Everybody loves a landlord

getting paid in pussy is the dumbest shit ever. Ive known club djs who were always broke coz they accepted pussy or head as payment... they either quit or realized how old that shit gets

I know. It’s just as dumb as shelling out hard earned cash, or buying a barfly drinks all night!

When I lived in an apartment years ago, the landlord rented to a stripper in the apartment directly under mine. He regretted it within weeks. My quality of life degraded within hours. It's not always like that, I'm sure, but this particular stripper was a lunatic.

That situation ended shortly after I caught her moron brother trying to break into my apartment. He had an accident and fell down the stairs... a lot.

meth heads make the worst neighbors... up all night and stealing everything they see