Your first porn mag

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• Muddy

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  6 years ago

  Ok I don’t know if this counts as a porno mag but it was a topless calender. Mid 90’s I was a kid. We were at some famous local racer’s garage in his backyard fucking around on his cars while he and my friends dad shot the shit. Then I saw it. The greatest thing my eyes had ever seen. A 10/10 rack on this blonde girl July ‘94 or ‘95. I could not stop looking at it. My friend was still playing around on the race car but I didn’t give a fuck anymore. It felt so good on my eyes. It was like my eyes were having sex themselves, they didn’t want to pull out! So I just kept staring and staring until I had finally had to leave. Till this day I think about how much I’m desensitized by all of what I’ve seen on a weekly basis. I’ll never be able to top that first look at a pair of titties. It was fucking magical.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Early-80s, was about 13 or so - one of the kids in the apartment complex found a mag in the trash dumper - it was different than a normal mag in that the pages were the size of a 45" record and the mag was only about 8-pages and all the pics were of the same woman that was being fucked by 2-guys.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I was 5 or 6 when a group of about 4 of us found a stash in the woods.
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  I was probably about 10 when I found one of my Dad's Playboy mags. I was immediately hooked on big titties.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Where did you go hiking that you find stashes of porn magazines in the woods?
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  ^^^^^ I wonder if George Lucas realized how many erections he’d elicit in young lads (and older men, too) by having Carrie Fischer don that amazing bikini. It still gets me to this day.
• mal_hodgson

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  6 years ago

  My dad had a subscription to Playboy since the first issue. He would keep the current issue in his bedside table, and I first discovered it around 1970 (I was 7). Later I discovered that he had all the back issues stored in boxes in the basement. Which I had that collection now. Sometime in my early teens I found s stash of more graphic mags (probably Hustlers and Penthouse) in some older kids fort in the woods. Of course the mags were in rough shape from being outside but man did was that a find, like discovering a pirate treasure.
• DandyDan

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  6 years ago

  When I was a kid in the 80's, my friend's stepdad had a whole stack of Playboys from the 70's my friend and I would look at. A different friend had a much older brother who had a subscription and that friend would look at them when his brother was at work. There was also my uncle's deck of cards with naked chicks on them. I never actually owned anything until I was a sophomore in college.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  I have a deck of playing cards from The Spearmint Rhino, that was a promotional item when they first opened in West Palm Beach, in 2011. Any one interested in buying them off me ;)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  @blahblah
  
  It was in the woods behind our housing complex. I was living in military housing at the time. I was so young I don't remember details. They were probably thrown away and not "stashed"
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Tell the truth flagooner! The truth = brilliant!
  
  By “stash” you actually mean collection of figurines: https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_… That’s right folks! The Fruitcup Connoisseur is so old he used to jack off to Venus figurines. And I suspect he still does! ;)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Huh???
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  “Huh???”
  
  I guess we know what sound flagooner makes when he jacks off to pictures of Venus figurines!
  
  “Huh???” is kind of a weird o-word. My o-word is “brilliant!” ;)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I thought your o-phrase was "Yummy, you had corn last night."
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  National Geographic. :)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Am I the only one that jacks off to Venus figurines? I know that @4got2rinse prefers Michelangelo's David, but doesn't anyone else get a hard on for the armless tart?
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  The first time I saw an actual porn magazine was last year. I bought some old ones at a book store. I don't know, it's different... I think porn stars looked better in the 1990s and 1980s, just something about their features and bodies. But the hairy pussies don't do it for me, I've never seen a hairy one in real life. Just with hair starting to grow in, but never a full on bush...
• yahtzee74

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  6 years ago

  Father's Playboy. I'm not sure of my age but I wasn't older than 7. I remember that my favorite part of the pictures were the woman's bush.
• yahtzee74

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  6 years ago

  That was mid-seventies.
• dirtysecrets

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  6 years ago

  Jeez, I go back to when porn was HARD to find. I was in 4th grade, 1963. My across-the-street neighbor was a girl my age. Her dad had parked an Airstream trailer in front of their house for a few days and I, the girl, and her little brother were exploring this ready-made playhouse when we opened a cupboard in the tiny kitchen and found a Playboy. Since this was early 1960s, the poses were artsy, with girls holding scarves in their teeth or demurely sipping coffee. No pussy or even bush was visible and most of the shots were side-boob. Still, it was enough to jump-start my pre-adolescent libido and make me much more aware of those bulges women had.
  And, by the way, finding porn in the woods is a VERY common occurrence. It happened to me multiple times once I became an early teen. At some point, I may have even discarded some of my own magazines in the underbrush. It was truly a treasure when you found something like that.
  Online porn? No challenge there.
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  ^^^^You're absolutely right about finding porn in the woods, at least back in the day before online porn. Late 70s, my buddies and I discovered a box of porn mags around some trees behind a 7-11.
  My theory is guys who are getting rid of their stash (maybe they're getting married or having their girlfriend move in and don't want them to know they have porn) don't like to throw it in the trash because it's such a waste. They want other guys to enjoy it like they did, so they they leave it where it'll be found.
  I did this a few times when discarding porn before my marriage, made sure to leave it where someone would find it, one by a pay phone and before I got too far I saw a teenage kid discover it and sneak off with it, trying to be discrete. LOL!
• theDirkDiggler

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  6 years ago

  I remember in middle school, my best friend somehow was able to get his hands on a couple issues of Penthouse. One of them was the regular monthly publication from the early 90s (Amy Lynn Baxter was so yummy, even if i'm not a fan of implants, although hers didn't look bad), so it had just several very hot at the time (and honestly, i still think they're hot) pictorials and some articles. Of course, all i cared about was the articles... Not! The other publication was from a mid 80s collection/special edition called Girls Of Penthouse volume something, and it was only hot pictorials. Even better! Not every single model was Pet Of The Month material, but still very sexy.
  
  At the time, these magazines showed me everything i ever wanted to see about a woman's body and then some, unlike the one Playboy magazine my friend was also able to get his hands on. That one had coy poses, and airbrushed bushes to hide pussy lips and seemed less "natural" and authentic especially in that time period (early 90s; 80s and late 70s Playboy and even 00s Playboy was much better but still not great). Penthouse for the win. Of course i made it a point to borrow the Penthouses; didn't really give two shits about the Playboy...
  
  Now, i can't even imagine what it would have been like to have all the free porn in the world (and video not just images, although there's still plenty of that) available on a large (not stinking 15 inches, which was considered large at the time) high definition computer screen when i was going through puberty instead of having to go to the library to find stuff in the sexuality, sensual massage or women's health sections (thank you Dewey decimal system) and grabbing the picture books and moving to a more neutral section of the library. Or finding a bookstore that didn't wrap the magazines and doing the same thing, or in this case hiding the porno mags behind a gaming, sports or auto magazine. Yet that is the reality of millennials and later generations, at least with the wide availability of free and easy porn at an early age, not the hiding/sneaking of books and magazines. I guess there might be such a thing as being too spoiled too early...
• PaulDrake

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  6 years ago

  Add me to the list of people who found their first porn mag in the woods.
  
  The first porn mag I found was pretty weird. It was softcore porn that was simulating hardcore. So a couple would be simulating sex acts with zero penetration. Pretty weird...
• DandyDan

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  6 years ago

  I forgot one other thing. My uncle with the naked chicks on the deck of cards was a farmer and there are (or at least were) plenty of buildings on his property. One of them was a storage garage for his tractors and in the office he had there was a bookcase with a huge collection of porno mags. I recall Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler, but it wasn't limited to that. My cousin, the one who would end up a lesbian, used to hide out there and showed it all to me. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all still there, but it's all locked up these days.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  The first one I found, Playboy. It was for some reason on the roof of my jr high school. A bit rain damaged too.
  
  SJG