@Rick In the spirit of New Years I must say I am thankful that there is no edit button, if there were, your attempt at a humble brag wouldn't have been so funny, this has to be nominated for unintentionally funniest post of 2018
Interestingly I had almost the same compliment last week got. I had asked for a rating....wondering if I would make her all time top three with that skill. Those were her words almost verbatim.
Shadow, I posted a married dancers thread for the unwashed masses in the front room, but quite intentionally saved this one for here. I'm liking this system more and more now. ;)
Take it as a compliment, Rick. My ATF has bestowed that one on me as well. Another I've gotten (from the MILF) was "if I could walk to the kitchen, I'd make you a sandwich." :)
I’ve had the pleasure of DATY with many women and have never had one refer to it as “giving head”. Must be my sheltered life. Now a former recipient of my affection ( and money) used to moan in pleasure and dampen my face with her lady juices as I played my lips, tongue & teeth around and about her clit, but she texted me recently that she’s discovered a far more pleasurable way for a man to orally render her ecstatic. First he blows air into her pussy and then as he lifts his face away she queefs. Sometimes they sound like terrible farts, other times her lips and clit vibrate which puts her over the top. Then her partner fills his mouth with water and expels as much as he can into her pussy , leans back and she tries to hit him in the face with the water she squirts. She reports involvement with other water sports ( and she doesn’t mean water polo) but I’m really not interested in that. At my request she did a 20 second video of the water queefing, and it did get the camera wet. This is a new challenge for me as soon as I find a willing participant. I recently bedded a young wench who I met through seeking arrangements who I suspect may be up for trying something new on rubber sheets.
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I guess you could try to disregard the “compliment” as stripper shit but I’m not sure that will work for you. Lol.
Either way smash that like button.
If you have to check that close...agree with shadowcat. At least the VIP forum has the Papi-approved civilized form of trolling.
Now a former recipient of my affection ( and money) used to moan in pleasure and dampen my face with her lady juices as I played my lips, tongue & teeth around and about her clit, but she texted me recently that she’s discovered a far more pleasurable way for a man to orally render her ecstatic. First he blows air into her pussy and then as he lifts his face away she queefs. Sometimes they sound like terrible farts, other times her lips and clit vibrate which puts her over the top. Then her partner fills his mouth with water and expels as much as he can into her pussy , leans back and she tries to hit him in the face with the water she squirts. She reports involvement with other water sports ( and she doesn’t mean water polo) but I’m really not interested in that. At my request she did a 20 second video of the water queefing, and it did get the camera wet. This is a new challenge for me as soon as I find a willing participant. I recently bedded a young wench who I met through seeking arrangements who I suspect may be up for trying something new on rubber sheets.