First time here... it was interesting...

I got here on a saturday night around midnight. The security patted me down more thoroughly than any other security pat down i've ever had minus being in jail. It was a $15 cover that night. I was drinking a bit and didn't want a drink because i stopped by just to get more sober before driving home. I briefly saw the bar straight ahead but walked by it to enter the room where the stage was. It's a pole in the center of a room littered with tables and chairs that looked like they got on sale at walmart. A man asked if i wanted a table. I said sure since this was my first time here and then he said people usually tip $5 for a table... ok... so i tip him $5. This place isn't classy at all is what i think instantly and then i look on the wall and it advertises $5 table dances... well... u get what you pay for. There's about 10 dancers and 2 of them are cute, 3 of them are not... and the rest are meh... the waitresses look way better than any of the dancers. A lady comes up to me with a heavy latin accent asking me if i want a dance, it's $5 so i say sure. She's a bit long in the tooth and looks like she might be intoxicated but $5 is nothing compared to other clubs. She pulls her panties to the side and shows me her kitty at one point and starts grinding it bare on me... I have jeans so it bothers me more than it turns me on because she's getting her snail trail all over me for no sensation... she asks if i want to go to vip. I ask how much more for information because at this point i'm a bit disgusted with her and she says $25... NO THANKS. I sit around and watch for awhile longer trying to sober up and it happens quickly because the two girls i do find attractive are forever tied up and the rest of the girls do not make me excited at all... maybe i'll try again another time because midnight visits usually are the worst at any club...