What do you do with drunk strippers that are willing to do too much?

I am a stage 4 PL. My goal when I go to a strip club is to go as far as I can. I am not there to baby sit, or look out for her best interest. I am there for me. My only morality/conscience rule is to obey the magic word. If she says no, then it’s a no. If she is high, drunk, or on whatever, and she is down for my suggestions, then it is on like Donky Kong. But hey, that’s just me.

Well I'd hate for them to back off of my dick because I had a little too much wine, so why do that to them?

I don't get dances with shitfaced strippers. But if I somehow found myself in that situation, I would not take advantage.

They are in a big girl world now. That is all I have to say about that.

They are in a big girl world now. That is all I have to say about that.

I enjoy dancers who get a bit tipsy, but avoid the sloppy drunks. I'm not a predator.

I may have been the one that brought them that last drink.

Obviously drunk women of any sort, strippe ror not, are a no fly zone for me. If they’re just a little tipsy, and they’ve previously agreed to my advances while sober, I might if I know her well, otherwise, no.

I’m sure *some*one will find a reason to mock me for that, but hey...

I pass in that situation.

^Huntsman -- I agree 100%

I find most drunks to be obnoxious and I avoid them. That includes strippers.

^^^ agree

If she gets drunk with you that's one thing....

But taking advantage of her when she's drunk....like doing things without paying or pushing her to do something she doesn't want to .... to me that's sexual assault.

To me sloppy drunk is no fun at all. I prefer a girl that can at least carry a conversation while we flirt before getting down to business. If I just wanted a wham bam thank yoh ma'am situation I'd go find a streetwalker. I prefer the illusion that you get in the club, even if it's fake and just a business transaction to her.

While sloppy drunk and too drunk isn't fun, if someone else wants to ply the lady with sweet nectar on their dime, who am I to refuse that previous dude's generosity. Lol

My experience with sloppy drunk strippers is nearly-uniformly terrible. So I certainly wouldn't engage. Since I drink with my strippers, sometimes heavily, there have been times where she's gotten sloppy, and I was too drunk to think very straight, either; again, never had a good experience this way.

Now, a *buzzed* stripper, that is fun

And I also agree with Icey, and he is basically saying do unto others. I won't take advantage of an extremely drunk gal.

I am with Subraman, a sloppy drunk stripper is aweful, but a buzzed stripper is awesome. There was a fine line between stone cold sober, buzzed, drunk and falling down drunk. One of my favorites years ago, was decent, but a bit mechanical when sober, and get a bit rushed after the 3rd song. With one or two drinks, she was fun and gave a very good dance not at all worried about the time. A bit more to drink and she got too gabby and actually was one of the worst dances. A few more and she was comatose.

One of my current favorite is always a bit buzzed, but a few times I misjudged a bit how drunk. One time she even pass out in one of the two for one dances.

My favorite club is an extras club. I find buzzed to slightly drunk girls get very aggressive trying to get you to VIP and once there the party is on.

I'm not talking about a girl that is so blitzed she does not know what's going on. I'm talking about the girls that is drunk enough for a DUI but still has most of her faculties. Two best lines from a drunk stripper:

I'm too drunk to leave. Let's go fuck until I sober up.

I need a couple of more drinks before we go to VIP. I can't deep throat unless I'm drunk.

I tend to avoid stoned dancers bc they can be erratic in their behavior, as well as not perform well.

On its merit, yes, I feel I am taking advantage if a girl is kinda out if it - I would not purposely seek out such dancer but I can't say if I find out she's too-stoned once she's naked and on top of me, IDK if I'll have the fortitude to stop her although I would not be the one pushing the envelope.

Buzzed stripper is a way to go. They are a bit more loose and fun while being too drunk they just sit there and lay on top of you until music passes lmao. Had one did that to me im like uhhhh yyaaaaaa ima set you down right here.. shhhh shhh sleep now lmao

I had a really drunk stripper fall asleep giving me a BJ. She was already curled up on the sofa next to me and she gradually stopped and laid her head in my lap. That's a bit of a buzz kill. Did not realize how wasted she was as she carried herself OK.

^ you should've just grabbed her head and moved it back-and-forth till the job was done

Lmao falling asleep while giving a BJ you lucky u didnt startle her and she bit you out of shock from waking up lol

@papi i see he has experience this before lol hes like oh hellll no your gonna finish if i have to move your head myself lmao

I will try to get them drunk, but once they are too drunk i pass.

goldmongerATL’s brief story made me realize that he’s a consistent source of great crazy stories!

I have always praised JohnSmith69, gawker, and rickdugan (all the rick’s really, though his are the most realistic) for their stories. But goldmongerATL puts out some really aces stuff too! ;)

Also, BJ girl that falls asleep during the deed = not brilliant! :(

I think gmd's comments most closely resemble my approach. I don't fuck with obviously drunk girls when I notice it. Sometimes, I've had a few drinks too and my judgement is impaired as well. For girls I've been with before on multiple occasions, the bar is moved but its still there. I've said no on several occasions to both strippers and civi's who I've had history with but were too wasted at that time.

i would make them take another four shots of patron. you ain't drunk til you passin out in the goddamn lounge.

My fave will full on make out with me when she's tipsy. When she's sober she is more focused on getting me off but less likely to DFK.

@Liwet exactly what is too much ;)

One of my favorites was totally awesome with a little bit of a buzz. but if she was beyond that she turned into a real BITCH.

I remember this one time I got drunk with a bitch and she fell off of me during a lap dance and hit her head on the table....another time one got too drunk with me and fell off the pole..

^ did you post this ?
>Im not really into clubs, I ended up in one on a whim and met a girl who is the girl of my dreams.We hit it off and started seeing each other outside the club.<

It’s not trolling it’s getting the truth out there

20fag you're blocked for a reason. Yeah I'm not into clubs as a customer that much, and yeah I met the girl of my dreams on one of the few nights I actually went to a club as a customer...I walked in and our eyes met and that was that. At first it was crazy coz feelings were involved for the first time in such a long time. And of course it makes you think of intentions and shit and no I never paid her for sex or anything. But I did treat her like the queen she is from the start and people talking shit made me wonder if that was a good decision or not. She's still my main bitch so obviously something went right. And no, I'm not gonna come on here and start posting real details about my life, but after a while its like fuck it here I am. Nothing to hide.

Now go twist my words around and keep trolling eventhough your trick ass is blocked.

^I have an ignore overrider because I’m verified lol

^^^You put me on ignore, because I handed your ass to you in a wheelbarrow you fucking troll

IceyLoco's definition of 'ignore' is radically different from mine...

20fag, nah your trolling me in every single thread and taking away from any possible convo is what prompted me to ignore you. Go post in VIP if its so great.... stop trolling old man.

^ I think founder is trolling you with your own ignore button lololololololol

If you like her and you want to be waking up in the mornings with her, then proceed, ITC, then OTC, then more beyond. She'll sober up along the way.

SJG

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^^^ Creepy as fuck and pretty damn rapey to boot.

Drunk dancers suck. I avoid them like the plague but one time I approached the hottest dancer who looked OK and it want until we got into the VIP room that I realized she was drunk.

She had a difficult time maintaining her balance, didn't ask for her tip but we start going at it and it was going good until we went Mish, then she put her finger in my asshole, closed her legs, squeezed hard, and rotated to the side pulling the hat off and claiming her were done.

She gets up, starts dressing, then telkdme her rent was due and if I could help her out, I told her I would go to my car to get some extra cash, so I leave without tipping her and drove home.

Call.Me.Ishmael, yes you are off ignore. But you still belong in the Circle Jerk VIP Room, not here.

Cristobal, Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.

Front Room Makeout Session. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room, then take her home with you to continue. She'll sober up by morning.

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Having sex with a woman who so drunk that she can claim impaired judgement or a lack of consent is a great way to get arrested for sexual assault, or extorted against the threat of arrest.

And, if that claim is valid, then you're actually a horrible rapist.

Except that I have never done such and would never do such.

What is also true Ishmael, is that you are an online asshole and so you belong in the CIrcle Jerk VIP Room, not here.

SJG

Why so hostile toward the vip room?

That Circle Jerk VIP Room is home to all the people who think anyone who does not see thing their way is a troll. Good riddance to them.

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