Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
7 yrs ago · 1 min read
Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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I am in Pattaya for the third time this year. When I was last here in July, they had taken down the old iconic walking street sign. Now they have put up the new sign. It has a curved…
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I came to Manila for the sole purpose of researching girly bars for my TUSCL friends. I have to tell you I am disappointed. I had read about Manila‘s nightlife area on P Burgos street. But it did not…
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It is good to know that the Thai Police Squad is preventing anything inappropriate from happening in Pattaya. https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/3082909/sex-live-streamers-arrested-in-pattaya?fbclid=IwY2xjawMBUCVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETEyekQwU2IzVkt2eVgyb2VWAR4aVgftRphqhX6PN3HI60arwhOuJfVdtNlCazPRA3Jw_qA6_0oylACbKvEW9A_aem_EPDFp3ajgiDQdiUTtS_KzQ
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The new design is very difficult to read
My eyes my eyes It was perfect yesterday Why????
I'm not seeing how to sort listings by latest review, overall rating, etc. with the new version of the site. Have we lost that ability, or am I just missing it? The new version of the site looks very slick,
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Those are both things that I would never admit to.
Lmao
Oh, man, there was this fat farm girl from Onsted, MI She was so much fun, I went back for more. Definite 3am-er!
IceyLoco, yes, nice, it’s all about proportion and distribution!
The only problem with larger woman is that they sweat more . I would recommend a larger stripper as they just get to the club when they are smelling great . They are more fun, maybe more fun and much more comfy when they are grinding away on you.
Because they can't move very fast?
^youve never seen them in the Golden Corral going for the last piece of fried chicken
They both get damaged if they run into a brick wall?
That’s one of my favorite jokes! I’ve fucked my share - and more - of big slobs - and I don’t intend to stop either!
This time of year - fat girls are a great source of radiant heat - which keeps utility bills lower! Mopeds have really never been useful.
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