SlickSpic

No Más con Nicola’s I was in the area the other day, enjoying the food trucks up & down Atlantic & Whittier Blvd. All those tacos made me thirsty for titties & beer so...

It was a lonely Thursday evening when I made the decision to hit up the Lei. It's been about a year since I've shown my sour puss up in my old home away...

As I walked through the entrance of Crazy Horse III, I knew my crew & I were in for a full frontal assault on all our senses. I mean that in the most...

The weekend before Halloween, my party posse and my slick self found ourselves in Las Vegas. None of the boys were hearing my ideas about finding drunk tourists or slot sluts and taking...

Picture it, Honolulu in August and I'm with my girl. It's her first time in Hawaii and she wants to hit up a strip club. Seeing that I haven't been to a...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/if-black-lives-matter-killed-nypd-officers-tea-party-killed-las-vegas-police/ http://abcnews.go.com/US/cops-killed-las-vegas-ambush-dead/story?id=24049878 And please don't tell me those two would ever invite Ranukam, GoVikings, and myself to their home unless it was to be executed....

The best advice I ever got from here comes from Shadow. I once asked if something a stripper tells you is actually true, does it still count as stripper shit? Shadow's reply was-If whatever...

I seem to notice from many of TUSCL'S posts, that in the South, weed is sold by an inordinate amount of thugs. Now, don't get me wrong, in Cali, plenty of thugs sell...

They say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, when life gives you AIDS, do you still make lemonade?...

I have an idea(probably been thought up already by one of y'all). A stripclub strip off championship. It begins with strippers within their respective chain clubs(Deja Vu, Spearmint Rhino, Rick's,etc) competing against...

Many, many moons ago in a plverse, far, far away, lived a stripper named Princess. Not Princess Leia. Not Princess Buttercup. Not even Princess Di. Just Princess. But she was not some ordinary princess.  No, Princess was The Princess of The...

Breasts are magnificent Breasts are spectacular Breasts stretch my lips, my grip, And vernacular Breasts are amazing Breasts are stupendous From sweet, perky A's To D's quite tremendous Breasts are a blessing Breasts are a curse They're the first thoughts you think And the last in your...

It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation...

It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself,...