they have two for one dances, anyways got a beer and some…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Full Nude Full Liquor Full Friction

Cheetah is easy to find, it’s right off Atlantic Blvd with a Turnpike exit very close. The surrounding neighborhood is sketchy, but the fenced parking lot is safe with security present at all times. $2…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Forrest Gump's Box of Chocolate

Scruples is definitely like a box of chocolate - you never know what you'll get. I was there in the late summer and had a good time. Vibe was good and lots of women working.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

It was decent

It was an unusually slow night because of the holidays, as evidenced by the fact that bar seats were not too hard to find. That is a rarity on a night time visit to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Good, better, best

I went on Christmas Eve and wasn't sure what to expect. I showed up in the afternoon and it was not terribly busy. Later the evening was more full but not over crowded like I…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I have converted to HK after this

I'm not a regular to Tijuana. I have been maybe half a dozen times or so, basically whenever I go to San Diego. In the past it seemed to me that the maseros were…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wrapping up Christmas skipping with a little gift for myself

Ok, the obligatories- 20 to get in, inching cover, coke and waitress tip. Got there about noon, It's dark as usual and in the only guy there. Took a seat for a couple dances.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another fantastic afternoon

I visited on a Thursday afternoon, around 2pm. I parked and walked in, and tipped the greeter at the door $2. I then went to the bar grabbed a drink and started looking for a…

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Colorado Springs newest club

My first visit was a very mixed bag. The dancers here far exceeded anything that I’ve ever seen in Colorado Springs, both in dancing ability and attractiveness. I was pleasantly surprised to see fit women…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

Slow afternoon

Visited in the afternoon, just a handful of girls working. This is a non-acoholic nude club, but can get beers, etc next door. The dancers were 6-7's during the day time, maybe 4-5…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

More Like Cubic Zirconia Dolls

Got there at about 1 a.m. after deciding to make the trek from Bottoms Up. $5 cover. A nice, cute MILF with what looked to be a pair of nice naturals introduced herself. Sweetheart, a…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

In A Dream

First of all, this place is east access, as it's right on the side of i10. This place is designed to look like a mansion so you cannot miss it. Went with my boys on…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Shoulder Shrug of a Club

Got there a little after 8 p.m. $10 cover. $4.50 Bud Light. Hot bartender. There was a large woman on stage. I mean LARGE. If you’re into the big girls then you will LOVE her.…

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Start the year off right

What are the plans to start this year's SC'ing off right? I myself will be seeing BBS this afternoon, and then due to some job changes will be traveling to the East Coast on it off. I will get…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Consistency... And busy!

Club pussycat is usually pretty consistent. Walk-in Long Bar on the left, women with customers a music playing, but not too loud. It was pretty crowded this day, with all but one stool at the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Today was a miss.

I was in the area and decided to stop by. There was five girls working 3 to 7 scale and only three customers. Ordered a beer and sat back to see if anyone would approach…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Handshakes Galore!

After finally finding parking on the street I started at the end of the block at the Circus. Been stopping in here on and off for quite a while, and it is amazing to me…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Expected entertainment and lunch

Arrived about 1 p.m. on Thursday. Bouncer / greeter at the door. No cover as per usual. Layout described many times, seemed a little darker than normal, but that may have just been my eyes…

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Changes

I see things have changed since the last time. I was here. I'm guessing the "Dressing Room" is only for the dancer. However I don't know the different between the Front Room, and the VIP Room. Anyone care to fill…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Back Here Again

The last time I was at this club, I actually left because the place was too dark. You couldn't see the nude women on stage from the best seat I was able to get.…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

My 1st LDK in Oregon

I was staying in downtown Portland, so I decided to make it by foot to one of the local establishments. I heard most of the NBA types go to Spyce or Golden Dragon, so I…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Easy going with lots of ink

This used to be my go to club as I had an ATF here who has since gotten hitched and squeezed out two munchkins...still looks hot according to her social media, but has hanged up…

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Landmark Tel Aviv Strip Club Gets Eviction Order

"The Pussycat, which has long been strongly suspected of housing a brothel, 'encourages the abuse of women and is a nuisance to neighbors in the vicinity'" I was in Tel Aviv just over a year ago. The city had a…

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Why is your life like your penis?

Q. Why is your life like your penis? A. Strippers make it hard.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

You could get by one time and get a written

You could get by one time and get a written warning. New Year day, I saw something new: The famous 24-hr taco stand outside of HK front door actually ran out of beef then tortilla at midnite. HK is packed with guys but…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Started to pick up later

Arrived between 10 and 11 on a Tuesday night, one dancer on the stage and only a few visible throughout the club. There were only a few customers in at the time. After sitting by…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Depressing

Went there less than an hour before closing but still had to pay full cover. Fat, ugly dancer on stage. Maybe 4 guys there. A beautiful, sexy dancer came over and offered a chair…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

First time at Cover Girls.

Went to Cover Girls around midnight on Saturday. The first thing I noticed was all the statues around the building. The parking lot was well lit and they had security outside. Its $15 to get…

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Verified Ballers

Founder thank you for weeding out tge fake troll bitches on dancers... Nice to now a hoe be real U need to verify the real ballers so thes hoes can trust the whale they chasing Romance in da air y'all

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

12/22 visit

So BSC has been my go to club for the past 4 years (prior was Christie's in tempe) this is by far the top or the top 2 clubs in AZ. As noted in other…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Between flights

Took a taxi to the club from the airport. Friendly guy. Said he would wait for me to get back to the airport. Not too expensive a ride, about $15 each way.…

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TUSCL typo of 2019 (so far)

From portion of a review in the queue tonight: "You tip them and they give you a kind of a hug. I saw some guys dong a little more, though."

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Sunday funday

Had a great time. Saw three girls working in the hour I was there. Definitely my tastes with plenty of tattoos and piercings. Got a private dance that was spectacular. Good strong drinks were a…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I love this place

This is the classic PDX strip club experience. Small place, just a few girls working and all of them seem like they were dancers in a prior life, now they're covered in a smattering…

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Dallas 2AMer

Two security officers in Dallas are under arrest and facing murder charges after fatally shooting a man trying to leave a strip club parking lot early New Year's Day, police say. According to Dallas police, just before 3 a.m. officers were…

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New Apple Commercial

I'm sure many of you have seen the commercial with a bunch of idiots running around in what look like colorful painter suits. So fucking annoying.

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, California

It's okay.

This place is just alright. It's on La Cienega, which is a wide street even though there are a ton of businesses. It's not necessarily discreet, but there's lots of light so you…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Good place to visit

I was here on a weekday. Nice vibe when I went in. Clean place, easy to find, well lit in the main area. There were 2 or 3 girls dancing at all…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Fool's Gold

It's the last Friday of 2018 and I find myself near Elyria so I detour to Bugsy's. It's been 7 months since my previous time here. I've avoided this place for good reason, read my…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Always fun, but reserved

Diamond is predictable, fun and a great scene. Sadly though mileage is always just enough to get you back, but not enough to get you overly excited. The physical club is great as is the…

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Would you approve this review?

This is ridiculous, I just rejected it. Penthouse Club Baltimore BaltimoreMaryland January 1, 2019 Sunday Afternoon Tits Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls. Nice girls.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Has anyone crossed back into the US with just an

Has anyone crossed back into the US with just an ID and birth certificate? If so, did they trouble you for not having a passport?

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never trust a whore

don't get me wrong i love me some whores. whores are a married mans best friend. but don't trust a whore. there;s a reason they are called whores. if you are paying a bitch for sexual…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Saved by stage call

So, it’s less of a dive than the place up the street. Lap dances are only 20. BUT.... There were only four dancers in the club, bartender, dj, and three patrons. We were out numbered two-to-one. Came in…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Pretty good dances

I arrived on a monday or Tuesday late afternoon, not sure which. There was no cover around 430 PM. I ordered a bud light and it was only $2. Fantastic.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ok time at Cricket before Christmas

This trip was a week before Christmas I stopped by the club to see what kind off dancers they had at the end of dayshift. From what I saw it was about 20 dancers at…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Great Place

I was here on a Saturday night and the place was packed to the rafters. First had to wait downstairs for about 10 minutes before the bouncer let me in. After taking the elevators they…

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Dreading the dreadlocks

Would you get dances from a stripper with dreadlocks! First time I saw a white lady with them, she asked me if we could go in the back room. Crap, those dreads made me sick. Looked like a rat made…

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Is it just me or are black strippers with long hair super hot??

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Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

A Monday afternoon at Michael's

So, it's been a while since I visited Michael's . The parking lot was half full around 1 p.m. that day, in general it means that there won't be that many customers inside the club.…

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Full menu clearly available

I walked in and paid $15 for free drinks. Yep, you read that right. You pay $15 and get two drink tickets, so I'll let you sort out whether that's a $15 cover that includes…

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

They would not let me in because I was wearing

They would not let me in because I was wearing Russell pants. The guy ahead of me was wearing cargo shorts and was let in. So basically soft, comfortable pants are against their dress code. They do not want…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Things changing... Not for good

Came in after a gap if couple of months. After recent reviews of parking issues across the mall and pep boys, pulled into follies ans and was charged 20 on a Thursday 4pm…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Happy New Year's Eve Party

Talk about a busy night! Parking lot was mostly full and I noticed that several waitresses were pulling double shifts because I asked them if they weren't from day shift. Holiday decorations still up and…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

fun night

Sunday around 8 pm i decided to stop by and get a beer. parking is off street there a parking attendant watching the cars, walk in the door you get padded down and charged…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Grinding again

Place was empty when I walked in at 6:00. No girls and 3 bored-looking guys waiting. I felt like asking for a refund and leaving, but more girls quickly arrived. When I took 1 back…

Foxy's Lounge

Altoona, Alabama

Good time at foxys!

Me and a few friends decided to stop by on a Friday night for a few drinks and we ended up having the time of our lives. There was about a total of 15 girls…

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Do you think I have a chance of being flagooner's friend if I'm eating a fruit t

Looking for opinions from qualified experts

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Do I have a chance at making money as a stripper with saggy balls (grandpa balls

Looking for opinions from females in the industry.

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Always some talent here

Got to Clancy's around 10:30 after first checking out Baby Dolls in Patterson. No talent there and left after one beer. While extras might not be available at Clancy's as opposed to Baby Dolls, no…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Holiday Friday night

Since it was the holidays and had time off work made a Friday night visit arriving around 8:30pm and leaving around 12:30am. I decided on Fri instead of Sat because they were showing the UFC…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Same Rug at home

I was passing by the area and figured I would stop in someplace I had never been. Got a little lost on the way and the area is like most of Springfield... the parking lot…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Has become my go to place

This was about my 5th or so visit. Arrived around 7pm to look for my ATF who I met on my first visit a couple of months ago. $5 cover and in I went took a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Not Bad For Them

Stopped through on Friday afternoon after Xmas around 4 or so. Although the parking lot looked fairly skimpy, there were actually a few tippers in the house. Nothing I hate worse than…

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Do I have a chance at making money as a stripper with saggy boobs (mommy boobs)

Looking for opinions from males or females that are currently in the industry.

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Pleasantly surprised

It’s been a few years, but I found myself at O’Hare with a long layover, so thought I would see what was going on at HB. Glad I did! I think the cover…

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Best Article Feedback Ever

"Dude I’m not trying to hate but you wrote 4 reviews. Your need to chill to fuck out" Compliments of Muddy.

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

What are the VIP/ private dance options and prices?

What are the VIP/ private dance options and prices?

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Definitely like to be in charge

Whether it's with a dancer or someone else, over the last 3 years I've definitely become more dominant in the bedroom. When I was married it was a lot of give-and-take now I want the woman to orgasm but I…

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New Year's Eve, Cleveland style

This has nothing to do with strip clubs other than 3 of the 4 dive clubs within a mile of this incident have closed, 1 because of a murdered dancer. Finished the year with a bang, actually a few of…

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New Years Goals

Do you guys have any New Years resolutions? Mine are: 1. Pay off credit card debt I’ve been not focused on. 2. Make strides into breaking into ghostwriting. If that doesn’t work out, then copywriting. 3. Dance in four different cities this year…

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Crazy Family Holiday Stories

Do any of you have crazy relatives that do funny shit during the holidays? I am a little crazy but I did come from a long line of crazy. I am cleaning this story up to some degree...hahaha I got a Happy…

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What are your favorite TUSCL topics from 2018

For me it’s either the board split, which is a work in progress and the change in the way reviews are posted which feels like a big success.

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What happens to a prostitute in a down economy?

https://youtu.be/MN9Lf_X0olI Happy new year. NSFW & enjoy.

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Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket?

Q. Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket? A. You only have to scratch the box to win.

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The Downward Spiral 2018 the Worst year for P2P and Mongers

Lets recap 2018 , Fosta gets signed backpage goes down City vibe and other major escort sites go down TER becomes useless AMPs close down in san jose More vice on the streets stopping street hookers More fake ads , hike…

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What do you do with drunk strippers that are willing to do too much?

Do you go for it, or turn them down for next time when they are sober but will probably give you a more subdued dance. I'm talking things like handjobs and front room makeout sessions in clubs where that's…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Name changed in November to millennium cabaret.

Name changed in November to millennium cabaret.

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Brilliant!!! :D

https://lepscience.com/2013/10/31/the-harvester-north-americas-only-carnivorous-butterfly/#comments "The caterpillars are small, slug-like creatures that frequently feed in groups. Locally, It is common to see several caterpillars together, working their way along greenbrier vine, chomping down all the aphids as they go. Amazingly, the aphids make no attempt…

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Lets Remember BigDickSammy MY TUSCL BRETHREN as we ring in the new year!

We have lost our very own BigDickSammy. This is in fact a sad occasion because Sammy was loved by many. He will be dearly missed for his funny reviews. God bless him, for some reason he started on this board…

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Happy New Year

So who is getting laid tonight and how many times? Ready GO.....

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Happy New Years Everyone!

I am looking forward to 2019 as the best year yet! Hopefully you are also!

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Happy New Years everyone!

May your year be positive and your goals he met. Then I will not have to dump a load in your basement

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Buying 18-20yos drinks...?

So now that we have a discussion forum that isn't searchable by Google this is probably a decent conversation to have. In another recent discussion Subraman posted: "I tend to bounce the 19-year-olds from the table when I'm in a drinking mood" I…

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Word count on opening line in reviews

Here's an example of what a bunch of my reviews look like without being logged in: https://i.imgur.com/Pzznks9.png You'll notice the first listing has 34 words and 160 characters, the second has 37 words (222 characters), the third 35 (175), and the fourth…

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This is what happens when a TUSCL poster is hired as a teacher!

https://efukt.com/22661_show_and_tell_fail.html Brilliant!

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A wife being there

A man tells his wife: - when I lost my shirt in that bad investment, you were there - when I went thru that bad illness, you were there - when I lost my job, you were there I've come to…

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Transitions

Stripper (ITC then OTC), Civie bar ho gfe, hot milf sugar mama met on AM. Life is good!

FKK Forum

Any U.S. cities have clubs like Detroit?

I’m a Detroit monger, and know that I am lucky to call the metro Detroit SC scene my home base. I haven’t reviewed a ton of reviews of clubs out of town, but I’m wondering from those of you who…

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Everybody loves a landlord

if I rent to strippers, and I’m always broke... should I start demanding cash ? hmmm.

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Sunday double teams

The last couple Sunday nights I've been out clubbing, I've had an unusually high number of threesome dance proposals. Took the bait on one offer last month in a club in NYC. Had a nice time with 2 lovelies, but…

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Do you care that the dancer is married?

After being treated to several goofy threads about married customers, let's flip the script a bit. As anyone who actually knows anything about this business well understands, most dancers have SOs. Makes sense when you think about it…

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"You give head almost as good as a girl"

This is what I was told the other night. I guess it was a compliment, but it felt like a backhanded one, lol.

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@Countryman

I haven't seen him on here in a while. Did he get stuck on the other side of the border? Is he riding around town on a short bus? Anybody know?

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Hopefully 2019 will be a positive year

Happy New Years to all of you

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New Year's Eve Traditions

Detroiters love New Year's Eve because it's the one night of the year when people shoot their guns in the air. What New Year's traditions do you love?

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Why are fat strippers like mopeds?

Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds? A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

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Match.com

Man I gotta be honest it's brutal. Holy fuck. There's a reason I go to strip clubs. Do you all got any online dating success stories? I bought the 6 month and I regret it already. Whatever I know your…

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Using a GF to Prep u for the clubs

Ok ok just give me a second to explain myself. All i can get are these pretty faced fat chicks at my age of 37. Well it hit me. I could date one of these girls and never fuck them LOL I…

Tijuana

Anyone in TJ 12-30/31?

This is my first time at HK. I'm wondering if there are any pros around that is willing to show this newbie the ropes?

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Buy a dance from her? 1-10? (Elise Trouw)

So what do you guys think of this girl (same person in all links): https://www.instagram.com/p/BnhRaSfg9z5/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTx7KJg3b0/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BWIkkw8Auy-/ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb8KRUhA5bS/ She is my latest instagram crush. And I made sure she is over 18 in all of those photos.

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Describe your Perfect 10 Dancer

The one-to-ten rating we all use are purely by physical looks. But I really liked how a TUSCLer rated his Perfect 10 - one point at a time. And quite balanced might I add. Full Article is here: https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=19368…

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the pussy gets old quick

i did have one atf who was so gorgeous and so good at what she did i kept seeing her for years. but as a general matter i start finding a stripper less exciting after 5 or 10 times.…

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Would you like to experience a blow up sex doll without buying one?

C'mon down to Follies. They have a blond Cuban dancer with a fake ass, tits and bright red fake lips. Every customer and dancer I asked, agreed that she fits the profile.

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am I the only one not sending dick pics?

My CF starts telling me about some of the guys she used to date, and her kid’s father, and how they are all trying to hook up with all of her stripper friends. It seems their MO is to get…

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Who wants to come to my georgetown law school graduation dinner ? Obviously sirl

Ok thx Bye

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SEXY GIRLS, ADULT STRIP CLUB VR GAME STEAM RELEASE REPEATEDLY POSTPONED

"The game isn’t much of a game other than walking around in a strip club watching chicks with big boobs dance around without any clothes on." I don't play video games, but this sounds like a game designed for me. https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/12/sexy-girls-adult-strip-club-vr-game-steam-release-repeatedly-postponed/74322/

meditations of a married man.

i started clubbing at 30 when my gf of 5/2 years broke up with me over christmas break in my last year of law school. I thought we were going to get married soon after i graduated. i think she did too and that's why she split. i went to law school in a different part of the country and i was home for the holidays. my best friend in the area was recently divorced and sold womanizing to me as a good way to live. despondent and lonely, i asked a pretty girl i knew out for drinks. she accepted and there was lots of flirting. but i was emotionally a mess and not ready to pull…

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Drugs in South Florida Strip Clubs

Which South Florida Strip clubs see the most drug use among customers and strippers?

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Christmas Presents

For Christmas I received an Amazon Echo, a smart speaker connected to the internet. It is accessed via the Alexa app. I can say, "Alexa, what is the temperature?" "Alexa, play Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit'."…

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What is the longest time you will spend with a stripper OTC?

Q. What is the longest time you will spend with a stripper OTC? A. The time between when you come and when she goes.

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How about extending the login session?

Splitting the forum was a step in the right direction. It would be nice if login sessions lasted more than a day. I don't like storing passwords in my browser and it's a drag to re-login constantly.

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Dancer calls me a pervert as I'm fingering her (front room!). What are some fun

Last time I went clubbing a dancer bobbed on my fingers until she orgasmed, calling me a pervert a few times, even though she was the one grinding me until orgasm. I couldn't think of any fun names to…

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What to do?

After 9 years my ATF moved 1200 miles away. She’s doing okay, but not too surprisingly came up short on funds for New Years’ Eve. She texted me asking if I’d send her a couple of hundred. She offered to…

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Common Illnesses Among PLs (and How to Cure Them)

chessmaster and twentyfive highlighted two scourges of the PL world in a different thread about various approaches PLs take to the hobby ( https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=62910 ). The first was "White Knight Syndrome", where guys infected believe they are Capn' Save-a-Ho and…

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JAX clubs

Hi. I don’t see a lot of high rated clubs in Jax. Why not? Any Jax clubs full of hot babes today? Going there on biz soon. Will stay an extra day if some club…

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Your first porn mag

The thread about your first visit to a strip club brought back memories and made me think of the first time I saw a porn mag and learned just how amazing a woman could look naked. I think I was 11…

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NNJ New Club Alert (Rah Rah's is now called Exit 11)

So I follow a hot MILF bartender who used to work at VIPS on instagram and recently saw that she works at a new club called Exit 11 in Orange. Thier instagram page reveals that this club's location used to…

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During the games

Sitting back in my leather chair watching Notre Dame and Clemson on the big screen thinking what I really need is a lovely woman kneeling in front of me performing really great oral sex . Anybody else think this should…

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Describe Nicole in a few words

For example, I will say that Nicole is sweet, nice, funny, and cool!

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The Comeback Kid

This is inspired by the clubbing scene in Detroit proper and how all of the clubs have removed curtains from the VIP area. In your clubbing area, have you ever seen clubs fall on hard times due to laws or bad…

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College Football Playoffs

What I have learned so far from the Cotton Bowl 1. Clemson has a terrible kicking game. 2. Notre Dame's defense is full off pussies.

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Because we care

https://nypost.com/2017/08/15/vaginas-absolutely-need-sex-or-theyll-become-medically-depressed/amp/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%2Bbuttons&utm_campaign=site%2Bbuttons&__twitter_impression=true

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When a girl under sells and over performs in a club

So I have been reviewing my year for work and that of course leads me down other paths such as a club I went to in March that offered a wonderful surprise. The club has extras from many girls but…

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PHX Hiliter closing??

I've heard rumors from dancers at other clubs and seen posts on other sites that indicate Hiliter is going to close, or at least finally lose their liquor license, in early January. Have any other PHX people heard the same…

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Recent LDK Experience?

Any recent LDK experiences? - How was the approach? Big boobs or butt? - How much did u pay? - Was she trying to make you LDK? Did you ask? - In what position was she when it happened?

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Favorite thing about the Holiday season?

For me. With the cluttered Premier League schedule during this time, it's the amount of air time that Rebecca Howe gets.

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First time at a new club

Just wanted to see fellow mongers’ advice or input. First time at a club I: - Obvi read TUSCL reviews - Drive around the building’s area. Most places are in sketchy industrial areas so I like to see exactly what’s area undo…

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Man acquitted after brawl outside Vancouver strip club

Brawls outside strip clubs are not brilliant. https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/man-acquitted-after-brawl-outside-vancouver-strip-club