Dancer calls me a pervert as I'm fingering her (front room!). What are some fun

Tell her your trying to trump her see what her response is. Either laugh or hate you

Slut. Whore. Tramp. Ohio State coed.

^ You could call her grandma;)

Tell her she is a good girl

Call her a hussey...expand her vocabulary

Grandma. LOL

“Grandma.”

The fruitcup connoisseur = one twisted guy!

(No disrespect intended)

I was commenting on @25's post.

He deserves the credit for that one

I had a similar but worse situation yesterday. She called me "sick" while I rubbed her clit and she was jacking me off. What made it worse was because she was Cuban and spoke damn little English.

Pretty little slut
Fucked up little angel
Good girl with bad habits

leaky faucet

sloppy snail

perverted pervert

Tunafish
My pretty cum dump

Knuckle warmer?

Just make sure you duck after saying it.

On the flip side, I have had a "masseuse" tell me, in between slurps on my dick, about leaving a party in an unkempt house because she was too classy to be there. I had a lingerie model tell me all about the bunch of whores working at a particular strip club while she was sucking my dick. It's hard to keep a straight face some times. I do wish I had kept up with that lingerie model.......

You could call her your filthy finger puppet.

If you insert the rest of your fist - and you move your fingers - you could just ask why her mouth isn’t moving when you move your fingers! She might not get the joke - but it’s better than stating it directly...

I never trust a hoe who puts other hoes down or who tries to act like she's something more than a hoe.

You could call her 'slut'. Some girls like to be called names like that.

Most girls, in my experience, really go intense with the DFKing, while they are getting FIVed.

SJG

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Call her daddy's little princess, your your slutty little cum dumpster

True, and probably cringey, story. In general I'm not into this type of dirty talk. Some years back, a stripper did the same thing, called me a pervert or whatever. I went the opposite way and told her she was an amazing goddess. She was clearly shocked and surprised for a moment, then lit up... The two of went back and forth, laughing outrageously while I probed her pussy and asshole, her calling me a ho or perv, me calling her a princess and telling her how awesome she is. Like I said, sounds cringey but we were both hysterical, it was just a weird surprising surreal thing. And meanwhile, while it was going on, I had no-holes-barred access to the entire holeyland

Subraman - you are correct - as these names are cringey when taken out of context.

In the moment, it’s very different. It can add to the filthy fun -

Cash: ya, I actually second-guessed sharing that story for at least a week... felt incredibly cringey to me. And enough strippers actually think that they're a princess, that saying it out loud practically gives me douche chills. But in the moment -- and as usual, pretty buzzed -- it was funny.