Would you approve this review?

That's just plain lazy.

I don’t go to clubs to find nice girls! I’d reject the lazy ass review - and I’d avoid the club too!

Seems a little light on details

What else do you want?

Hey - at least his spelling was correct

Looked for the review but seems it's gone - I was gonna tell him to stop being a douche

The details are all there, nice girls, not my type at all, i like bad girls. Based on this review I need to avoid this club !

Lol @ your comments! :D

wow tits and nice girls. this is groundbreaking

Once again no fucking pricing!

I rejected for at least strike two

Any bathroom troll or mandatory valet? This review is worthless without that info.

Yes i reject it

It is not clear to me if the tits are on the nice girls or if your choices are either tits or nice girls. There seems to be a very high nice girls to tits ratio.

At least DesertScrub hasn’t called the review a club ad.

Somebody wants into the VIP Room.

"At least DesertScrub hasn’t called the review a club ad."

Is he still around? I don't recall seeing him post anything in a long time.

So fat boy have you posted any strip Club reviews on yelp, ya fucking plagarist.

"Its about as useful as most reviews on here. Yelp has the best strip club reviews TBH."

What a twat.

I find the reviews here helpful. They dont always tell me everything but it's a good start at least.

^ LOL what a loser loser you are dougster

I suspect that none of what you just posted is true.

But, in the persona of a street-tough "gangsta", if you did actually try to use Yelp as a dating site, and had to move because you got picked on by a middle aged woman, then my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

#Firefly

You were not captain of the debate team...

^ my bet would be, nothing he ever wrote is true, but that’s a story in and of itself lol