flagooner has no friends, they just kicked him out of the nursing home for stealing fruitcups from the old ladies ; )
He may give you all the money in his wallet if you can get him to believe that you have the last fruit tart on earth.
Flagoneer knows the difference between a fruit cup and a fruit tart. Iβm sure heβs laughing hard enough to shit his depends right now!
@Huntsman for blahblah I'll keep a strawberry tart with whipped cream and chocolate syrup in my pocket ; )
@cashman, No need for depends when you have a colostomy bag. @25, the lint topping will really impress her.
Maybe blah can be flagβs friend if she changes his colostomy bag. She can probably keep the fruit tart in that case but it might seem less appetizing.
Damn, @blahblah has really been putting me down in this thread. I'm starting to understand how @DC feels with a civvie.
Come on! You need to sell it to blah properly! First she gets to sponge bathe Flagoneer - and if thereβs a happy ending - she gets his fruit cups for the rest of the week. Changing a colostomy bag is a tough sell!
@Blahblah flagooner has no friends they hang a pork chop and some bacon around his neck, just to get stray dogs to play with him ;)
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last commentI'll eat you peach.
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flagooner has no friends, they just kicked him out of the nursing home for stealing fruitcups from the old ladies ; )
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Nevermind stay the fuck away from me this fruit tart is good
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I wouldnβt ness with blah when she is eating. Kinda like a hungry animal.
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^Kick him in his saggy balls )
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He may give you all the money in his wallet if you can get him to believe that you have the last fruit tart on earth.
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or even the last fruit tart in Florida
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Wow shit truck drivers are hustlers!
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Blah23 you can be my friend :)
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yay :)
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@blahblah are we still friends ?
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of course :)
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^ : )))
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25, you better keep a fruitart in your pocket though, just in case.
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Flagoneer knows the difference between a fruit cup and a fruit tart. Iβm sure heβs laughing hard enough to shit his depends right now!
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@Huntsman for blahblah I'll keep a strawberry tart with whipped cream and chocolate syrup in my pocket ; )
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@cashman, No need for depends when you have a colostomy bag.
@25, the lint topping will really impress her.
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Well said Flagoneer! Very convenient too.
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The lint keeps my pocket from getting sticky ;)
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omg LOL
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Maybe blah can be flagβs friend if she changes his colostomy bag. She can probably keep the fruit tart in that case but it might seem less appetizing.
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o hell no. There are many reasons I refuse to go into healthcare point blank period!!!
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Damn, @blahblah has really been putting me down in this thread.
I'm starting to understand how @DC feels with a civvie.
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blah, how do you feel about hot dogs, well, errr, Vienna sausages? ;-)
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Come on! You need to sell it to blah properly!
First she gets to sponge bathe Flagoneer - and if thereβs a happy ending - she gets his fruit cups for the rest of the week.
Changing a colostomy bag is a tough sell!
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@Blahblah flagooner has no friends they hang a pork chop and some bacon around his neck, just to get stray dogs to play with him ;)
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^ Sad, but true.
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Damn this thread has more info than I bargained for
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You will always be my friend!
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:))))
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You know me always looking for a drinking friend!
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^^^ @25
Actually I use peanut butter, not swine products, to get the stray dogs to play with me.
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^I was only going by what your aide told me ;)
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