Do you think I have a chance of being flagooner's friend if I'm eating a fruit t

33 comments

• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I'll eat you peach.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  flagooner has no friends, they just kicked him out of the nursing home for stealing fruitcups from the old ladies ; )
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Nevermind stay the fuck away from me this fruit tart is good
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  I wouldn’t ness with blah when she is eating. Kinda like a hungry animal.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^Kick him in his saggy balls )
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  He may give you all the money in his wallet if you can get him to believe that you have the last fruit tart on earth.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  or even the last fruit tart in Florida
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Wow shit truck drivers are hustlers!
• Johny5

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  6 years ago

  Blah23 you can be my friend :)
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  yay :)
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @blahblah are we still friends ?
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  of course :)
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^ : )))
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  25, you better keep a fruitart in your pocket though, just in case.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Flagoneer knows the difference between a fruit cup and a fruit tart. I’m sure he’s laughing hard enough to shit his depends right now!
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Huntsman for blahblah I'll keep a strawberry tart with whipped cream and chocolate syrup in my pocket ; )
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  @cashman, No need for depends when you have a colostomy bag.
  
  @25, the lint topping will really impress her.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Well said Flagoneer! Very convenient too.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  The lint keeps my pocket from getting sticky ;)
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  omg LOL
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  Maybe blah can be flag’s friend if she changes his colostomy bag. She can probably keep the fruit tart in that case but it might seem less appetizing.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  o hell no. There are many reasons I refuse to go into healthcare point blank period!!!
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Damn, @blahblah has really been putting me down in this thread.
  I'm starting to understand how @DC feels with a civvie.
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  blah, how do you feel about hot dogs, well, errr, Vienna sausages? ;-)
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Come on! You need to sell it to blah properly!
  
  First she gets to sponge bathe Flagoneer - and if there’s a happy ending - she gets his fruit cups for the rest of the week.
  
  Changing a colostomy bag is a tough sell!
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Blahblah flagooner has no friends they hang a pork chop and some bacon around his neck, just to get stray dogs to play with him ;)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  ^ Sad, but true.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Damn this thread has more info than I bargained for
• Musterd21

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  6 years ago

  You will always be my friend!
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  :))))
• Musterd21

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  6 years ago

  You know me always looking for a drinking friend!
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ @25
  Actually I use peanut butter, not swine products, to get the stray dogs to play with me.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^I was only going by what your aide told me ;)