Using a GF to Prep u for the clubs

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ok ok just give me a second to explain myself.

All i can get are these pretty faced fat chicks at my age of 37. Well it hit me. I could date one of these girls and never fuck them LOL

I could just make out and tease myself and help myself get to that next level of hardness then go hit the club all sexually frustrated and shit.

Dude it's brilliant and how magnificent and easy an LDK has became

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Muddy
6 years ago
Juice are you drunk? Me too man. And yeah I would totally LDK with a fat chick at a strip club right now.
jackslash
6 years ago
chessmaster
6 years ago
Wtf
chessmaster
6 years ago
Fuck you Jackie
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Fuck this place... Its no longer fun.. I seriously fucking quite
MackTruck
6 years ago
Do it!!!
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
So, who wants to run the betting pool on how many times Juice quits TUSCL in 2019?
twentyfive
6 years ago
^ I'll do it for a 3% cut ; )
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Seems reasonable.
Muddy
6 years ago
Hey sorry man I was drinking a little bit. Honestly it seems like too much work. The girls at the club usually warm me up pretty good. Then you have to deal with that fat chicks emotions and stuff. It’s not for me.
Subraman
6 years ago
What's the over/under on juice quitting? Like 4?
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
i do the opposite of this. it works pretty well.
pistola
6 years ago
Maybe expand your dating options to beyond just the new cashier at Arby’s.
bang69
6 years ago
You are missing dildoes, thong panties, empty KFC bukets
Huntsman
6 years ago
Subra, was that the over under for the year or just January?
Icey
6 years ago
so OP just said that he can only get fat chicks and he doesn't wanna work on himself so he can attract better looking chicks, so he'll brag about paying hookers working strip clubs, coz that's the only way a hot chick will fuck him.... Yeah, keep bragging!
Cristobal
6 years ago
From my experience dating someone to warm you up for the real action, seems like too much work as you would have to deal with the normal drama of a relationship.

I try to find clubs where the dancers warm you up before the main event.
JamesSD
6 years ago
This is not a good plan for many reasons.
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