@Rick In the spirit of New Years I must say I am thankful that there is no edit button, if there were, your attempt at a humble brag wouldn't have been so funny, this has to be nominated for unintentionally funniest post of 2018
Interestingly I had almost the same compliment last week got. I had asked for a rating....wondering if I would make her all time top three with that skill. Those were her words almost verbatim.
Shadow, I posted a married dancers thread for the unwashed masses in the front room, but quite intentionally saved this one for here. I'm liking this system more and more now. ;)
Take it as a compliment, Rick. My ATF has bestowed that one on me as well. Another I've gotten (from the MILF) was "if I could walk to the kitchen, I'd make you a sandwich." :)
I’ve had the pleasure of DATY with many women and have never had one refer to it as “giving head”. Must be my sheltered life.
Now a former recipient of my affection ( and money) used to moan in pleasure and dampen my face with her lady juices as I played my lips, tongue & teeth around and about her clit, but she texted me recently that she’s discovered a far more pleasurable way for a man to orally render her ecstatic. First he blows air into her pussy and then as he lifts his face away she queefs. Sometimes they sound like terrible farts, other times her lips and clit vibrate which puts her over the top. Then her partner fills his mouth with water and expels as much as he can into her pussy , leans back and she tries to hit him in the face with the water she squirts. She reports involvement with other water sports ( and she doesn’t mean water polo) but I’m really not interested in that. At my request she did a 20 second video of the water queefing, and it did get the camera wet. This is a new challenge for me as soon as I find a willing participant. I recently bedded a young wench who I met through seeking arrangements who I suspect may be up for trying something new on rubber sheets.
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last commentWas this a guy who said that to you ?
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Ouch 25, lol. Thankfully no - I checked really closely. ;)
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She just had a really big clit. That’s what she said, anyway.
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People around me now are wondering why I am laughing so hard.
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That was a lob, really.
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I knew I was setting myself up with this one, but it was an odd enough comment that I had to share it.
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@Rick In the spirit of New Years I must say I am thankful that there is no edit button, if there were, your attempt at a humble brag wouldn't have been so funny, this has to be nominated for unintentionally funniest post of 2018
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Actually, no humble brag intended. I kinda' felt like she was calling me a girl tbh. But ok, I'm glad you found this entertaining. ;)
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This post has me laughing too.
I guess you could try to disregard the “compliment” as stripper shit but I’m not sure that will work for you. Lol.
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Interestingly I had almost the same compliment last week got. I had asked for a rating....wondering if I would make her all time top three with that skill. Those were her words almost verbatim.
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I wonder if those same girls would consider it a compliment if you said they gave head almost as good as a guy.
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I guess they’d ask how you knew that lol.
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Good thing you posted this in the VIP room instead of the Front Room. :)
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ok now i got it. the post did make it sound like you were sucking dick last night :)
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Sounds gay to me
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Maybe she prefers women in her personal life? And she was saying you were less bad than other males?
Either way smash that like button.
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"I checked really closely. ;)"
If you have to check that close...agree with shadowcat. At least the VIP forum has the Papi-approved civilized form of trolling.
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Lol!
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Shadow, I posted a married dancers thread for the unwashed masses in the front room, but quite intentionally saved this one for here. I'm liking this system more and more now. ;)
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Take it as a compliment, Rick. My ATF has bestowed that one on me as well. Another I've gotten (from the MILF) was "if I could walk to the kitchen, I'd make you a sandwich." :)
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Doc, I don’t think I could say that with a straight face. I took it as a compliment...one I was fishing for when I asked for my rating. :))k
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I’ve had the pleasure of DATY with many women and have never had one refer to it as “giving head”. Must be my sheltered life.
Now a former recipient of my affection ( and money) used to moan in pleasure and dampen my face with her lady juices as I played my lips, tongue & teeth around and about her clit, but she texted me recently that she’s discovered a far more pleasurable way for a man to orally render her ecstatic. First he blows air into her pussy and then as he lifts his face away she queefs. Sometimes they sound like terrible farts, other times her lips and clit vibrate which puts her over the top. Then her partner fills his mouth with water and expels as much as he can into her pussy , leans back and she tries to hit him in the face with the water she squirts. She reports involvement with other water sports ( and she doesn’t mean water polo) but I’m really not interested in that. At my request she did a 20 second video of the water queefing, and it did get the camera wet. This is a new challenge for me as soon as I find a willing participant. I recently bedded a young wench who I met through seeking arrangements who I suspect may be up for trying something new on rubber sheets.
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