Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico

Still on point.

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BumHip
Apr 29, 2019, 9:50 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Made it to the border, and crossed with no issues. I don't know why I don't use the free shuttle they offer, but I always end up just taking a cab for $5. He drops me off, I check into my room, and freshen up after a 5 and a half hour drive to San Ysidro. The room was great. It had a neat fuck swing (more on that later) two queen beds, and was very clean. I had popped my Cialis before I hit the road. Pro tip: seems to work best if given a few hours to do its magic. I showered, shaved, and headed down to the action.

It wa the normal shit show. Latinas everywhere, WAY too loud music, and plenty of 7-9's to choose from. I like to hang around, have a few drinks, and get a little buzz going. I rend to sit in the booths in the back, and look for my next victim. Instead of finding her, she found me. An absolute stunner. About 30, fit, GREAT small D/Big C fake tits, amazing natural ass, and a super pretty face. She came up behind me, and simply melted into my lap. She whispered something in spanish to me. I could barely hear her, much less understand her. But with her mouth so close to my face, I could smell the beer, and booze on her. She was drunk. The perfect amount of drunk. She was flirty, sexy, and I couldn't wait to get her in that room. We had a couple beers, a couple shots, and were making out, like kids. We agreed on $80, headed upstairs, arm in arm.

As soon as she saw the swing, she smiled. After the obligatory pee break, she came out of the bathroom, and gave me a 5 minute covered BJ that was amazing. Man, nothing like a pro that knows exactly how to do things. She then stood up, grabbed me by the cock, and gently led me to the swing. After a minute of figuring out how to get her in it, and adjusted, we went at it. Never used one before. What a great device that thing is! When I came, she almost immediately started to get her stuff together to leave. It was more abrupt than normal. Can't explain it. She asked for a tip, which I gave her, and if she could take a beer from the mini bar. I said sure.

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