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Splooge Countdown - a Late Night XXX-Rated Reality TV Show

reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
A few years ago I contributed a story about an idea for a late-night, XXX-rated reality TV show called “Splooge Countdown.” I initially posted it on a blog site that is no longer in operation. My blog at the time was titled “The Gospel According to Reverend Hornibastard.”

When the blog site closed down I submitted my story to Literotica under the same name (Reverend Hornibastard).

You can read Splooge Countdown it in its entirety on the following link:

https://www.literotica.com/s/splooge-cou…

It’s the only pornographic work of fiction I have ever written (apart, of course, from my contributions to this illustrious site, all of which, you are reminded, should be regarded as purely fictional).

The original version posted on my blog was illustrated with heavily photoshopped images of a TV studio, a studio audience and people engaging sex on stage, in the audience and in the judges’ booth - as described in the story.

I failed to save the accompanying photos when the blog site closed down and never bothered to re-create them (they were a lot of work).

I hope you enjoy!

5 comments

  • Warrior15
    5 years ago
    Reverend, you need to contact Netflix.

    And by the way, your comments on TUSCL are fiction ?
  • reverendhornibastard
    5 years ago
    Thanx, Warrior.

    I doubt if Netflix is ready to screen even a highly diluted version of Splooge Countdown.

    My comments on TUSCL are often sarcastic. I think those are self-evident and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    I’m really a very down to earth sort of guy. I don’t like to take myself too seriously and prefer that others not take me too seriously either (unless I’m naked in which case I mean business)!
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    I just finished reading it. Lmao at David faking it. Smash that like button!
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    “(Unless I’m naked in which case I mean business)!”

    And we all thought that when you get naked is when the chuckles begin. Huh, go figure. Lol
  • reverendhornibastard
    5 years ago
    When I’m naked I’m to be taken seriously.

    But the older I get the more eye-rolling goes on and, if people are chuckling, I’m getting too hard of hearing to notice.

    But, most importantly, my hydraulics still work (knock on wood)!
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