TUSCL News

Front Room

What did the stripper think "Horatio" was?

Q. What did the stripper think "Horatio" was? A. The number of strippers divided by the number of their customers.

Front Room

My P*ssy is sweet Like candy

if you looking for a beautiful black girl with big boobs come met me at my club :SEXPERT 3498 Boul Dagenais O Laval QC H7P 1V7 Canada. MY NAME IS MIA SEE YOU SOON BUNNYs❤️

Front Room

The real reason god kicked Adam and Eve our of the garden of eden

God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”. God comes back a few days later only to discover that Eve has…

Front Room

For the Metro Detroit Posters

Your night to shine is coming up this week, boys. Especially with the theme of this board over the weekend (gay). https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAMEEzFRA-/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=d570tlaoqrvn

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I have visited the Gold Club a few times over the past few months, so this review will be an overview across different days and times. Valet parking is mandatory. Only the valets are allowed…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Afternoon Visit

Tried Kittens out during the daytime for the first time. Was happy with what I found. Only a handful of dancers but everyone that came but implied they were naughty in the back. Got…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

80 dollars for 15 minute VIP to club

Have not been to marios since June when they just went up on VIP fee for club. Well they raised the fee again to 80 dollars for 15 minutes. This has to be the biggest…

O'Gascon

Terrebonne, Quebec

Small but FUN!

Sooooo. ..this O'Gascon club was quite Posh but also REALLY SMALL. Like...surprisingly Small. And, despite everyone I've ever spoken to (including a former stripper friend) who actually worked out of O'Gascon also, the ratio of…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Yikes !!

Ok how in the world does this place have such a high value rating!?!?! Got there around 11 and paid the cover ($10) met 2 decent looking girls in the entry way smoking. We…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

The potential is there, but...

The place has a good physical layout and a good vibe because of that. Spacious, with a large stage in the middle and the bar to the left as you come in. Not too dark,not…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Great bang for the buck

I was in town for business for three days and decided to visit as many clubs as I could after not having been to H town for a while. This one was right by my…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Way more busy than I remember

Stopped in after a disappointing visit to Cabaret East. No cover at the door, which was well appreciated. The beer tub girl by the door was pushing beers pretty hard, but I don't think that's different…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

This place is way different thank it used to be

I was in town for an extended weekend after working all week, and decided to stop in to this place to check out the talent based on an experience I had previously. I walked in, and…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Rumors of demise

Lilly, Unique, Lexi, a black dancer I don't know, a reasonably cute brunette, a new latina, and a very overweight older gal. No Clover. No Maya. No Flower. No Devin. No Juicy. Definitely no Ebony,…

Front Room

First Date at a Strip Club advice

Seems like a good idea. Has anyone tried this? Of course ill bring her to an Olive Garden beforehand.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Samantha

I am a longtime visitor of Playhouse and almost always come during the day. I have found that the true pros and the better mileage is during the day. Bartender Patty always takes care of me…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Will return

I was always curious about coming to this place because I work near it, so on my day off I decided to go in and check it out as soon as you walk into the…

Lido is done. Just got the farewell email. Wonder how

Lido is done. Just got the farewell email. Wonder how long before they pop back up with a new name.

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Need to learn some Spanish

Tried to hit Wackos while the day shift was there but I think I missed my window. There were a couple of white girls there but they seemed really spaced out - in a more…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

First visit at 390

Went in here for the first time on a Sunday evening when they had their $10/$20 dance specials during the game. The stage was empty for long periods of time and the club looked dead…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Davinci’s After Dark

I arrived just after midnight on Friday night and the club was alive. Everyone seemed to be having a good time with the club about two thirds full. I grabbed a table just…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I always wondered

How does one pronuce follies? Is it fall-eeees or Fo-leeees? Anyway as for my visit. I arrived around 230 ish. The place was packed as usual. Grabbed a seat at the bar. Ordered a beer to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Got what I came for.

Hit this place up based on reviews...it’s true. Place is about average-ok club vibe, but that’s not the business model. Approach and hustle is quick and honest. Tipped a old stripper for a neck rub, but…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Not a bad night at Mustangs

When the review is titled "not a bad night" you know what can happen here, especially when compared with Ebony Inn and similar places. I hadn't been to Mustangs in over 2 years and decided…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tatiana -as advertised

This has become my go to spot for daytime clubs. They have a really good lineup and mix of girls. I knew this trip I wanted to get a dance with Tatiana so I spent…

Front Room

Baby Stripper Learning The Ropes

Had a baby stripper dance for me today. Been working about a month. This is at an extras place (yes, Follies). I inquired about VIP (which usually means FS, but you have to confirm). She said she is not doing…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Get a dancer that doesn't know the rules!

This place was very busy, lots of dancers and customers Located right on Rt. 17 near the Rt 80 interchange it is super visible and gets lots of drive by business. FYI if you have…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Amber works at a legal and licensed establishment that does

Amber works at a legal and licensed establishment that does state mandated HIV and STD testing. As if carnival could ever afford to do that; all the girls would be fired.

Front Room

Private lap dance clubs in Manhattan

Hey guys, so I received an email from "LivePlayLove" saying that they're back soon with their own Signature Club! It said nothing of location or exact dates yet, but I know they've been on hiatus apparently constructing this new place.…

Front Room

Funniest thing a stripper offered when shilling for a dance

To wiggle my pickle.

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Don't expect much here.

Found myself in the area when I was dropping off a friend. Came by around 3pm on saturday afternoon. Free and easy parking. Kind of a rough area though. Free admission but $6 per drink.…

Front Room

RIP Stan Lee

Sheesh 20 discussions for Dennis Hof and no mentions for DJ Stan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUpUFofG-zw

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Feature time

Decided to go on a feature night with Christy Mack. As I have a VIP card I didn't pay cover but I understand they were charging $25 to get in. Went up to VIP area…

Front Room

How’s the dancing scene in Greenville, SC?

Let’s be honest : the mixed club scene in Atlanta has essentially gone down the drain. That being said, I was wondering if anyone could give me any insights into how the clubs out in Greenville are? Are they dead?…

Blue Diamond Cabaret

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Small bar feel

Walked in pretty close to the time they opes 7:30 paid the cover $5 and sat at the bar. When you first walk in it appears to be quite small however the Dance area is…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Overall great dancers, higher prices

Been here before and enjoyed myself. The place was very active for a Sunday (imho). Variety of girls. Was approached soon after sitting down by an AA. Nice curves & proportions. Very sensual and personable. I…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Great little spot...

This is an absolute great hidden gem. Its tucked away on the Clifton/Paterson border. Bartenders are friendly...10% of the girls are a 8-10 (on a scale of 1-10). The rest are all 6's and…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

It was okay....

Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except for a couple…

Front Room

Dat Cuban Hussle

Always trying to get my ass. In Cuba math must work out where you double everything. 2 songs fuck that. 4 songs. If they are not trying to play your ass it’s like somethings wrong. My question for the board. I’ve…

Front Room

Choose between 800 and 1,000 women for your sex vacation on sex Island.

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/how-five-friends-turned-sex-island-into-a-tourism-empire-for-the-rich

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Waste of time

I recently walked into this place since I was in the area. The club itself was okay, as others have noted. The place is somewhat small but they can get away with it…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

At least they have booths now...

Haven't been here in a quite a long time, but I read they installed LD booths so I decided to check it out. Walked in a grabbed a beer and hung out near the bar.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Your experience will depend on which girl latches to you....

Gentlemen, I'm putting two visits in one here, so stick with me on this. First let's talk about the club, its in a very large building, but only uses about a third of it.…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Macomobo's wasn't open

I went by Macombos on a recent Monday afternoon, and the place was locked up tight. From the amount of leaves at the door, I have a feeling that front door of this place hadn't…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Good All Arounder

Was in Portland from Seattle and decided to check out the scene since always hear how clubs are better than what my area has to offer (debatable since I'm not much of a drinker). Decided…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

THURSDAY 100 30 min VIPs

I went in on a Thursday to Spearmint. This has been a good day over the past couple of months. This is where you can get the most for your Money 100 for 30 minutes…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

First time at BU

First time visitor after hearing much about the place. Figured I'd give it a shot instead of Lusty's. I went at about 2:15pm. as buzzed in and told about the $10 cover like many have explained.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Kinda boring but no pressure easy going afternoon if you are looking to kill time

I had some time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon (before 3pm) before Halloween and the club was nearby, and since I hadn't been by in years, I figured why not. Parking was dead simple…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Always has the Best Dancers on the Block

Club Harem has always been my favorite spot on the block. I don't know why year after year the girls just all seem friendlier and not too pushy. And not too trashy. Only like one…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Winter Warm Up

Stopped by the Show Palace recently on a cold weekday afternoon. The atmosphere inside could be described at Neon Meets Disco. While dark, some money has been spent fixing up the stage,…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Good (Not Great) Visit

I had some time (and cash) to kill, so I went to the Player's Club. It was pretty much the same as ever. I got in about 10PM. There were about 10…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Below average for the Blue

The rating for this club is on the decline, and that is understandable. Fifteen years ago this was "the place" to go, having easily taken over as a club to go for a relatively…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Decent Night

Came in on a Saturday night around 7 with the wife for some pregame fun. Cover charge before 7 is $5 then it’s $10 after that. Dude at the door let us in for $5…

SophistiCats

London, England

WOW! Beautiful Ladies But Expensive Dances

This SophistiCats was close to our hotel in Oxford Circus. The closest underground station is Oxford circus and it is less than a 15 minute walk. The club is very non-descript from the outside. We…

Miceli's Corner

Harrison, Michigan

Getting ready for the 2 week firearm hunting season

I live less than 10 miles from here but only visit once in awhile due to the lack of any real vip area and the strict rules of not touching the dancer anywhere, and when…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Two Part Review - Grannys to Hotties?

I get a chance to stop here once a year on my way to North Jersey for work. This is a two part review as I stopped Monday night and Thursday afternoon. Part 1: Monday…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Does anyone know who the little white spinner is with

Does anyone know who the little white spinner is with lots of tatts and really straight brown hair??

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another lovely Wednesday afternoon!!!

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon, I'm not a regular but a semi regular meaning I get by here every other month or so. I try to be generous with the "ones" i like…

Front Room

Mr Whitefolks

With fall I notice clubs reach thier height in popularity so you may need some help getting your girls in line. Take some tips from my whitefolks to up your swagger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k8pg4MhY2c

Front Room

Strip Club Veteran Apparel

This world is so PC, but I find this apparel to be funny. I have never seen someone wear this personally, but when I decide to retire from the game I may buy the hat to rememember the good ole

Front Room

Heading to Boston in December

Looking at the reviews, doesn't seem like there's much going on in Massachusetts. How challenging is it to get to Providence on Saturday evening? I assume the train runs regularly between the 2 cities. Is there an alternative form of…

Front Room

Troll roster

We have so many damn trolls, I need a roster to keep straight who is who.

Front Room

If u guys want to meet nicole1994 u can have austin meet up

Ok

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HL needs to have dancers on the pole at 11:00

HL needs to have dancers on the pole at 11:00 AM as soon as they open. The last couple of time I've arrived at around 11:30 AM there were no dancers on stage and the club looked lethargic. If a…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Disappointed

A few years ago DV8 (and its sister club Rose City Strip) was one of my favorite clubs in Portland. The girls were above average and private dances were some of the better ones…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Hopefully one time thing

It's been well known that the only two clubs on the block where it is possible to see more than one white dancer are Harem and Red Room (ok, Circus too, but come on --…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

horrible music

I've been to this club in the past, and usually found that I had a good time. This time however I did not. There were a few cute girls, and a lot of…

Front Room

Just a bitter, hateful cunt

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/world/michelle-obama-says-she-stopped-even-trying-to-smile-during-misogynist-donald-trumps-inauguration-in-a3987426.html%3famp

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Making a Comeback

I usually only come here during the days but decided since my hotel was close by I would give it a shot. Even passed up a chance to go to DD. I must say…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hometown Honey and International Beauty.

I never would have believed it, but the first dancer that approached me after I paid the exorbitant $50 cover charge was from my hometown in Minnesota. Frankly I was afraid to get any dancers…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Good value, choice

I went in on a Saturday afternoon. Club is as described. There were not many women on the floor when I arrived but a few more showed up in the first hour I was there.…

Front Room

How did the stripper survive being attacked by a shark?

Q. How did the stripper survive being attacked by a shark? A. She beat it off'

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Mondays and Tuesday are great!

Checked in Momday at 3pm, with vip card got the master suite for $22 a night. Checked in, unpacked showered and went to get Tacos! Had to fuel up first. I dont…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Climactic Day

Aitia--at least that's the way her name sounds--is slim, pretty, and 25. She was the only such girl today at the club, so she was by far my preference. A few minutes after…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Great time with my Wife

I went to Hustler Club a week ago. I was with my wife and we decided to go get some drinks and let the wife play with the girls. It's located a block…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday night

Went to the club at 8 o’clock Saturday night. The bar was about half full when I walked in. The first surprise was a new bartender. I heard that Margie is not working here anymore.…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

First time in

I guess I went on a day where the owners were there because Holy Jesus was there a metric fuck ton of girls. Even for a Friday night. The worst part of it…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Its was like pergatory not bad but not great.

So the girls here range. Some were older, some were bigger some were great body but okay faces had 2 or 3 real smoke shows. IMO 8-9's. Problem here is some of the girls don't,…

Front Room

The Priest and the Inmate

A priest walks into the cell of a death row inmate and says "The warden asked me to come down and spend your last day with you. I am a good listener and while i can't absolve you of your…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

2 Dancers All To Myself

Got thete just before 11pm Sunday night. Bar is always clean and plenty of lighted parking. Thete were 2 dancers. I thought only one at first but the other came out once I came in.…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Nice place to hang out

Really chill place and sometimes I go here just for dinner because the food is amazing and there are lots of choices. There are 3-4 TVs around the bar so you can watch your game.…

G String

Akron, Ohio

First time

This was my first time making it inside the club. My previous attempts to stop had been blocked by the lack of parking outside. It seems like the lot is always full.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday night strike out

Was in town late on a Monday night a decided to check out $10 dance night ant Henry’s. Paid my $10 cover, took a seat at the bar, and paid about $6 for a bottle…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

1st time at CC - Tempe

I always liked the Christies Cabaret in Phoenix, so decided to give the Tempe location a try on my latest business trip. I was not disappointed. Christies clubs, to me, have more of…

Front Room

Would you give out a dancer's instagram in a review?

Assume she has 15k followers.

Front Room

TITLE SAYS IT ALL!

.

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Anyone know if Johanna still works there? Toned, Hispanic with

Anyone know if Johanna still works there? Toned, Hispanic with a full Asian themed back tattoo?

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

A new experience

Alright, I went here so I didn't stink of the cigarette smell you cannot unmask in a Florida club. You walk in and pay a guy $5 to walk in with your order sheet for…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Sunday night at HB

Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was pretty cool and…

Mermaids

Tijuana, Baja California

Allright

After having been at HK for about 2 hours, had to leave because it was just too packed. Crossed the street and went into mermaids, a lineup of about 7 girls came to say hi,…

Front Room

Nicole1984 will be attending Florida meetup

Ok

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Not like it use to be

Haven't been to this place in awhile. I was in the area on business and decided to check the place out. One of my favs use to work here back in the day. Boy do…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Monday afternoon in Kokomo

This review is of a visit to Hiphugger on Monday Nov 5, 2018 from about 4:45 to 6:45 in the afternoon. On a driving trip I could have stopped in Indy but decided to continue…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

OMG I now know what everyone means

I finally worked up the courage/curiosity to visit the Geisha Bath House. The lower floor is just as described countless times before. Also please note it is very clean and safe! As a newbie…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Mistakes by the number

1st mistake; saw the parking lot full and pulled in. 2nd; paid a $10 cover to discover an empty stage at 7:20 on a Friday. 3rd error: Bought a beer, with optimism.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Uneventful Night

I went to Oasis as I was driving back from the airport and decided to stop by. I could infer that it was sparsely populated, due to the lack of cars that were in the…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Great time despite taking advantage of a newbie

I was in town to attend a concert and wandered into New Solid Gold for the first time. At first glance, the place was not very inviting. It reeked of cigarette smoke so…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Miracle at the Pony

In the past I've had some issues with this club, not so much with the strippers but with the customers. It's in a bad part of town and attracts a little too much of a…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

After the game

Went to Indy to watch Champions classic. After tailgating and watching games the only thing left was to hit the strip club afterwards. This was the closest one to our hotel so this was the…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

What a great time

I hadn't been to a strip club in a while. So I decided to check this place out last Saturday night. There were tons of girls working with quite a variety of types, sizes, etc.…

Front Room

Countryman and DC

Are they retarded brothers separated at birth? Serious question.

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Typical daytime visit

Arrived around 3PM and paid the $7 cover which includes lunch. Paid $4 for a beer and sat down at a table to enjoy the view. There was about 10 girls working which was…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

weird vibe, but fun

There is only one dance worth seeing there. All do the same, but fuglies. it is $16 to get and you pay to rent the room $22 for the room. The…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Several visits in late sept

Had the opportunity late in sept to hit the club multiple times over a span from Saturday- Monday. The basics for this club are covered in other reviews, so I’ll share some specific observations. I…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Closed on a Friday???

I went there on a Friday evening and it was closed. That's right, closed! Thank goodness Outer Space upstairs was open, but seriously? Why should all the dancers and patrons be stuck crammed in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Armistice Day

Finished lunch at a fairly Famous BBQ place and decided to indulge in some dessert at my favorite SC. I didn't know if it would be busy since it was a Sunday and a holiday.…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Stick to Dayshift

I gave a pretty detailed review after the name change months ago and have been avoiding it for the most part. Due to the recent reviews I decided to visit twice last month. Once…

Front Room

North Carolina Porno

I'm going to be filming a few scenes in North Carolina for an adult film that I'm making. The lead male actor backed out for personal reasons and can't make the trip. So, I need to find a replacement on short…

Front Room

SC MANAGERS/OWNERS reading this site

On a serious note, if that’s even possible, how many SC MANAGERS/OWNERS do you think read this site? I would like to give full reviews on some clubs, but do not want to jeopardize anyone’s method of making bank.

Front Room

Undercounting Dances

On three of my last four trips to a strip club, I have had dancers undercount the number of dances we did. In all cases, I did strings of between 6 and 11 dances. I do not think any of…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always good, but ends too soon.

This is actually one review combining a few visits. Went on weekends a few weeks apart. One night I showed up early evening. There were lots of dancers. The first few…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Frequent customer no longer

We have been frequent customers for years, but the last year, things have gone downhill. Girls who have worked here for years started getting treated badly. Girls that remained don’t give a shit about…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

One dancer on a Friday

Riding down 19, looked like the lot was busy, stopped in. 1st mistake. Paid a $10.00 cover. 2nd Mistake. No dancers at 7:20 PM on a Friday. 3 floor goons,…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Pissed because after reading reviews I thought it would suck I had good time

This is from about a month ago it was rejected as not enough detail so I am going to try to make it better. Well stopped in about 8:30 had plenty of girls all white…

Front Room

Traveling to Miami.

I was curious to know what clubs to dance at. I few friends that are pretty chubby curvy. I was gonna take them to Booby Trap or Toosie But are there any spot beside those two?

Front Room

Bucks - Ft. Worth

Being new to the Dallas scene, I have been doing my research and have found that at Bucks Cabaret you can rent a Cabana or a VIP for an hour. Here is what I am trying to figure out. Do…

Front Room

What did I miss today?

Looks like a bunch of gay jokes

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

New girls

My usual Friday schedule was cancelled because of rain so decided to go to TMC instead. Arrived there around 6:45 as I didn’t want to miss the 7pm feature. A hot tall blonder approached me…

Front Room

Favorite Funny Opening Lines

Playa (to dancer): Do you know the difference between sex and a cheeseburger? Dancer: Why, no, I don't.... Playa: Great! Do you want to do lunch tomorrow? What are your favorites?

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Limited selection

Stopped here Sat late afternoon. About 15 girls there. Most brutal. Only 3 doable. One was really good looking, but she was with regulars. She didn’t look like she was interested in anything else. So…

Front Room

I really need to get my hoes in line

lolol

Front Room

Which girl on Tuscl.would u marry, kill, as well as fuck ?

lolol

Front Room

Watching Kobe Bryant reminds of how I murder every exam I take and how I.will ki

okay bye

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Venus

Decided to checkout Venus, it’s the first time I’ve been there since the reopened, paid $5 for parking walk pay $10 cover get padded down then u enter the club. Take a seat in the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Meh but maybe because it was a Tuesday

I guess I was expecting more since I had been told this was the spot in Portland to go even though it was a Tuesday. Drinks were solid and the bartender was really nice. Plus…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Lame Friday Night

I returned to McDoogals for the first time in several months on a Friday night. Unfortunately, not much has changed since my last visit. I didn't stay very long. There seemed to…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

This is why I still stop in and take a shot here.

Was in the area for a couple days and stopped in at The Trap twice. The first time was on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there around 3, had a beer, and surveyed the joint for…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

good Saturday night visit

Cadillac is not one of my main clubs, but I had a very good visit on a recent Saturday night. There was a huge selection of girls, probably over 40, with lots of hotties. I…

Front Room

What happens if i toss $3,000 in one night of clubbing ?

Is the manager just going to blow me ? I mean honestly how wild of a night is that or is it just not possible No OTC all ITC

Front Room

Gawd Hates Fags

What is with all the faggotry on here today. Everyone is concerned about big dicks and night sticks. Y'all need to cum to confessions and be haled by the spirit of the lawerd

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Lust - overall, a good experience

Have not been back to Lust for 2-3 years. Was in Greenville on work and so visited. Nothing much has changed. Same layout, same 2-for-1 specials every hour. BUT - the ladies were better than…

La Malquerida

Tijuana, Baja California

Still Unloved

A follow up to my previous review a couple of days ago. One rumor surrounding La Malquerida is that you can find the most beautiful chicas in all of Zona Norte hanging out there during…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Once in a while

I decided to visit this club as I was visiting a place close by and had 2-3 hours to kill. I had read the reviews about this place and my expectations were quite low. The club as…

Front Room

Bikini bar Chicago

Carls bar or Bobbys?

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I lovely colombian dancer

I lovely colombian dancer

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Almost Fulfilled

Spent a couple of hours mid afternoon. The club was fairly busy with a lot of activity. There were a lot table dances going on, but mostly with dancers I was not familiar…

Front Room

Release From

In the thread about the woman suing a guy for stretching out her vagina with his huge dick, it was mentioned that perhaps we need to get strippers to sign a release before they have sex with us.…

Front Room

tuscl articles... revisiting some of them.

“ Random Thoughts & Musings on Clubbing, from a year (or so) in the game.“ a good article. i’d comment on it butt it is closed to new comments.

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Czech Please

R3. SR is on the outskirts of Lexington surrounded by hotels, fast food, fuel, and not much else. If you are traveling, the cluster of fair-priced hotels is an advantage. There is also an open…

Front Room

Pistola

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php5?id=416740 Just look at his profile pic. The look on his face is not about tasting titties like quarters. It is the look he gets when he gets his shit pushed in

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A Good Experience and Worth the Visit

R1 On a road trip across the country. Have to start writing these reports on-the-fly or my memory will fade. (I am taking notes, but….) Also, I arrived after spending the night in Tijuana, so…

Front Room

Keeping in contact once they retire

With strippers you have contact info for: ATF’s/CF’s/stripper “friends” etc, do you keep in contact with them once they retire from the dancing business? Or maybe once they retire they remove everything that reminds them of the strip club, and that…

Front Room

Ladys pm me if you desire a man that

Hands you $1,000 and is quick with the dick

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

is this place still trying to get a cover charge?

is this place still trying to get a cover charge?

Front Room

You will never catch me dirty cop... hahahaahahaha

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

Front Room

TrapBaby vs. Ninabambina

Who has a bigger dick?

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Updated

I haven't been here in months and decided to see if anything has changed. Arrived at 7 pm and paid $5 cover. The club is the same layout. Big stage in the back and small…

Front Room

Crazyjoe and Juicebox69 I'm coming for you!

I AM SARGENT JV TROOP WITH THE FBI I have a APB out for Crazyjoe. He has been destroying shitters on Airplanes. We have had enough of these terrorist activities. Several gentlemen have starements of being stuck overnight in in Austin…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Always fun

This review is from a couple months back. It was after midnight Saturday night/Sunday morning by the time I arrived. The club was packed, but I was there for the sole purpose of seeing one…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Visit with girlfriends was a success!

I visited Scores Chicago for a girls night out, (they require male accompany understandably), and had a great time! There club is relatively large with one main pole, two side poles and two bars. The…

Front Room

Bush or no bush

I like a bush...a big one https://youtu.be/1FRDcwEsWo4 ^^^ this makes me so HARD!!! I like to dust off a virgin pussy once ina while

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Great club, hands down

Might be in a little weird spot coporate office park but like many clubs in San Antonio off 410. Cover was 15. Two levels nice as fuck on the inside imo. Feels like a palace.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nice Club, Complicated Price Structure

I arrived at 4:35, about 5 minutes late for the scheduled meet up with Juice and Viking. There was a pretty lady sitting at a counter inside the door. She asked me if…

Front Room

You guys with big cocks better be careful. :)

A woman is suing her ex-boyfriend, claiming his ‘abnormally long’ penis stretched her vagina. Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who it is…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

The name of the place needs an update. I think "Men's

The name of the place needs an update. I think "Men's Club" is an antiquated term. They should give it a more obvious name in my opinion, like, "Lisa's all nude palace!" I don't know who Lisa is, but…

Front Room

Calling out Rick Dugan

I used to be a bouncer at a strip club. Rick used to cum by and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. He acts tough on here but he is for real a big pussy cat. He used to call…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

After 2am - Frat House atmosphere. Packed beyond "comfortable";

After 2am - Frat House atmosphere. Packed beyond "comfortable"; it was okay if that is your thing.

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Any one for FS here rates etc

Any one for FS here rates etc

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Going visit for first time in a while who’s the

Going visit for first time in a while who’s the best bet at the moment for fs? Still standard price $100 tip plus songs?

Front Room

Beat the Tiger crap out of them

Titty bars in Athens are awful.... looks like oasis on the way home

Front Room

Poor Safe Sex Practices

I have been running down memory lane this weekend and remembered some really bad safe sex practices used by dancers. 1.) wiping my dick with rubbing alcohol before giving me a BJ. Condom was still used and I didnt have the…

Front Room

Prison Talk

A man goes to prison. On his first night he meets his celly who is a big ass bubba. His celly asks, "Do you want to be the husband, or do you want to be the wife?" The new guy thinks…

Front Room

How Txtittyfag won my Heart and Seduced me into Bed

One day while I was off on one of my trips around the country, here came a man who was truly a pig. He spat constantly, spoke in the most broken English that one can imagine with the thickest white…

Front Room

clanceys private room

has anyone on here been in the private room in clanceys in bloomfield nj? was it worth the extra money?

Front Room

Ever get a dance from a girl who smelled so bad . . .

. . . that you felt sorry for any girl that might rub up against you after she was done? Is there a polite way to end a dance mid-song? I'd still pay her for it. It's my fault…

Front Room

Two girls for one OTC encounter . . .

What kind of luck have you guys had with this? Was it a great experience or just twice the money for the same amount of fun? I met a girl who I think would really hit it off…

Front Room

Couples VIP room destinations

My gf and I went to Vegas about 4 months ago and we ended up in a VIP room at Sapphire at her request. She had a lot of fun there. It was super pricy but made a good memory.…

Front Room

2AMer in Kentucky

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

Front Room

Eating pussy ITC

Would it help encourage her to do OTC eventually ?

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

CHINA AT DREAMGIRLS AT RICKS: Has anyone experienced "China?" I've read

CHINA AT DREAMGIRLS AT RICKS: Has anyone experienced "China?" I've read that she's a naturally very busty girl (just my type), but haven't been able to catch her. She was reported on another website as having worked Saturday night, October 27th.…

Front Room

I figured it out !!!

Stripper flock to me because I'm quick with the dick I tip heavy I clean up my mess Im polite Im very flattering I smell good I wash my ass I brush my teeth I let them lay in my lap and i pet them

Front Room

One sock that glow in the dark

And i had hoes all on me

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

But you work at lustys,its a whore retirement home with

But you work at lustys,its a whore retirement home with all the tapioca pudding you can eat .

Front Room

Miami clubs ?

So the meeting is on the 24 of Jan @ TOOTSIES But after the party what other clubs are worth it to have a nice side adventure in ? Also list the reason why ?

Front Room

[OT] legit Vegas agencies

Anybody know of a legit ladies-of-the-night agency that services the Las Vegas area?

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Wow, that sucks man. But at least you wrote a

Wow, that sucks man. But at least you wrote a great review

Front Room

Who is Dougster? Speculations (and accusations?)

On another thread twentyfive asserted that Dougster is still here. If so, what do you think his current alias is? Here is my opinion regarding Dougster: the guy went way too far and became too repetitive. But he seemed reasonable enough…

Front Room

Articles ?

People stop writing or what ?

Front Room

Funny lol

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

Front Room

Dead

You are murdering me juice. Lmfao

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Just curious . . .Was one of the regular dayshifters

Just curious . . .Was one of the regular dayshifters named Monet? It's been several months since my last visit, but she was always my daytime regular dancer. Very nice body on a very experienced dancer.She was always…

Front Room

My weightloss update for those that care lol

Went clothing shopping today because all my clothing is getting so baggy i just look homeless lol So my waistline was 61inches and now its 46 inches I was wearing a 6XL shirt and now im rocking 3XL Was looking just fat as…

Front Room

Women : if you arent as excited to hang out with ur future hubby as you are abou

Thx

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

if you get an overnight room for more than one

if you get an overnight room for more than one night at cascada the rhoom key has to be refreshed about 1pm. dealing with the inconsistancy of things in mexico adds to the experience. just smile and you’ll get thru…

Front Room

Juicy drained a whole pitcher of fruity drinks for his birthday

He’s overlimit and aver posted

Front Room

Shitting

Looks like Crazyjoe has been shitting up airplanes, strip clubs, and strip club discussion boards

Front Room

Finding Cash

How do you feel when you find cash you didn't know you had? Yesterday I found a $100 bill in some receipts I took out of my wallet

Front Room

A funny truth about juice

I dont do drugs or drink But if i do drink its a fruity bitch drink Y'all be warned...

Front Room

Dripping wet with sex

Have you guys ever fuck a stripper so hard aand long both of you left the room dripping wet with sex ? I manage this from time 2 time

Front Room

The System

Is it going out of style ? Has something new being developed ? I've just noticed we hardly ever talk about it anymore and Ricky boy hardly ever gives us any stores of face fucking a crack head while drunk…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Hello

Hello

Front Room

Its Funny How Men Here Talk about "The Thrill of the Chase"

Indeed it must be quite thrilling when you offer almost your entire discretionary income over the course of two weeks for the possibility of getting one night of sex? I cannot bear the tension of this will they or won't…

Front Room

Name a Popular Strip Club you have visited, which lives up to its reputation?

Mine= Magic City Strip Club Atlanta Georgia Last two weeks I was in Atlanta, Georgia I decided to check out Magic City Strip Club because I have heard a lot about it both from Musicians & Music Video and sure enough,…

Front Room

Man Austin has some great talent

Some of the patrons are fucking annoying. But I’ve been to a lot of places in the Southwest. Austin is one of the best hands down. I don’t think it’s said enough on here. Better than Dallas, Houston and San…

Front Room

Nickle and Dime Story

Every 2 months or so after getting stellar service at my regular spots I decide to roll the dice at a new club or an old favorite I havent visited in years. This decision always leads to instant regrets and…

Front Room

Watching Kobe Bryant reminds of how I murder every exam I take and how I.will ki

Ok

Front Room

Kobe Bryant : "rest at the end, not in the middle" yup. Fucking love kobe

Ok

Front Room

Stripper cutie's post reminded me.how I used to be a nympho..it actually can com

Ok

Front Room

UNPUBLISHED reviews

Is it working ridiculously slow for everyone or just me?

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Yes - 100 for the room for 15min, Girl only

Yes - 100 for the room for 15min, Girl only gets part of that. Negotiate the rest. We settled on $100.