Ever since I was about 14 years old I’ve managed to cum (one way or another) often enough that I never suffered from “blue balls.”
Only twice in my life did I ever fail to unload my splooge for such a long time that my body finally auto-desplooginated and I experienced the fabled wet dream. In both cases I failed to remember any erotic dreams. I simply woke up inexplicably glued to my bed sheets.
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last commentSometimes it keeps me awake at night so I'll hop into the shower to take care of it.
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Nope. Sometimes the opposite like I need a break from sex.
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I have the solution for your blue balls, Juice. Paint them green.
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Lol
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I should paint mine green
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Vodka takes care of it. Lots of vodka!
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Ever since I was about 14 years old I’ve managed to cum (one way or another) often enough that I never suffered from “blue balls.”
Only twice in my life did I ever fail to unload my splooge for such a long time that my body finally auto-desplooginated and I experienced the fabled wet dream. In both cases I failed to remember any erotic dreams. I simply woke up inexplicably glued to my bed sheets.
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I never never get blue balls, but I do get them 3 foot sperm tails that tickle my brain from time to time.
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Is that what a guy catches from a girl who has blue waffle?
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