Looking for opinions from females in the industry.
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Do I have a chance at making money as a stripper with saggy balls (grandpa balls
Jan 1, 2019, 4:56 PM
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You know the rule - post a pic along with a piece of paper with your name
Have you considered a ball-lift or ball -implants
I wouldn’t pay for anything less
omg i'm dying here
Do your balls hang low Do they swing to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow
Here's the pic you requested Papi, flagooners balls
Lmfao
We just got flagooned
I don't know why you want to see this @Papi, but I just took a selfie.
They've hung like that ever since I got my vasectomy.
I ain't gonna look I bet he got the pic from Shadowcat ; )
Hey - I'm sure there are women that will prefer a manly ballsack like that
Notice there are no comments from the girls on this subject. Although Blahblah is laughing.
BTW, I ain't looking at that tse3 link.
What's your stage name gonna be? Captain Coconuts?
Lowballs Larry?
The Swingin' Swede
If you swing them right, you could hypnotize your customers. Sounds like a business asset!
^or he could go as One Ball Hung Low
reminds me of some asian restaurant called something like hong far lo or w/e. i think i seen a hong phat too somewhere
The Blunder from Down Under
Chicks dig the low ball.
@blahblah do you mean like these like these ?
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And one for SJG assets3.thrillist.com
yeah some of these asian places have great names lol!
There was a character in an 80’s movie named Long Duck Dong - but that was before all this political correctness.
As long as your balls stay inside one of those chippendales banana hammocks - you will make big money $$$
^ Sixteen Candles
^ that’s it!
@Papi in another thread... "personally I would recommend you show those puppies and make them prominent via a small tight pushup bra - IMO def emphasize your best assets vs hiding them under too-much clothing"
Okay, a sling back banana hammock it is.
^ You may need to wear two slings depending how saggy things are down there.
Hahahahah damn can’t believe it took me this long to find this lmao!!!
Smash that like button.
@flag Ever think about getting a balls job? Like a Botox injection? Or a sac lift?
A Swedish Sack Lift? It could make Flagoneer quite popular at Del Boca Vista!
Is it considered doggy style if she’s holding the handles of her walker?
LOL
Do grandpa balls and grandpa money go hand in hand ;)
