Dumbest stripper outfits?
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Title says all.
I really never got the point of "slingshots". They look completely fucking retarded. I think those bikini sets look 100,000 times better with a normal thong or booty shorts.
https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/412/a8c/c…
I also hate high waisted underwear. A lot of the time they just help show off the belly the girl is trying to hide and I think a 1 piece would be better in the situation the girl is bloated or needs to loose weight.
Oh and whole body stockings are weird to me most of the time, but there is some variety there and a few are ok.
And those spiraly leg wraps or strings that go all the way up the thigh are dumb too.
I really never got the point of "slingshots". They look completely fucking retarded. I think those bikini sets look 100,000 times better with a normal thong or booty shorts.
https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/412/a8c/c…
I also hate high waisted underwear. A lot of the time they just help show off the belly the girl is trying to hide and I think a 1 piece would be better in the situation the girl is bloated or needs to loose weight.
Oh and whole body stockings are weird to me most of the time, but there is some variety there and a few are ok.
And those spiraly leg wraps or strings that go all the way up the thigh are dumb too.
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I think slingshots are hot. Though I think it’s better on someone with bigger boobs/hips rather than somebody slender.
As for body stockings, were you talking about something like this? https://www.yandy.com/Deep-V-Long-Sleeve…
And for spiral leg wraps, I think they look good in general. If only I were taller, then I’d be wearing it. (They would look dumb on me)
But then again, the one time I hung out with Nicole at a mall, she told me that I liked the stuff that were ugly. LOL
(Though for what it’s worth, I don’t own any of the dancerwear items you described)
Naked is the best outfit to me. Prior to that a skimpy bikini is my preference.
The outfit color makes a difference too. I once knew a stripper that was decent looking and the dirtiest dancer in her club. But she wore brown panties most of the time. I just couldn’t get past the color on the days she chose that.
I probably have worn some outfits that other girls might be like "what the fuck is this bitch wearing like ew???!!!" Lmao!!!
I've worked at some club that half the time enforced some kinda coverup and other times didnt and many girls hated my kimono type satiny cover ups lol so I do dumbass shit too
I'm not a fan of body stockings-- do like onesie fishnet outfits. As I told 1 dancer "fishnets are good for catching minnows."
I hate the fake designer prints too.
Lol a "hands off" shirt in a Tijuana "club". Makes me wonder if it is for shits and giggles or she just doesnt know what it means.
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ahhh it's nicespice lookin' good... but be vewy vewy quiet, she can't see me ;P
as far as what i do like: been kinda liking the pinkish/red tank top, esp if its got black polka dots on it... oooh even better if she's wearing a name tag and blonde
i dunno something like this
https://www.tuscl.net/photos/5c1fe7436aa…
:P
I'm a hoe who's got a fat ass just ready to take your cock in my mouth.
I hate one pieces most if the time. There is a local stripper with a banging body who loves one piece things. Ugh.
Come model for me. I will tell you how you look. (Beautiful as usual!)
I'm mostly annoyed by outfits that are more difficult to remove, or are prone to getting caught in buttons.
Which begs the question, why the fuck would you be in Walmart at 2am?
She would wear a slingshot bottom, and then an extreme pushup bra. It was technically supposed to be bikini skin level. But she would get down on the stage. It was originally on the floor before they had a stage. She would pull her slngshot way forward, so that it was only the back string which was covering her pussy. And then down on her back on the floor, it was hard for bouncers to contain her. At least they had plausible deniability. So then she would place one hand each at the top of each thigh and go on and on getting up close to guys and spreading herself that way. This girl was always a real trip, verbally too.
The slingshot worked better for that than a standard thong panties would, easier to pull further forward.
Women's skimpy things, usually it is because there is some rule or convention to keep them from wearing less. So it is a tease. It lets her make you feel like she wants to do more, just that the rules restrain her.
Without such a rule, then boob out and crotchless are better. But sometimes women want there to still remain something which is covered, to be later uncovered. Its like a time delay. Remember, the basic idea of a strip club is visual only. So it makes people more accustomed to full nudity.
http://minimicrobikinis.blogspot.com/200…
They make some where the two side pieces come down to the pussy, but they are not attached, so they can be spread.
When talking about women with smaller tits, they make these side panel and bottom only play suits
They might add a bandau top. But if they take the top off, then it really shows off their small tits. Doesn't come in close to her tits, rather just shows her entire chest bared. Looks good.
Usually has sleeves, may or may not be crotchless, sometimes has some sort of pearls or glass bead string(s) for the crotch covering..
Usually, in my opinion, strippers go for simplicity, where as for the bedroom they could make it more kinky.
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Here is one example, but not as bad as one dancer I saw had.
https://es.aliexpress.com/item/Buyers-sh…
One dancer took over three minutes to get the outfit off while I waited for the dance, and she must have taken ten minutes to get the outfit back on.
The next one is not quite as bad to get out of, but still caused a bit of a problem.
https://www.yandy.com/High-Neck-Fence-Ne…
There's one dancer who likes to wear a laced up corset, like the following, and always complains how much it takes to get off.
https://www.spicylingerie.com/ey-8049.ht…
The outfits that I don’t enjoy are ones that cover up the dancer more than a basic thong and bra. I club in NJ where it’s primarily bikinis on stage - if the club serves booze. I’d like to not encounter an unpleasant surprise when I get a dancer in the back room.
I love those hot schoolgirl outfits - with a tiny skirt, thong, knee socks - and a little top.
Lol yep. I wanna meet whichever man who came up with the idea of efficient markets and laugh in his face.
I believe that this happens less in a strip club for obvious reasons, but it still happens to some degree.
Bingo!
I'm way late responding to this. I like a fit chick in a slingshot, I think it's sexy.
https://i.imgur.com/EFVKD0m.jpg
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I forgot about that Borat thing! Lol - that’s funny!
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