Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141

Monday afternoon

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holden_caulfield
Apr 30, 2019, 7:07 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Haven't been here in a while, and for variety purposes decided to check it out (been going to Bog, FC, Criket, BT's lately). My last few stops at Bog's had not been great. Anyway, rolled in around 2:00PM discovering it was "$10 dances day" which I did not realize. Not that I pay per the dance, but noticed the sign out front. Went in, paid the $5 cover, got a drink from the bar. Man, it was smoky in there. I expected it but not to this degree. Worse than Bog's. I sat at the bar sipping my $6.75 light beer (compared to the standard 2 for $9 at Criket, this price struck me as a bit high) and scanning the room. It was busy in there, over 10 girls that I could see, and probably 20-30 customers. my first thought was maybe the $10 day draws in the customers as well as the talent. After maybe 5 minutes, a girl in her 20's which huge naturals sits down next to me, makes small talk, and asks about VIP. Very cute face. I think her name is Camilla, or Camille. She is also a little chunky, big ass, which is all good but I decided to start her out with oral only to test things out. She agrees on 120 for BBBJCIM and off we go. Really nice girl, great personality, and great skills. Not rushed at all, no song count as agreed on, took direction well and caught like a champ. Settled up, said see you later, and went back out. Now, I sat in a seat with my back to a wall, so I could get a better view of the place. Out of the 10-15 girls, all were white except for one AA, and she was an absolute 10 - young, perfect body, cute face, unbelievable. I watched her dance but wasn't re-charged enough to make a move on her. damn, next time. Most of the whites I saw were in the 7 range, with a couple of 8's. Really good talent. This was also a very comfortable spot to hang out and just watch the 3 stages at the same time. For some reason I had 2 waitresses, one would come by and ask if I was OK, and then 15 seconds later, the second one would do the same. Waitress 1 was older and clearly a waitress only. Waitress 2 was younger, dressed like a stripper, and even seemed drunk. I observed W2 get me a beer, bring it over to me, then she herself sat at the bar talking to people. Not sure what all that was about but it amounted to great service for me. Every once in a while, the DJ would shout "any drink you want, $5" which considering a light beer is $6.75, sounds great to me. So I took advantage of that with a vodka/rocks, I was told the only thing you cannot get for that special is Patron. So, I stopped getting the $6.75 beers and waited for the next special to be announced. About 30 minutes later, DJ got on the horn again, but this time said "4 beers for $20". I wasn't sure I could drink 4 beers in the time I had left, but figured someone would drink them so I got a bucket. Sure enough, that bucket was like moth to flame, and Nicole sat down to enjoy one. She is in her 30's I think, maybe late 20's. dark hair, thin body. chatted for a while and decided I was good to go for round 2. With her, I negotiated CFS for 100 and we went back. had a nice time with her, started with BBBJ, nice skills, then on went the cover. Bent her over and finished in the bag. At this point I noticed each time I was in the VIP, I was the only customer in there. Maybe it was just timing for I figured it would be busier than that. Oh, I didn't mention, the first time I went back, I paid the $10 toll and got a wristband, which covered me for round 2. Parted ways with Nicole and went back to my spot. Still had a couple of beers left. DJ shouts the any drink for 5 thing again, but I didn't partake as the drinking was beginning to affect me. In a little while, Ava or Eva sits down and I recognize her from Criket. I had OK times with her, and if I was looking to knock one out with little effort and/or under a time constraint, she would have served the purpose. But I was done and just hanging out before I took off, told her so, and off she went.

Walked outside, and assessed the smoke smell damage to my clothing. wow, really bad. Drove home with the windows down and heat turned all the way up. Helped but not totally. Next time, will bring junk clothes I can stash and change out of. besides that, the experience was all positive. total damage 5+(4*6.75)+(4*1.25)+5+1+20+5+10+120+100 = 298 for cover, drinks, dances over a 2 hour time period. will definitely return on a future Monday afternoon.

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