Dumbest stripper outfits?

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The dumbest outfits are usually on those fat girls in Walmart at two AM

^^^ true

Aww.

I think slingshots are hot. Though I think it’s better on someone with bigger boobs/hips rather than somebody slender.

As for body stockings, were you talking about something like this? yandy.com

And for spiral leg wraps, I think they look good in general. If only I were taller, then I’d be wearing it. (They would look dumb on me)

But then again, the one time I hung out with Nicole at a mall, she told me that I liked the stuff that were ugly. LOL

(Though for what it’s worth, I don’t own any of the dancerwear items you described)

I've never been a fan of 1-piece outfits, dresses, fishnets, or shoes that are difficult to take off.

^^lol to the Walmart comment.

Naked is the best outfit to me. Prior to that a skimpy bikini is my preference.

The outfit color makes a difference too. I once knew a stripper that was decent looking and the dirtiest dancer in her club. But she wore brown panties most of the time. I just couldn’t get past the color on the days she chose that.

Lol dont take my shit talk too seriously :)

I probably have worn some outfits that other girls might be like "what the fuck is this bitch wearing like ew???!!!" Lmao!!!

I think that yandy body stocking is one of the better ones. I've seen some really stupid looking ones imo!

I've worked at some club that half the time enforced some kinda coverup and other times didnt and many girls hated my kimono type satiny cover ups lol so I do dumbass shit too

I mostly agree with bbb23 post, even if I don't take her seriously. I'm not a big fan of outfits that cover too much or are too elaborate to take of (leg stringy wrap, etc). The "onesies" seem to be the latest rage at some FL nude clubs. I'm not that fond of the look, but if it keeps the dancers warm in a high flow air conditioned place and puts them in a better mood- I can go along with that. I'm not a fan of body stockings-- do like onesie fishnet outfits. As I told 1 dancer "fishnets are good for catching minnows."

I like slingshots if the girl has curves and a bubble butt, otherwise they do nothing

A tight t-shirt that worded "hands off". Actually saw this in TJHK.

I like one pieces sometimes, but I dont think a slim girl that isnt bloated that day should be wearing them. If that made sense.

I hate the fake designer prints too.

Lol a "hands off" shirt in a Tijuana "club". Makes me wonder if it is for shits and giggles or she just doesnt know what it means.

You know what a hot look is? Underboob. Love tees cut high to show the underboob. Underboob is severely underrated.

"I think those bikini sets look 100,000 times better with a normal thong or booty shorts.

cdn-img-0.wanelo.com"-- blahblah

ahhh it's nicespice lookin' good... but be vewy vewy quiet, she can't see me ;P

anythin that show off them fat ass hoes.

but I agree w/ blahblah. that and anything brown.

as far as what i do like: been kinda liking the pinkish/red tank top, esp if its got black polka dots on it... oooh even better if she's wearing a name tag and blonde

i dunno something like this tuscl.net

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The dumbest stripper outfit I can think of was one of my previous favs used to wear black tape pasties in a non-pastie club. She was too lazy to take her top on and off so she figured guys would be just as happy with pasties as full topless.

Slingshots can look hot if they are the type the nipples constantly pop out.

I hate one pieces most if the time. There is a local stripper with a banging body who loves one piece things. Ugh.

Almost anything high waisted looks terrible on most women.

I think a sling bikini could look good on certain body types. But that is probably rare. I think I only saw an outfit like that worn once by a dancer in a club. That body suit nicespice posted is bomb

Sling bikinis mostly look uncomfortable and awkward though

I love slingshots they make my butt look awesome. I’m also guilty of the tacky fake designer club bikinis but in urban clubs the guys like them. I have a love hate relationship with fishnets. Love the look but they rip 3 seconds into a dance. I hate those dancer shoes with the strings on the side. They look so ugly but are so popular.

Bbb23 Come model for me. I will tell you how you look. (Beautiful as usual!)

Anything that doesn't come off easily.

Every time I think there's an outfit that I don't like, I see a dancer who knows how to wear that outfit like a champ. So, I think it depends on the dancer's body type, and how honest she is with herself about what she can and can't wear.

I'm mostly annoyed by outfits that are more difficult to remove, or are prone to getting caught in buttons.

I'm also not a fan of outfits with spikes (like those commonly found on dog collars) adorning the backside of her panties.

The one thing I universally don't like are outfits that remind me of street prostitutes... and for me, at least, leg wraps evoke exactly that.

I like the fur coats strippers wear in January at Minnesota strip clubs.

Quote twentyfive said, "The dumbest outfits are usually on those fat girls in Walmart at two AM"

Which begs the question, why the fuck would you be in Walmart at 2am?

^Cause I didn’t want to be at the titty bar and get shot ; )

We had a girl at Club-Ante San Mateo ( now long gone )

She would wear a slingshot bottom, and then an extreme pushup bra. It was technically supposed to be bikini skin level. But she would get down on the stage. It was originally on the floor before they had a stage. She would pull her slngshot way forward, so that it was only the back string which was covering her pussy. And then down on her back on the floor, it was hard for bouncers to contain her. At least they had plausible deniability. So then she would place one hand each at the top of each thigh and go on and on getting up close to guys and spreading herself that way. This girl was always a real trip, verbally too.

The slingshot worked better for that than a standard thong panties would, easier to pull further forward.

Women's skimpy things, usually it is because there is some rule or convention to keep them from wearing less. So it is a tease. It lets her make you feel like she wants to do more, just that the rules restrain her.

Without such a rule, then boob out and crotchless are better. But sometimes women want there to still remain something which is covered, to be later uncovered. Its like a time delay. Remember, the basic idea of a strip club is visual only. So it makes people more accustomed to full nudity.

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They make some where the two side pieces come down to the pussy, but they are not attached, so they can be spread.

When talking about women with smaller tits, they make these side panel and bottom only play suits

They might add a bandau top. But if they take the top off, then it really shows off their small tits. Doesn't come in close to her tits, rather just shows her entire chest bared. Looks good.

Usually has sleeves, may or may not be crotchless, sometimes has some sort of pearls or glass bead string(s) for the crotch covering..

Usually, in my opinion, strippers go for simplicity, where as for the bedroom they could make it more kinky.

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Rope style outfits are the worse, and while they can look sexy on the right body, can be a pain to take off, and even worse to put back on.

Here is one example, but not as bad as one dancer I saw had. es.aliexpress.com

One dancer took over three minutes to get the outfit off while I waited for the dance, and she must have taken ten minutes to get the outfit back on.

The next one is not quite as bad to get out of, but still caused a bit of a problem. yandy.com

There's one dancer who likes to wear a laced up corset, like the following, and always complains how much it takes to get off.

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I agree that outfits that are really complicated to take on and off are not ideal for the club. I also forgot to mention anything really delicate that is easy to damage is also not gonna be the best thing to wear at the club. Although a lot of outfits or clothing items in both categories have a tendency to look good.

I like edible panties.

Exactly blah blah blah. I have seen a lot of net outfits with various amounts of damage, which in most cases never looks good.

Honestly as funny as it sounds the outfits that seem to work for me best are basic thong bikini sets. I have more expensive outfits too, but idk that they make more money. Just want to feel fancy sometimes. But a lot of times wearing a nice somewhat pricier outfit, makeup and hair done really fucks my money. Then I come in the next day wearing a cheap outfit hair/makeup not done and have a good night $wise. I've even had this happen at an "upscale" club before.

I've had that shit happen a lot in my camming days too. Shit lol!

Birthday suit with a smile is the way to go baby;)

I enjoy a slingshot on a girl with big tits - as some girls keep falling out of them.

The outfits that I don’t enjoy are ones that cover up the dancer more than a basic thong and bra. I club in NJ where it’s primarily bikinis on stage - if the club serves booze. I’d like to not encounter an unpleasant surprise when I get a dancer in the back room.

I love those hot schoolgirl outfits - with a tiny skirt, thong, knee socks - and a little top.

“Then I come in the next day wearing a cheap outfit hair/makeup not done and have a good night $wise. I've even had this happen at an "upscale" club before.”

Lol yep. I wanna meet whichever man who came up with the idea of efficient markets and laugh in his face.

I’m not a fan of the schoolgirl outfits.

I just wanna see something that accentuates the positive aspects of a woman. As I said the Slingshot can look good on some women on others it doesn't. I think if the woman thinks she's sexy the outfit will be sexier regardless.

Women often dress to impress each other more than to impress guys.

I believe that this happens less in a strip club for obvious reasons, but it still happens to some degree.

"Women often dress to impress each other more than to impress guys."

Bingo!

The dumbest stripper outfit would most likely be a Hazmat suit - that doesn’t come off.

I know it’s silly, but I get completely turned off when acdancer wears that ankle thingy. It just looks cheap and cheesy to me.

"I really never got the point of "slingshots". They look completely fucking retarded."

I'm way late responding to this. I like a fit chick in a slingshot, I think it's sexy.

how can anyone say slingshot is sexy

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Ankle thingy? A monitoring band on a dancers ankle? A flight risk awaiting trial?

I forgot about that Borat thing! Lol - that’s funny!

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