Looker's Gentleman's Club
789 Dowd Ave Elizabeth, NJ 07201

Good food, ugly dancers.

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misterorange
Jan 3, 2019, 7:59 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I've been here many times over the last 20 years or so. One of the best features has always been the fact that they use the adjacent diner for their food, so there is an extensive menu and the food is really good and reasonably priced. Back in the day there were plenty of hot girls and lots of extras to be enjoyed. Last few years the extras have all but disappeared and the quality of talent has decreased. I didn't go for a long time until a few weeks ago. Stopped in to check it out and the girls were mostly overweight for my taste and not particularly attractive in the face. A couple decent 7's or 8's mixed in with all the hood rats. The one thing that made my visit enjoyable is that there were 3 shot girls going around, and when I declined those rip-off test tube shots, each one offered massage. I'm a big fan of the bar-side massage, but I've been disappointed since my favorite girl retired from Breathless like a year ago. I ended up getting a back rub from each of the three girls. Two of the three were pretty good, but not as good as Breathless. Anyway it was the best I've found lately. So a few days ago I was really wanting some food and a shoulder massage. Well this time there was no offer of massage or any shot girls in sight during the 90 minutes I was there. Of the roughly 25 dancers on duty, two were attractive - I'd say 7+ or maybe 8. Three others were in the 6-7 range. Ten more had no business romping around in skimpy underwear, and the last ten had no business even going out in public without a full length coat and a bag over their head. The good news is that the steak I ordered was delicious and they do observe the rule where the dollar train passes you by while you're eating. I made sure to eat really slowly while I drank beer and scanned the place for any sign of either a hot dancer or even an ugly massage girl. Neither one appeared so I finished my meal and left. One saving grace was that the bartender was young, extremely hot and dressed really sexy. She was by far the sexiest, prettiest woman in the place. She was also very friendly and attentive.

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