First Time Dissatisfied

I was at MC last week on a Wednesday night. I have always considered MC on the pricey side, but, my back-up if the other clubs close early. This is probably the first time that I felt like I was getting screwed by both a stripper in cahoots with the staff. I sat down, and within 20 minutes an attractive Latina joined me. We talked a bit, and after probably 15 minutes, I went for a table dance. It was very nice, but, limited mutual touching since we were in the main stage area. She started bringing up the other rooms, and I pretended to not be too familiar. Of course, she tried to get me to buy food. She tried to get me to get a neck massage. She tried to get me to go for a private room with 2 girls. Blah blah blah. Nothing new, and nothing to worry. They all do it, like off of a script. Once you get past that, then comes the real conversation around which room and how long. I went through the conversation, and she implied 1 hour in the front room was a bit happier. Knowing this place is more expensive, and I was on Plan B already, I went for it. Those of you who are going to leave a comment that I’m a s—t head, don’t bother. I already know it. Went with the $500 cost, tipped the bouncer $20, and breathed a sigh of relief that the spending was over until the tip for the girl. Again, I already know I’m a s—t head, so, don’t waste the effort. My philosophy is if you’re cheap, you don’t have fun - don’t go to an expensive place, and expect to get a bargain. Well, she didn’t (said she couldn’t) close the curtain. She went to talk to the bouncer, and came back saying he said he would not close the curtain “because I did not tip him enough” (her exact words). I said that’ fine whatever out loud, and she went and got him. Older guy, looked like skinny Vince McMahon came back with his hand out, and I think I gave him $60 more to close the curtain and clip it with a large paperclip. Fine. Latina girl gave a nice private dance. Really nice, apparently natural, boobs. A bit of a tummy, but, I’d rather have too heavy than too skinny in this situation. We played a bit. She rushed things quicker than I would have liked. I left happy, and pretty much vowed that I wouldn’t be back for a long time. Yes yes, I know you can go up the road and get more for a lot less. But, the “you’re not supposed to” part of a strip club is more fun for me. Sadly, it’s not so much more fun that I’m willing to chance reliving Latina Girl & skinny Vince McMahon teaming up to rob me. I’ll go to a club in TJ before I return to MC, and even then, probably still will not return to MC.