Why are fat strippers like mopeds?

13 comments

• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  Those are both things that I would never admit to.
• Countryman5434

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  6 years ago

  Lmao
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I have a thing for fat bitches when I'm really drunk. But ones with a shape, not blobs.
• Imamutt

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  6 years ago

  Oh, man, there was this fat farm girl from Onsted, MI She was so much fun, I went back for more. Definite 3am-er!
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  This is the kind of fat girl I like [view link]
• Imamutt

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  6 years ago

  IceyLoco, yes, nice, it’s all about proportion and distribution!
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  my ideal is slim thick but i donno, when i get drunk that turns me on
• Janos

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  6 years ago

  The only problem with larger woman is that they sweat more . I would recommend a larger stripper as they just get to the club when they are smelling great . They are more fun, maybe more fun and much more comfy when they are grinding away on you.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Because they can't move very fast?
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^youve never seen them in the Golden Corral going for the last piece of fried chicken
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  They both get damaged if they run into a brick wall?
• IceyLoco

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  6 years ago

  I like how fat girls sweat... Its a turn on when she's on top of me all sweaty hot and slippery. Like a human sauna I once had sex with a really fat black chick. She was so fat I couldn't get hard coz she was kinda nasty. But the way her hot sweaty soft body felt was great in a nonsexual way. I ate her out and she squirted all over my face. Slapped me with her huge sweaty tits... I wouldn't do it again though.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  That’s one of my favorite jokes! I’ve fucked my share - and more - of big slobs - and I don’t intend to stop either! This time of year - fat girls are a great source of radiant heat - which keeps utility bills lower! Mopeds have really never been useful.