I'm not wearing any underwear

This thread title with that avatar had me freaking out for a second there lol.

Would you mind if I sucked your tits - for w/e reason the waitress at Applebee's wasn't as keen as the strippers I deal with

Let's start with the basics: you have the nicest breasts

Here cums Daty!

An old Andrew Dice Clay joke:

So I'm fucking this girl in the ass and she turns around and says "Do I know you?" I just point and say "Hey, teller number 3 just opened up, baby."

It is amazing how far you go with a stripper in a high mileage club and finally ask her for her name.

LOL @Fun

Damn! Can I lick those delicious titties? Almost all time the beautiful titties love the compliment and kiss me.

Hop up and I'll rearrange that.

As the stripper stares at my crotch in all of its attentive glory, she says, “sweetie, I can take care of that for you!”

Where a hot girl you don't know will just walk up to you and grab your cock - and then pay you a compliment

Quieres ir arriba?

Can I tie you up? I really want to spank you. I really just want to dominate you.

It took me a long time to realize how much you men love the idea of an adventure mixed in sexual play.

"I like pussy more than breasts and thighs." That comment got me kicked out of KFC.

You’ve got the perfect set of legs - feet on one end and a vagina on the other.

Ten minutes after we meet saying "Here touch my boobs" while grabbing my hand and placing it firmly on her breast.

First words out of her mouth are "I want to have your baby"

"Are you a cop? You look like a cop"

"You remind me of my father" is a really bad line in the real word, but in strip clubs, not so much.

“Fuck me Daddy”. Very inappropriate in the real World. Have had 3 dancers say that in the SCs.

Being greeted by the stripper handshake is much more fun, than a civvie handshake.

"What's your menu?"

“I don’t need to go to a club to get laid! I can get laid anytime I want!”

“It’s my buddy’s birthday, so take care of him.”

“No. You need to order a drink.”

“So why don’t we just come back to my hotel together?”

“Your pussy is so cute.”

“Here, follow me...” as she grabs your cock to use it as a leash to drag you around like the dog you are!

^ lol that’s a really good one

‘I bet your ass tastes like strawberry cheesecake on a hot summers day’

And I love the stripper handshake. Nice to meet you too.

You can use any line anywhere. Truth is, if a girl likes you, you can say just about anything to her....her attraction for you is what separates cute and funny from perverted and creepy.

Here are a few lines strippers have used that I doubt I will ever hear outside a club.

"I bet you are thinking, are my tits real. Why don't we head back and find out."

"I have no gag reflex."

"Most guys can't last 5 minutes in my mouth, do you want to see if you can try?"