SlickSpic

Many, many moons ago in a plverse, far, far away, lived a stripper named Princess. Not Princess Leia. Not Princess Buttercup. Not even Princess Di. Just Princess. But she was not some ordinary princess. 

No, Princess was The Princess of The Pole. Admirers from all over the plverse would fly light years away to catch a glimpse of this nimble…

Breasts are magnificent
Breasts are spectacular
Breasts stretch my lips, my grip,
And vernacular

Breasts are amazing
Breasts are stupendous
From sweet, perky A's
To D's quite tremendous

Breasts are a blessing
Breasts are a curse
They're the first thoughts you think
And the last in your hearse

Breasts are a pleasure
Breasts are a pain
I've left with a smile
But also a sprain

Breasts are delightful
Breasts are divine
I find…

It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation happen the other day that was charged full of psychic repercussions. Here's my story.

My supervisor gave me tickets…

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And please don't tell me those two would ever invite Ranukam, GoVikings, and myself to their home unless it was to be executed.

The best advice I ever got from here comes from Shadow. I once asked if something a stripper tells you is actually true, does it still count as stripper shit?

Shadow's reply was-If whatever she…

I seem to notice from many of TUSCL'S posts, that in the South, weed is sold by an inordinate amount of thugs. Now, don't get me wrong, in Cali, plenty of thugs sell weed.…