Articles - 2014

A business visit to San Diego enabled me to enjoy a three night strip club binge in Tijuana. On each of three separate visits to Tijuana, I parked my rental car in a guarded lot near the border and walked across to the taxi stand for a $5 cab ride to the Zone of Tolerance, the area of Tijuana…

As a new year of strip clubbing begins, it seems appropriate to reminisce about the year that has just ended. I visited my first strip club in the 1970s and a few more in the 1980s, but my clubbing didn't begin in earnest until about 20 years ago. During the past year, with greater disposable income and excellent…

Being a dancer's regular customer has both advantages and disadvantages. I am not a 'Wanna Dance' guy. I would rather spend my time with one or two regular girls than get dances from a bunch of different ones. I like to get to know them and look forward to coming in and visiting them. I like that as soon as I…

The old Beach Boys song “California Girls” comes to mind, although California girls are not my favorite, in that I have mongered in many states in the United States and more than a few countries. My most excursion was to Japan. This was my first trip to Tokyo and most likely my only trip. I won't bore you with the travel…

I am one of those guys that would rather come into a club and spend all my time with one or two of my favorite dancers than see a bunch of different girls each visit. I like when they run over to me when I walk in the door and seem happy to see me. I try to always treat…

It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation happen the other day that was charged full of psychic repercussions. Here's my story. My supervisor gave me tickets to…

We all have varying degrees of strip club experience. Some of us have been in clubs since we were 18. Some only go occasionally, some go every weekend, and some have a cot in the back and just have the girls bring us food from the buffet occasionally. Whatever your various levels of experience, I can promise that there is one…

After frequenting strip clubs, seeing the beautiful girls (and some not so beautiful), and spending a decent amount of money on lap dances, I began to wonder what it was like. What it was like to go home with in just one day what I usually make in two weeks. Or even more. It wasn't really a simple decision, I…

This is the third and likely final installment of my Tijuana adventures -- the writing of it I mean, not the doing of it! I returned to the Zona Norte last weekend and, as usual, am happy to report my experiences. This time, I drove my car from Arizona, parked on the American side of the border and then walked…

Last year I went to a gentleman's club. It was not the first time, I had already visited one with customers in the past, but this was the first time I went there alone. And since then I have gone back several times! tuscl.net has allowed me to visit the clubs that best matched my expectations. But before I begin my…

Most strip clubs are woefully mismanaged. They almost all have websites that they totally ignore after they are set up, no schedules, holiday hours missing, old pics, etc. There is also an antagonistic relationship between the dancers and management. They fine the dancers for the most mundane thing, missing a shift, being late, allowing ass grab in private dance, reading…

The context of this article is aimed at middle aged fugly PL's (pathetic loser) like myself. Also, this transcends random p4p (pay for play) OTC (outside the club) encounters. So you meet and become enamored with a, sweet, smoking hot young dancer. Instinctively, you are drawn to her and want to become part of her life. Well,…

I've seen this topic come up in some form many times in my relatively short time here, and all I can say is, probably the latter, though who really knows besides the woman involved? But let me tell you about a friend of mine who's been seeing strippers for a lot of years. It started like any of his other flings,…

Something a little crazy happened last night. I got to the club around 6:30pm and was on the floor by 7. I did a couple dances because it was pretty busy. I went on stage, the guys at the tip rail asked me for a dance while I was on stage. Then I came out of the back and another…

A couple years ago I read a fascinating article about college girls and recent college grads becoming Sugar Babies to pay for tuition or pay off student loans. I always liked having a fav and getting GFE in the clubs, and I had some OTC dates where we went out to dinner and shopping, so becoming a Sugar Daddy…

As 2013 comes to a close, I think it's time that we look back at the mistakes we've seen strippers make, mistakes we have ourselves made, reflect on the changes in the industry, and adjust our hustle to make the most of the year ahead. Strippers have been directly affected by sexualization of mainstream media, and strippers, instead of being…

As I was driving the other day I started thinking of what were some of my favorite dances over the years. Before I go into the details, let me say I love to make the person I am with feel good. That hold true both in the real world and at the clubs. Looking back, my favorite dances did…

For the small amount of fabric involved, stripper clothes are incredibly expensive. Maybe because they're professional costumes in a sense, or maybe because strippers have lots of cash, or maybe because its designed for an adult industry. Who knows, but most men are not aware that the tiny thong bikini that the stripper is wearing could have easily cost her…

Okay, I hate to do this on a site where most of us are very content just thinking about the mileage we might get the next time we're at the club…but this has been in the news lately and I just feel like there's nowhere else to post it where anyone might have a clue about this type of thing. Lately…

It took me a long time to finally go to a strip club. After seeing the outside of a strip club on a family trip to San Francisco at age 15 (a stripper was standing at the outside of the club door) I have long wanted to check out a club. It became a fantasy of mine. Perhaps because of…

Breasts are magnificent Breasts are spectacular Breasts stretch my lips, my grip, And vernacular Breasts are amazing Breasts are stupendous From sweet, perky A's To D's quite tremendous Breasts are a blessing Breasts are a curse They're the first thoughts you think And the last in your hearse Breasts are a pleasure Breasts are a pain I've left with a smile But also a sprain Breasts are delightful Breasts are divine I find they…

This is part 2 to the classic part 1. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15662 In all seriousness, part 1 had some good points, but there were also some bad points. I wasn't nearly as experienced at bagging strippers as I am now. When I first started started strip clubbing I wasn't interested in trying to take a stripper home, I would just get dances and go…

My friends and I were hanging out and I haven't seen them in quite some time as they live in other cities. We decided to go to the casino after having dinner since my friends love playing poker. We head to the Casino around 11:00pm and got to the poker room, surprisingly there was no wait and all…

Many, many moons ago in a plverse, far, far away, lived a stripper named Princess. Not Princess Leia. Not Princess Buttercup. Not even Princess Di. Just Princess. But she was not some ordinary princess.  No, Princess was The Princess of The Pole. Admirers from all over the plverse would fly light years away to catch a glimpse of this nimble nymph.…

I'm looking back at almost 4 decades of going to Strip clubs in one form or another. My first experiences were at the age of 19. I was in college, the drinking age was 21, but 30 miles to the north was Canada. There you only had to be 19. The places I went were not strip clubs in the…

I often think women have the wrong perception of Gentlemens clubs and whether their husbands should go. My view is it is a win win for everyone involved. For the man, its obvious, he gets to see a gorgeous woman all dolled up and nearly or even completely nude treat him as if he were the king of…

I had arranged a session w/ a TJ escort this on a Sunday. I'm normally a bar girl (BG) guy w/ a little street girl (SG) thrown in for spice, but the search for a great GFE forced me to go the route of the escort on this trip. I chose Marina due to her positive reviews on other sites…

So I started strip clubbing a little over 5 years ago. Let me take you back in the time machine. In one of my college classes (I was 20 at the time), a couple of my buddies were talking about a strip club they went to. At this point I had never been to a strip club, but I was kind…

I am in my late forties; Indian guy, immigrated here in the mid 80s. I have been married for 25+ years. I am in extremely good shape and workout 5-6 days a week. Being married my monthly spending limit is about $500. I started visiting strip clubs while traveling for work about 10 years back.…

Portland Oregon has over 50 strip clubs with clubs open any hour of the day, these businesses solely thrive on repeat customers and business is not tourist by nature. These repeat regular customers are donating over $1.5 million a month to the dancers of Portland. This figure is based on my low month average of $3000 in November 2013. We…

Trip Report: HK Lynn from Guadalajara It was Sunday night (March 30th) and I had finally had my session with Marina the escort in my room at Hotel Velario. After the semi-GFE bang (see recent report), Marina mentioned her friend at HK who goes by Kendra. I got some good intel and decided to try and find her for some conversation…

I am 57 years old and was on match.com where a 26 year old gal contacted me saying she liked my looks. I wasnt trolling for juveniles and suspected she was a prostitute looking for easy online hits and her profile included no picture. So I bit, sent her an email asking for her picture and when I got it…

I started SCing regularly in 2000 - a couple of years later I started going commando while wearing khakis which was not very comfortable on the wiener specially when getting lots of LDs. Then one night in a dive in Dallas around 2005 (while I was living there) - I saw a dude wearing sweatpants and thought to myself "the nerve…

I have been going to strip clubs occasionally for a long time since things haven't been so great with my wife. A few years ago I was at a club in the LA area (I was on business travel) and this really hot blonde and I traded numbers. She wanted to have coffee with me the next…

Perhaps my intention of writing this article is a bit of introspection and venting. I wanted to catalog my experience with strip clubs, strippers, transitively drugs and self destructive behavior. I had been to strip club once before in my early twenties, and didn't really get into it. I found it a little weird awkward. When I was in my…

Several members private texted me about a comment I made on one of the discussions stating it would be nice if wrote an article about my experience. I had just graduated from professional school and was working in the midwest. I was making decent money, drove a nice car and had a nice condo. I played in a weekly poker…

I'm an old man now. In my sixties, for a few more month anyway. And have been visiting strip clubs (and other similar places) for way too many years to remember. All kind of different places, on most continents. From the tame, clinical, tedious clubs in France - nothing even remotely memorable from London, shocking (but…

To escape, to forget my troubled married life, my stagnant - frustrating work life and fill the time instead with distraction has been the reason for my club forays for over 20 years. I am more myself and at a level of peace when the stars align for a good venture. I travel a fair amount and the already emotional…

I've been going to strip clubs regularly for about the last 20 years. I've been getting extras in the clubs for probably the last six or seven years. However, until last week, I had never done OTC (Outside the Club). There are several reasons for this, but the primary reason is simply one of timing. I go to clubs…

This is not one of those long drawn out articles. This is definitely not a reflection of your own personal moral standard or what others perceive to be status quo. This is simply a question asking others who may empathize or sympathize on the situation. The question arises to be, is it morally illegal or respectively wrong to have sex…

My boys and I went to Vegas for a long weekend, and seeing as one of our buddies is getting married in a couple of months, we decided to surprise him with a visit to the Spearmint Rhino. After a bit of research and some arguing amongst ourselves about a month before the trip, we decided to buy the $700 bachelor/bottle…

For years, I've loved visiting strip clubs from coast to coast. From New York to California. From Miami to Portland. From Houston to Chicago. From Sin City to Atlanta. From the large and very expensive clubs in New York City to small run down and cheap clubs along I-95 in the Carolinas. (I do, of course,…

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It has been suggested by a couple of my fellow TUSCL buddies that I submit an article on FKK Clubs so here goes. I have only been to three FKK clubs so far, I am planning more visits soon and will report on those in due course. Essentially they are pretty much all the same in the way they operate and the…

Ever stopped and asked yourself this question? "What the fuck is wrong with me?" I find myself asking that same question usually on a daily basis lol I guess it's the challenge that comes with running a strip club that I still find myself ready to take full on. I've encountered, witnessed, and dealt with things that most people couldn't…

First, I know Hotel Cascadas is not actually IN the Club Hong Kong strip club (Tijuana). But it's on top of it, and owned and operated by them. Secondly, there are lots of reviews of Club Hong Kong, and I didn't think TUSCL really needed another review of the club itself. What's not on TUSCL is much information about the…

I have worked in clubs with and without DJs and ultimately there can be many positives to both sides, I personally think a DJ presence is better than none. My club recently changed from a dancer run free computer that allowed dancers to select their own songs for their stage sets. Well as dancers do love to be independent…

A recent [July 20th] discussion topic by jc3 ‘Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, which ones give terrible private dances ?' prompted me to write an article underscoring that IME most TRAVELING ‘porno' girls aren't worth seeing or [trying to feel] live. Recently Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee were at a local…

If you're in a long term relationship and she wants to start dancing but you trust her with the faith of a child, let me tell you, she's no different than mine and will be gone 12 weeks. I believed her, wanted her to get it out of her system, have the full-life experience but after 6 years of being…

I hereby lay my claim to the title of "Pathetic-est Loser of All Time" before the court. My SB (Becky) called a couple of weeks ago and said she was coming to town to visit and take care of some unfinished baby daddy issues. Sans hubby. Sans kids. After my heart started beating again, I far too casually asked her where…

Many people ask about OTC; to me there is no other point; for better or worse (and boy can it get worse). This story is completely true from episode one to the ongoing finales. This was night one. It was 12:30 AM when I entered the club, well Go-Go Bar actually, after passing it many times on the highway suspicious…

"Bullshit. It's *my* dance, he's just going to sit there and watch," she said as she grabbed my hand and dragged both Felicia and me to the back. No sooner was the door shut, but Becky had this girl on the couch and was playing with her boobs, kissing her all over and sliding her panties off. I had…

The following story is 100% true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.... We have just finished a fun day of golf, and me, my best friend Mark, and a newer friend Ned are at a local bar drinking from a cold pitcher of Miller Lite. It has been quite a while since I have been able…

I recently read a couple of articles by dancers about customers they hate. I agree with and understand the point they're making. As someone who likes strip clubs, I also hate customers who: don't tip, demand extras, are there to treat the dancers badly because they have shit lives, stink, are stoned on booze or drugs, or who actually think…

Let's move on with five more strippers we could do without: Types 6-10 Type 6. The professional. No matter what you do for a living, you need to be a professional. You need to have a set of rules you operate by and a code of honor. This goes for dancers. Many clubs, especially nicer ones, have a house "professional." She's…

Let's move on to types 11-15. Type 11: The possessor. She thinks she owns you. You're HER customer. She tries to take all your time and acts hurt if you get attention from another dancer. If she's working, you always feel compelled to get a dance from her. When you do, she won't go away. You're stuck with her until you…

Every guy has his favorite type or types of stripper, whether it's the classic blond goddess with big tits, the petite brunette with beautiful eyes or the awesome Asian with a terrific smile. Most of us like more than one and spend our time visiting different clubs to partake of a full menu of beautiful options. Still, we have our…

The main reason all of us go to clubs is for the women, but I have a few other reasons for liking them. I also enjoy some of the weird going-ons. It gives me a chance to see a side of life I wouldn't otherwise. It's also an opportunity to see some pretty entertaining things, especially if you go…

So I'm not the most experienced SCer in the world. I actually couldn't stand the idea of SCs when I was younger, which is almost a sin as I'm from South Florida. Paying a woman to dance...when I can use some game and get the same type of grind for free in a regular club? Made no sense to 90s me.…

That seemed to be my choice -- continuing to visit strip clubs and proceed to getting more extras, (or just visiting hookers, or cheating) -- or start swinging. My wife and I married in the late 80s. I had only been with seven women before her, and while I was sorry to give up the chance to be with other women,…

So, you wanna buy a strip club? Adult club broker and commercial Realtor Winston Hines talks about the perils of first-time buyers and ill-prepared sellers, and explains the key components for a successful adult nightclub sale. I’ve been a commercial Realtor since ‘92, and sold my first adult club in ‘97. My first buyer, a gentleman by the name of David “Slim”…

To give a little background on me, I am in my mid 30s and have been an avid strip club fan for over 10 years. I may not make many trips to the clubs but when I do I go "all out." If I run into a city on my business travels that has great clubs I will…

Extras are generally frowned upon in the strip club in every known outward presentation; however they are happening in every discreet corner possible. When I happened to mention to another dancer who was sitting at the bar “that customer is a little freaky” she cautioned me not to be so vocal about the “freaky” customers. She responded “that’s how…

Hello everybody. I am an experienced lap dancer, feng shui practitioner, a psychic and author of the book ‘Feng shui for strippers’. I’ve noticed that tuscl.net website is very popular with strip club patrons and wrote a little article to see what people have to say to the whole idea of my method from a customer point of view, however…

Since I first started going to strip clubs approximately 15-20 years ago, I estimate that I’ve had about 12,000 lap dances, with roughly 4,000 dancers, at approximately 65 different clubs around the country. Most of those dances blend together in an indistinguishable morass of hands, breasts, ass, and LDKs. For the most part, its difficult to remember one…

I've been hitting the clubs since the 1980s, and more so as I have gotten older and my financial position has improved. In the mid 1990s, I spent part of almost every evening for 18 months inside a nude strip club in Georgia. Most nights I spent less than $20, counting the $7 cover (that they eventually stopped charging me.)…

Back when I was a little pup, the allure of the chase and what it was to be with a woman was still a mystery. We'd all get the playboys and be enamored with the naked women and try and find someone who had actually had sex with a woman. He'd tell us how it felt but never really saw…

It all began on a weekday afternoon in early July in a Midwestern city. I had started a day of play with lunch and lap dances at a favorite strip club followed by a movie. Then I stopped in at another club, less frequently in my rotation, for its cheap but surprisingly good food, its $10 lap dances…

So I'm out at a usual haunt last night (non-extras, topless) and when I can't get the attention of the two buxom blondes, I go with a backup plan: A cute-faced brunette. Enhanced but not overwhelmingly so. Full C's. Good shape but not a fitness model. Kind of a cuter Rose McGowan. When she…

Reflections of Jennifer Again - Jennifer is dominating my thoughts - like some obsessive rhyme or song that you can't dismiss, even as you are forced to move along with other important head movements. I can’t get her out of my head. Now-- the picture of having seen her once again won't…

A new dancer that just arrived on TUSCL asked for advice before beginning her career. Some of the suggestions she got inspired me to think about this subject: Customers develop favorite dancers because of a combination of reliability, appearance, personality, and entertainment value. Not necessarily in that order. Every customer has a favorite type of dancer in each of those…

I saw a post recently regarding the topic above and it reminded me of an experience years ago that happened at one of my go-to clubs for extras located in the midwest. This place had a small cramped back room for vip or lap dances amongst 6 or 7 cubicles divided by plywood partitions. Many times the lack…

How hard can it be to run a strip club? On the surface, it seems pretty easy. The basic ingredients are a clean, decent bar and a ready supply of hot women with nice personalities and some skills. Build that club, and guys will come. Keep those customers happy, and there will be lots of money to go around, which…

Most of us visit TUSCL, I believe, to get information on club extras. With the exception of clubs outside the U.S., virtually all of these extras have one thing in common--they're illegal. Yet purchasing extras goes on regularly at hundreds of clubs across the county. Every once in a while a club or some dancers (and in rare instances, patrons)…

The story you are about to read is true. The names have been changed because no one is innocent. This is the Biggest Little City,Reno NV. It combined with its sister city Sparks is second only to Sin City in Nevada's population. Reno has great outdoor activities, annual events as well as many casinos, wedding chapels, near by brothels, and…

The end is nigh, Armageddon, It's all over !! For Canadian strip clubbers at least ? For as 6th December rolls in, the controversial Bill C-36, the Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act becomes THE LAW ! So saddle up sportsfans, head out to your favourite club just one last time, before your hobby gets you carted away in the Paddy Wagon and shamed…

There are several different acts of kindness that you can bestow on your favorite stripper this Christmas, but what about the other dancers on the floor? Keep this list in mind when thinking of what to get a Stripper this holiday that will make her feel extra special: For the broke strippers- Do you know a stripper who is always…

Happy Holidays, fellow TUSCL members! It's the perfect time of year to create a wish list and talk about strip clubs past, so I figured I'd combine the two, though in two separate articles. I'll start with another "dead" club history since it helps frame the 2015 wish list. Separation of church, state and club Sometimes being first isn't best (sorry, Ricky…

Now that you know the Nest's story, let's put some of those lessons to work. Note: Many of my list items apply to lower level clubs, but collectively the list might have something for everyone (I hope). Dear Club Owner: Thanks for a good 2014, and I look forward to an even better 2015. But you and I need to talk. See,…

I was sitting at the bar of a nice gentleman's club in the Carolina's when a group of about eight young men walked in with smiles of anticipation and encouraging back slaps. As I watched them pass through the door check, not one of the young men left so much as a dollar with the front desk girl and…

I've read many, many accounts on this forum of wild adventures others have experienced inside and outside clubs. These accounts, while enjoyable to read, were not what I was looking for during my visits. I just wanted to let off steam and have a good night out with beautiful women - or so I always thought and told myself. I…