Do I have a chance at making money as a stripper with saggy balls (grandpa balls

36 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  You know the rule - post a pic along with a piece of paper with your name
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Have you considered a ball-lift or ball -implants
• Muddy

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  6 years ago

  I wouldn’t pay for anything less
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  omg i'm dying here
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Do your balls hang low
  Do they swing to and fro
  Can you tie them in a knot
  Can you tie them in a bow
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Here's the pic you requested Papi, flagooners balls
  
  https://www.dhresource.com/0x0s/f2-albu-…
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Lmfao
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  We just got flagooned
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I don't know why you want to see this @Papi, but I just took a selfie.
  
  https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.dFM39…
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  They've hung like that ever since I got my vasectomy.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  I ain't gonna look I bet he got the pic from Shadowcat ; )
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Hey - I'm sure there are women that will prefer a manly ballsack like that
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  Notice there are no comments from the girls on this subject. Although Blahblah is laughing.
  
  BTW, I ain't looking at that tse3 link.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  What's your stage name gonna be? Captain Coconuts?
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Lowballs Larry?
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  The Swingin' Swede
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  If you swing them right, you could hypnotize your customers. Sounds like a business asset!
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^or he could go as One Ball Hung Low
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  reminds me of some asian restaurant called something like hong far lo or w/e. i think i seen a hong phat too somewhere
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  The Blunder from Down Under
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Chicks dig the low ball.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @blahblah do you mean like these like these ?
  
  https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/8…
  https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/8…
  https://www.google.com/url?
  https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/8…
  
  And one for SJG
  https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/8…
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  https://youtu.be/i1sP1tSA_ss
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  yeah some of these asian places have great names lol!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  There was a character in an 80’s movie named Long Duck Dong - but that was before all this political correctness.
  
  As long as your balls stay inside one of those chippendales banana hammocks - you will make big money $$$
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  ^ Sixteen Candles
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  ^ that’s it!
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  @Papi in another thread...
  "personally I would recommend you show those puppies and make them prominent via a small tight pushup bra - IMO def emphasize your best assets vs hiding them under too-much clothing"
  
  Okay, a sling back banana hammock it is.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  ^ You may need to wear two slings depending how saggy things are down there.
• LolitaLove789

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  6 years ago

  Hahahahah damn can’t believe it took me this long to find this lmao!!!
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Smash that like button.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @flag Ever think about getting a balls job? Like a Botox injection? Or a sac lift?
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  A Swedish Sack Lift? It could make Flagoneer quite popular at Del Boca Vista!
  
  Is it considered doggy style if she’s holding the handles of her walker?
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Do grandpa balls and grandpa money go hand in hand ;)