Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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Those are both things that I would never admit to.
Lmao
Oh, man, there was this fat farm girl from Onsted, MI She was so much fun, I went back for more. Definite 3am-er!
IceyLoco, yes, nice, it’s all about proportion and distribution!
The only problem with larger woman is that they sweat more . I would recommend a larger stripper as they just get to the club when they are smelling great . They are more fun, maybe more fun and much more comfy when they are grinding away on you.
Because they can't move very fast?
^youve never seen them in the Golden Corral going for the last piece of fried chicken
They both get damaged if they run into a brick wall?
That’s one of my favorite jokes! I’ve fucked my share - and more - of big slobs - and I don’t intend to stop either!
This time of year - fat girls are a great source of radiant heat - which keeps utility bills lower! Mopeds have really never been useful.
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