Why are fat strippers like mopeds?

Those are both things that I would never admit to.

Lmao

I have a thing for fat bitches when I'm really drunk. But ones with a shape, not blobs.

Oh, man, there was this fat farm girl from Onsted, MI She was so much fun, I went back for more. Definite 3am-er!

This is the kind of fat girl I like

http://podstolice.info/imgs/024227b55f9c…

IceyLoco, yes, nice, it’s all about proportion and distribution!

my ideal is slim thick but i donno, when i get drunk that turns me on

The only problem with larger woman is that they sweat more . I would recommend a larger stripper as they just get to the club when they are smelling great . They are more fun, maybe more fun and much more comfy when they are grinding away on you.

Because they can't move very fast?

^youve never seen them in the Golden Corral going for the last piece of fried chicken

They both get damaged if they run into a brick wall?

I like how fat girls sweat... Its a turn on when she's on top of me all sweaty hot and slippery. Like a human sauna

I once had sex with a really fat black chick. She was so fat I couldn't get hard coz she was kinda nasty. But the way her hot sweaty soft body felt was great in a nonsexual way. I ate her out and she squirted all over my face. Slapped me with her huge sweaty tits... I wouldn't do it again though.

That’s one of my favorite jokes! I’ve fucked my share - and more - of big slobs - and I don’t intend to stop either!

This time of year - fat girls are a great source of radiant heat - which keeps utility bills lower! Mopeds have really never been useful.