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Do I have a chance at making money as a stripper with saggy balls (grandpa balls

flagooner
flagooner136387

Everything written by this member is a fact.

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Looking for opinions from females in the industry.

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Papi_Chulo

You know the rule - post a pic along with a piece of paper with your name

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blahblahblah23

LOL

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Papi_Chulo

Have you considered a ball-lift or ball -implants

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Muddy

I wouldn’t pay for anything less

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blahblahblah23

omg i'm dying here

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twentyfive

Do your balls hang low Do they swing to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow

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twentyfive

Here's the pic you requested Papi, flagooners balls

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MackTruck

Lmfao

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MackTruck

We just got flagooned

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flagooner

I don't know why you want to see this @Papi, but I just took a selfie.

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flagooner

They've hung like that ever since I got my vasectomy.

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twentyfive

I ain't gonna look I bet he got the pic from Shadowcat ; )

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Papi_Chulo

Hey - I'm sure there are women that will prefer a manly ballsack like that

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Warrior15

Notice there are no comments from the girls on this subject. Although Blahblah is laughing.

BTW, I ain't looking at that tse3 link.

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flagooner

The Swingin' Swede

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twentyfive

^or he could go as One Ball Hung Low

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blahblahblah23

reminds me of some asian restaurant called something like hong far lo or w/e. i think i seen a hong phat too somewhere

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twentyfive
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blahblahblah23

yeah some of these asian places have great names lol!

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Cashman1234

There was a character in an 80’s movie named Long Duck Dong - but that was before all this political correctness.

As long as your balls stay inside one of those chippendales banana hammocks - you will make big money $$$

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Cashman1234

^ that’s it!

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flagooner

@Papi in another thread... "personally I would recommend you show those puppies and make them prominent via a small tight pushup bra - IMO def emphasize your best assets vs hiding them under too-much clothing"

Okay, a sling back banana hammock it is.

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LolitaLove789

Hahahahah damn can’t believe it took me this long to find this lmao!!!

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nicespice

Smash that like button.

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Cashman1234

A Swedish Sack Lift? It could make Flagoneer quite popular at Del Boca Vista!

Is it considered doggy style if she’s holding the handles of her walker?

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flagooner

LOL

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twentyfive

Do grandpa balls and grandpa money go hand in hand ;)

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