Full menu clearly available

I walked in and paid $15 for free drinks. Yep, you read that right. You pay $15 and get two drink tickets, so I'll let you sort out whether that's a $15 cover that includes two drinks or however you want to think of it.

The club was pretty empty and I had little choice but to listen to bartender Felicia complain about EVERYTHING. The club, the clientele, her holiday experience with family, Puerto Rico. She complained about each and every one of those things.

I got a couple dances from a brunette which were mediocre. I then found a slender if aging blonde in amazing shape and bought her a drink. She was a little handsy at the bar so I figured I'd test drive in the back. First dance decent grindage. Second dance decent stick shifting. Third dance her hand inside my pants and mine inside hers. She finished (or purported to) I didn't.