Common Illnesses Among PLs (and How to Cure Them)
chessmaster and twentyfive highlighted two scourges of the PL world in a different thread about various approaches PLs take to the hobby ( https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php… ).
The first was "White Knight Syndrome", where guys infected believe they are Capn' Save-a-Ho and keep trying to rescue strippers from da game. It's a dirty game to those suffering from WKS, but fear not because they will save the day. Or night. Or that really weird time when you can't tell if it's late night or early morning but the guy is still hiding in the bushes after following a girl home.
Then there's "Smartest Guy in the Room Syndrome". It's known to be less troublesome to dancers, but can still pose challenges to the tranquility and civility of your average strip club. As observed by nicespice, at the club they are "the jolly talkative ones, who will never buy dances but will order a drink." Occasionally bouncers and other customers will attempt to cure those afflicted with SGRS (sometimes mispronounced es-jay-gee) by punching them in the face.
Any others conditions we can name?
The first was "White Knight Syndrome", where guys infected believe they are Capn' Save-a-Ho and keep trying to rescue strippers from da game. It's a dirty game to those suffering from WKS, but fear not because they will save the day. Or night. Or that really weird time when you can't tell if it's late night or early morning but the guy is still hiding in the bushes after following a girl home.
Then there's "Smartest Guy in the Room Syndrome". It's known to be less troublesome to dancers, but can still pose challenges to the tranquility and civility of your average strip club. As observed by nicespice, at the club they are "the jolly talkative ones, who will never buy dances but will order a drink." Occasionally bouncers and other customers will attempt to cure those afflicted with SGRS (sometimes mispronounced es-jay-gee) by punching them in the face.
Any others conditions we can name?
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It's only a disease if you're not the one afflicted...
Is a mental illness. Broken heart + empty pockets = potential cure. May remain dormant in system, similar to varicella zoster virus that causes chicken pox but may trigger shingles following dormancy period. Abstinence from strip clubs is only known 100% effective antidote.
https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…
The main sign of this condition is an unnatural amount of eye contact accompanied by a reluctance to look directly at a dancer’s breasts, buttocks, or vagina.
A skilled ROB can smell this from a mile away and will take him for everything he has.
I tend to error on the white knight syndrome side if any but not because I want to rescue anyone from being a dancer as much as I want them to enjoy the moment ( at least as much as they can if they are 95% unclothed around a bunch of guys vying for their attention --or worse not paying them any attention)
Nothing wrong with being nice. My default take with most dancers who approach me is white knight, because a main concern I hear about is walking up to a customer and getting flat out rejected. Even if she's not your type, why be a jerk about it?
As a tactic it's fine to play a white knight. If it defines your experience at a strip club, and your goal is to "save" someone rather than enjoy their company for who they are, that's the "syndrome".