Blue balls

Sometimes it keeps me awake at night so I'll hop into the shower to take care of it.

Nope. Sometimes the opposite like I need a break from sex.

I have the solution for your blue balls, Juice. Paint them green.

Lol

I should paint mine green

Vodka takes care of it. Lots of vodka!

Ever since I was about 14 years old I’ve managed to cum (one way or another) often enough that I never suffered from “blue balls.”

Only twice in my life did I ever fail to unload my splooge for such a long time that my body finally auto-desplooginated and I experienced the fabled wet dream. In both cases I failed to remember any erotic dreams. I simply woke up inexplicably glued to my bed sheets.

I never never get blue balls, but I do get them 3 foot sperm tails that tickle my brain from time to time.

Is that what a guy catches from a girl who has blue waffle?