Match.com
Muddy
USA
Man I gotta be honest it's brutal. Holy fuck. There's a reason I go to strip clubs. Do you all got any online dating success stories? I bought the 6 month and I regret it already. Whatever I know your supposed to date strippers, but that's my social circle. I put the odds at 90% ending up with some CF. I know it's wrong but it sure as hell beats the buffalos on match.com. I'm gonna shit for it but it's so true.
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Dating sites like Plenty of Fish are friendlier to those seeking short-term relationships. It's sort of the middle ground between Match and Seeking Arrangement.
For most of the guys here on TUSCL, Seeking Arrangement is probably the closest thing to a dating site designed for our... errrrr... needs.
Tinder is full of hot 20-somethings. I've followed the advice of the sugaring forums and tried sugaring there for a couple of weeks (basically, swipe right on someone; if she swipes-right you back, she probably knows the deal and is open to a sugaring discussion, since no super attractive 22 year old is otherwise going to be attracted to guys our age), but no luck during the initial 2-week foray and I turned my profile off. At some point I'll turn it back on and try again.
My experiences...
Match.com - I actually did get matched with a stripper. I recognized her from some clubs. She claimed to be a legal secretary. Also got matched with a 52 year old librarian in Canada.
POF - They're single for a reason!!! I had one bitch tell me she knows she's ugly but she'll suck my dick and would ask me if she did something wrong if I didn't reply to her right away. Lots of P4P offers .... The only good thing is, lots of fat chicks of all races if you're a chubby chaser I guess.
Tinder - Its a hit and miss. I'd get like 5 matches a day, which is better than the other apps and sites... The key to using it is let them contact you. If you try to contact bitches its a lost cause. I know girls who get 2000 or more guys liking them a day on that app...They just ignore them coz its too much to go through.
Don't remember the name - The app that traces your location and matches you with people nearby. The app itself seems like a great idea, it just doesn't have a lot of users.
Some Latino dating app - Mostly older women and bitches with multiple baby daddies.
For the last few years all I've wanted/needed is access to T&A, so the demands/effort of a relationship is not.worth it to me just to get some T&A - having access to T&A on the spur of the moment from willing and able women via SCs, with pretty-much no effort no fuss, suits me just fine for the time being.
But, I *have* been mostly burned out with SCing and feel like "I've been there done that" so the thought of getting back into civvie-world *has* crossed my mind but not sure I wanna deal with with a relationship nor the wackiness of dating - and online dating seems more flaky and effort than I want to deal with but I can't say I would never try it although I haven't till this point.
@gooner retarddate lol, one of your better lines
@DC one of these girls is gonna rob you blind one day and youd be lucky if its just for a couple hundred and not alimony. they dont strip to nurture loners LOL they strip to pay their bills and live better than most of us lol. True there are some diamonds in the rough but you need to go in knowing the deal - its sex (or the illusion of sex) for money, plain and simple. Not saying theyre all undateable but its dangerous to build them up the way you are. As for those who prefer to spend their time with elderly, disabled, animals, etc. yes they tend to be bighearted but some are attracted to these jobs because they dont like dealing with other adults. i almost married one like that. just cuz some chick has big tits and likes old people doesnt automatically mean shes a saint. All right now go have fun.
I tried match - and evidently I’m too direct with those women. One girl told me that I was speaking to her as though she was some sort of dirty slut or whore! Imagine that! From someone as demure as I! Lol!
Anybody try christianMingle?
I call you and @Countryman retarded for 2 very different reasons.
It was just a playful jab to @Country because he was a broken record, just saying the same thing over and over again about TJ.
You are a different story. In addition to being just plain stupid, you have consistently displayed an inability to think, reason, understand, and be social. Compared to others it seems it is harder for you to control your impulses, relate to others, and manage your feelings when you get frustrated.
These are classic characteristics of people with Down Syndrome.
I have had success banging chicks off Tinder. The secret is that you have to buy Tinder Gold and buy the boosts. Then they really make sure your profile is seen by women. If you just use the app for free, you will get little visibility.
In my opinion, meeting people in public face to face is still the best way to network and find girlfriends. People lie and flake too much online.
DC, strippers aren't therapists.... and a hoe working a club is just that, a hoe working a club. She's not a therapist either. They do it coz its fast money and flexible hours. They don't care about their customers and tricks. A GFE isn't a real gf...and they're right, your attitude will end up getting you used or hurt...I love strippers, but its about the context...you're not going to see that side of them as long as you're only paying them. And when you pay them, they'll get used to it and will try to keep that up, feed into your fantasy...its about money to them, its not real. Its real when you have normal relationships with them.
Yeah, totally understand why some of you would give up on those -- the women interested in the age range of most of us here, are older and less attractive as a group, but you can find some great, attractive women as well. Since you brought up SA, I'll say there's a parallel to the challenges there. With SA, no problem finding profiles of hot women, but sorting through the scammers, escorts, and flakes can take time (and is the reason many guys here aren't fans of SA). On Match, you can find attractive, amazing women, but you have to sort through a lot of unattractive women, women with insane expectations, etc, first. Depends on how motivated you are, I guess. Easier to find a hot SB on SA than it is to find a great SO on Match, but both can require some patience and work.
Realize you're a total fucking retarded Millenial loser that no lady in her right mind would ever want to have a romantic relationship with and scrap the idea of getting together with civvies entirely and just pay whores to have sex with and pretend to like you even though you are still young and in the most fertile relationship building environment you'll ever experience.
You know, DC could probably date a stripper or a hoe if he actually worked on himself....