Good FAQ / sticky threads for a strip club forum...?

What does happen in the champagne room tho

No sex

What should I tip?

How to manage dancers, including tips on perfecting your backhand, and where to score the best molly

Tips on the best pants to wear maximize your LDK potential.

"sticky" thread .... Ewwww

Sticky threads is what you get when you LDK.

“Why don’t dancers care about customer service!? (And most importantly, my feelings)”

“How much should I pay for OTC?”

“I frequent the same rotation of clubs where I can get laid at a decent price. Now it seems at the same aforementioned places, the looks of the dancers have declined. Now I will ask why the quality of dancers *everywhere* has gone downhill”

“Are clubs less fun than they used to be”

To round it out and make it fair:

“Why is there no more money in this industry?”

“What is the best city or club for black/alternative/overweight/older dancers?”

“What do I say when he asks ‘What do I get in VIP’ “

“Lapdances seem icky. Can I make money just doing stage?”

“Fucking older men seems icky. Can I have a platonic sugar daddy with a 5k/mo allowance?”

“Why are extras bitches ruining this industry?”

“Am I good looking enough to get hired?”

She gave me her phone number, what does it mean?

She asked me to go with her to get something to eat, what does it mean?

How much does it increase my odds of scoring OTC with a toothless meth head skank if I wear a three piece suit and pretend to be a chemical engineer?

She stated that she was planning on staying in town tonight, but hasn’t made enough money for a hotel room. Is that an invite?

She keeps calling you, “daddy”. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

She says that she gives you “extras” because she can tell you are “clean”. She doesn’t give “extras” to others. Can she be trusted?

As you walk through the door, She yells your name across the strip club floor while she is upside down on the stage pole. Is this a potential CF in the making? Does she remember you because of your handsome looks, your swagger, your smile, your wallet or just because she thinks you have the thickest cock in the west?