Changes

Front Room... anyone can post anything.

VIP... only for those who have earned VIP status by way of reviewing a club, publishing an article, or buying a VIP membership.

We need a webcam and microphone in the dressing room. :D

Or at least a peep hole!

VIP = Very Impressive Penis. aka 7" and above only. That's why most of the guys are stuck out here in the Front Room. Best news of all: founder personally verifies that you are eligible for VIP. Faaaabulous!

Verified Important Penis here ;)

^^^ Likes to watch.

^ because we can fuckster

Dammit. My post above was meant for SirLapdancelot.

Do you guys sword fight in the VIP room?

^ no but we get free lap dances from nice spice, blah blah, stripper cutie, and the rest of them lol.

SirLapdancelot said "Why not allow VIPs to have read only access to the Dressing Room?"

That area was created (presumably) to provide dancers with a place where they can talk shop away from the prying eyes (and opinions) of PLs. Founder wants more genuine dancer patronage at TUSCL. This is a way to do that, potentially.

"And while we are at it, why not allow Front Room folks read only access to VIP?"

Founder wants to encourage customers to provide more genuine reviews and articles (or membership fees). Creating an exclusive area area for exclusive conversations is a way to motivate that level of participation. At least that's the plan as I see it.

For example, right now my VIP has run out. If I want access to that area again, then I need to write a review. I intend to do that this week.

My 2 cents.

IceyLoco said "If the VIP room is so great, why are the old tricks back to trolling the front room?"

If by "trolling" you mean "disagree with your half-baked, nonsensical, and toxic opinions", then it's done because you're a horrible person. That's twice as valid if you're not a troll.

lol

@dougster as one of your frequent targets, you miss an awful lot. I’m wondering when I ever claimed to be paying for pussy. 9oh that’s right you just make up shit out of your ass, because we’re all trolling you and you’re a poor helpless victim. Fucking looser.

@SLDaLot, when you get your VIP back you’ll be amazed at the civil level of convo in there, dougster obsession not withstanding he hasn’t gotten a mention in there, it’s not as active as here but as does anything good it’ll take some time.

Its money from tricks like you, ends up with guys like me lmfao<

^its loose change from decent folks after lunch at Mickey Dees that ends up in your used coffee cup while you sit panhandling on the street outside that ends up with guys like you there I fixed it for ya, ducking loser

LOL

Welcome back Sirlap.

SirLapdancelot said "Icey you clearly define trolling differently than I do and... etc., etc."

My Cliff Notes summary of SirLapdancelot's post is "stop telling people that they're having fun wrong."

But that's just me.

You could explain it with sock puppets and sky writers. It won't make a difference. It's something IceyLoco has in common with SJG.

But your dedication is admirable.

This is Phat Boys very first post where his first statement is :

Im not really into clubs, I ended up in one on a whim and met a girl who is the girl of my dreams.We hit it off and started seeing each other outside the club.<

Now he tells us all sorts of stories, he has 200 reviews on Yelp, c'mon @dougster you are a troll, just not a very good one, your 15 minutes of fame are up, time for you to vanish into the ether whence you came from.

^LOL you whine about anything, now it's time for you to head back to the loony bin, it's been six months, you've had a good run, go on now take your meds, and disappear.

@SDaLot- notice I said next to nothing, until you get to the end, where I politely called him a bullshit artist, with dougster there is no there, there.

funny when i posed this question to dougster

So fat boy have you posted any strip Club reviews on yelp, ya fucking plagiarist<

this was his response

20fag, I used to have over 200 reviews on Yelp, then deleted my profile after being catfished on Yelp. Real bad experience. She told me she was a thicc Persian bitch in her 20s. Ended up being a fat Persian bitch in her 50s who spent the date chain smoking and trying to psychoanalyze me. Then threatened to hire a private investigator to chase me down when I said I wasn't interested in her...she actually did that and would call the cops on me for made up shit for over 3 months! Imoved coz of her.<

tell me does that imply he has 200 strip club reviews is that what he wanted us to think this thread tuscl.net

@Sirlap I think this might be more appropriate

^As Alex Trebec, We'll accept that.

Problem with dougster and others of that ilk, is they all have smartest guy in the room syndrome, but in reality there is always someone smarter.

From that first post to now everything ranging from IceyLoco's personality, opinions, syntax, grammar has changed radically.

Almost like a haphazardly evolving fictional persona created on-the-fly from whole cloth by someone who isn't particularly bright... or good at being human.

^I thought I was the geriatric old trick suffering from altzheimers or dementia, how could y’all possibly be confused you’re such a smart guy. Spin it anyway you like dougster you are exposed as the liar and knucklehead you really are.

Problem with you, icey dougster phat head, you’re not very smart actually your kinda stupid TBH, and on the dumbest day of my life I’d still outsmart you in about 2 seconds, why don’t you quit while your behind, because if you keep coming at at me,you’re gonna end up in a hole so deep you’ll never get out of it.

LOL

Sounds like the VIP Room is really the PL Room, or the Grumpy Old Men Room.

SJG

^ not sure I follow you SDaLot I don’t troll anyone who engages with me respectfully and all I do is throw back twice as hard, I’ve never been one to start a fight but I’ve never backed away from someone trying to push me.

Got it ;)

I’m reminded of the 23rd psalm Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley That’s a little biblical humor for those unfamiliar;)

^You should have quit a long time ago you’re a born loser and just too dumb to know it.

^Damn, it wasn’t me on ignore. Despite the fact that I’m a meth head and ruining the board and yadda yadda.

I think I got trolled. :(

If i'm on ignore means I won, anybody want a participation trophy ; )

Admit it SLD, you're gonna miss Icey's posts.

^ Nah, he won't I'll bet nice spice will repost them for him : )

@SLD yeah the back and forth is fun to watch. Between this thread and the other thread with the Lolita chick it's been some fun reading. Lolita came through and stole all the attention away from Nicole lol. Although Nicole's attention was mostly negative.

lol

It looks like Founder did another revision to the 'ignore' tool. I can't see IceyLoco's profile, but I can see his new/idiotic posts. Or, it's a bug.

^^^ if you have posted on a thread you can see someone's posts after yours even though they have you on ignore

Mack... I'm not 100% sure that's true. I never posted to Jackslash's "How does a stripper reach a man's heart" joke thread, but today I could see that IceyLoco posted to that thread, and I could read his comment to that thread as well.

Or am I reading your interpretation of how 'ignore' works incorrectly?

I have icey on ignore and I can not see his posts.

^Must be a bug it’s supposed to make your posts blind to him and vice versa

^ No great loss

@Ishmael I can see Iceys posts on this thread but I can not see his profile

^ I think founder is trolling poor dougster/phat boy/icee koko lol

Amazing really. The trolling level and the general hostility level have come way down. And all it took was giving some grumpy old men their own Circle Jerk Room.

SJG

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^^^^^^^ SirLapdancealot, you belong in the Circle Jerk VIP room, not here.

SJG

^^^^ The entire world is a mental institution. Only crazy people do not see that.

SJG

Only trolls do not see that they are trolls. Yes SLD, you are off ignore. But now it is time for you to either grow up, or to shut up.

SJG

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I'm doing just fine in the parking lot thank you. But you are not allowed to hang out in any parking lot of mine.

SJG

Boy the parking lot is empty looks like I can park right next to the entrance lol.

Oops I just ran over a Huffy bicycle with training wheels on it funn I don’t see anyone!

Parking lot is where the action is. Circle Jerk VIP Room is just for Grumpy Old Men.

SJG

Yeah but then she uses the money from the old tricks to buy him an Xbox

It may amuse you, SirLap, that IceyLoco has purchased a VIP membership. And the exact same four discussions he made today here, he also created the same ones in there.

I think he wanted to escape from you.