Alright an older stripper comes up to you
Muddy
USA
Monday, April 29, 2019 3:33 PM
Asks your for a dance. But your interested. Then she whips out a photo, showing you what she looked like back in 1987. And she’s fucking smoking hot. Would that change anything for you?
I was thinking about it. I would. But I would be needing a copy of the photo to hang on my wall, show my friends and fellow TUSCLers. And it’s game on.
I think about that chick from Top Gun. Kelly Mcgillis.
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Hasn’t aged too well. But I would tap that based on nostalgic merit alone. Another. Kirstie Alley.
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And one more, Marsha Hunt because the 40’s makes me feel a certain way. Golden.
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I feel I’m about to tap into the new market trend. Banging all the hotties of yesteryear...Today! My wallet’s already feeling a little heavy. Hot damn.
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