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TUSCL Trophies

codemonkey

Florida

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

You know how on some sites with discussion forums you can earn trophies for achieving certain milestones such as number of posts and number of likes? Here are some ideas I've thought of for tuscl trophies:

You get SJG to reply to 20 of your posts trying to convince you of the importance of the front room makeout session.

You start 10 threads extolling the virtues of TJ chicas.

You get 5 "Smash that like button" from nicespice

You get 3 of your reviews labeled as club ads by desertscrub.

What would be some other worthwhile tuscl trophies?

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nicespice

^Smash that like button

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san_jose_guy
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georgmicrodong

Shit, if I got one “smash that like button” from nicespice, I’d consider my life’s purpose completely fulfilled.

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nicespice

^Smash that like button

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codemonkey

@nicespice Yes! One step closer!

@SJG Yes! Another step closer!

@Fun Yes!

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flagooner

I bet you're in favor of participation trophies.

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san_jose_guy

codemonkey, do you eat bananas? Do you peel them, or can you just squeeze them and make them shoot out of their skins and into your mouth?

SJG

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crazyjoe

Sounds like playing Pokémon

Smash that like button

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Uprightcitizen

5 responses on your thread from Icyloser derailing the conversation to talk about how he thinks the universe loves him because he is such a perfect guy that deserves it.

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san_jose_guy

1 senseless negative response from Uprightcitizen.

SJG

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codemonkey

@flagooner The flagooner insult trophy!

@SJG I do shove them in holes.

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goldmongerATL

You used to get bronze/silver/gold/platinum levels in posts, reviews, discussions, etc. That went away a year or two ago.

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4got2wipe

I’d suggest a prize for 100 consecutive posts that include the word “brilliant” but that would be self-serving.

How about 5 consecutive on-topic threads focused on strip club stories! ;)

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4got2wipe

Also, I have to give a brilliant to nicespice and a second brilliant to san_jose_guy. Great replies!

And since codemonkey got georgmicrodong to engage in humor I say codemonkey gets a double brilliant!

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georgmicrodong

My life is complete.

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MackTruck

^Thanks

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MackTruck

Oops wrong account

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Call.Me.Ishmael

The "Most LDKs" award could also be called the "Highest Dry Cleaning Bill" award.

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MackTruck

How about a topher for who pays the most shitcoins fo have me dump loads in basements. And another fir whoever received the most shit loads in their basement

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founder

Trophies for everyone!!! You get a trophy. And you get a trophy. And you. And you and you and you!

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MackTruck

Hell yeah founder! 8 get the shitcoin trophies

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