Dancer calls me a pervert as I'm fingering her (front room!). What are some fun
LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Last time I went clubbing a dancer bobbed on my fingers until she orgasmed, calling me a pervert a few times, even though she was the one grinding me until orgasm. I couldn't think of any fun names to call her at the time and there's a possibility I'll see her again later this week, so I want some fun names I could call her when I'm two knuckles deep inside her again.
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last commentTell her your trying to trump her see what her response is. Either laugh or hate you
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Slut. Whore. Tramp. Ohio State coed.
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^ You could call her grandma;)
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Tell her she is a good girl
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Call her a hussey...expand her vocabulary
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Grandma. LOL
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“Grandma.”
The fruitcup connoisseur = one twisted guy!
(No disrespect intended)
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I was commenting on @25's post.
He deserves the credit for that one
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I had a similar but worse situation yesterday. She called me "sick" while I rubbed her clit and she was jacking me off. What made it worse was because she was Cuban and spoke damn little English.
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Pretty little slut
Fucked up little angel
Good girl with bad habits
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leaky faucet
sloppy snail
perverted pervert
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Tunafish
My pretty cum dump
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Knuckle warmer?
Just make sure you duck after saying it.
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On the flip side, I have had a "masseuse" tell me, in between slurps on my dick, about leaving a party in an unkempt house because she was too classy to be there. I had a lingerie model tell me all about the bunch of whores working at a particular strip club while she was sucking my dick. It's hard to keep a straight face some times. I do wish I had kept up with that lingerie model.......
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You could call her your filthy finger puppet.
If you insert the rest of your fist - and you move your fingers - you could just ask why her mouth isn’t moving when you move your fingers! She might not get the joke - but it’s better than stating it directly...
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I never trust a hoe who puts other hoes down or who tries to act like she's something more than a hoe.
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You could call her 'slut'. Some girls like to be called names like that.
Most girls, in my experience, really go intense with the DFKing, while they are getting FIVed.
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Call her daddy's little princess, your your slutty little cum dumpster
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True, and probably cringey, story. In general I'm not into this type of dirty talk. Some years back, a stripper did the same thing, called me a pervert or whatever. I went the opposite way and told her she was an amazing goddess. She was clearly shocked and surprised for a moment, then lit up... The two of went back and forth, laughing outrageously while I probed her pussy and asshole, her calling me a ho or perv, me calling her a princess and telling her how awesome she is. Like I said, sounds cringey but we were both hysterical, it was just a weird surprising surreal thing. And meanwhile, while it was going on, I had no-holes-barred access to the entire holeyland
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Subraman - you are correct - as these names are cringey when taken out of context.
In the moment, it’s very different. It can add to the filthy fun -
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Cash: ya, I actually second-guessed sharing that story for at least a week... felt incredibly cringey to me. And enough strippers actually think that they're a princess, that saying it out loud practically gives me douche chills. But in the moment -- and as usual, pretty buzzed -- it was funny.
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