Latest additions to my Personal Perv Wear collection
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Then one night in a dive in Dallas around 2005 (while I was living there) - I saw a dude wearing sweatpants and thought to myself "the nerve of that guy" but also put in my mind whether I should try it.
I was hesitant to try sweatpants in a SC b/c I thought I would stand out like a sore thumb - I probably did but I never had any negative consequences from it and have enjoyed my LDs more.
My first set of sweats were dark gray and kinda thick but comfortable; roomy; and soft. I then graduated to thinner sweats that were black and had pockets thus almost looking like slacks (specially w/ black casual shoes).
This was all pre-TUSCL - then after becoming a dedicated TUSCL PL and learning more in one TUSCL year than probably my prev 10 years of SCing; I graduated once again to trying out shorts (thin; roomy; soft and silky athletic shorts that go down to just above the knee but have very wide legs so it's easy to take out the artillery).
I mainly wear the shorts when I visit daytime and sometimes at night when it's a really divey club.
I have now added two additional "pants" to my evening SC collection:
1) Tashi Lounge Pants (Tashi is the brand name) - I got them in the pajama/underwear section of a local JC Penny for $20 - as the name implies they are pants for lounging (i.e. hanging around the house) - they are very thin; soft; and very light (60% cotton/40% Polyester) and also have pockets - I would not wear these to hang outside the house but in a dark strip club I have not had any issues and have had some nice high contact LDs in them
2) Extra perv pants - I got these @ Macy's in the underwear section and were a whopping $40 but they had a 20% discount plus 1/2 price on anything else I got (got a matching black t-shirt) - they are Kalvin Klein "pajamas" if they can be called that but they are really like long underwear - they are 92% modal (w/e that is) and 8% Lycra elastane - these things are so thin they are see thru if held up to the light - I get horny just wearing them commando - and they are super light and soft/silky - basically silk underwear in the shape of pajama pants
This kind of attire is def for the advanced PL that has no shame - but hey - I don't mind or complain when the dancers are wearing next to nothing or even walking around the club naked as in some of the Miami dives I visit.
I can see some TUSCLers being hesitant going to this level - I have been every time I've graduated to a new level of pervness - and perhaps they may not be able to get away with it in certain clubs of a certain level of upscalishness - but I've worn them in all kinds of clubs except maybe the most upscale like a Christie's club and Steakhouse kinda place - and never had any problems - it also helps I buy them all in black and wear nice shirts and shoes with them thus making them not stand out as much IMO.
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...And wearing underwear in a strip club has been a No! No! for over 25 yrs .. for me now.
I am looking for comfortable pants. I wear jeans and I can't feel a damn thing! On top of that I'm wearing a condom because I don't want any wet spots from pre-cum. I hardly get aroused so my poor balls take a beating from the grinding. I am left with aching balls and it ain't because of blue balls!
It's time for me to shop for some comfy pants.
I have no doubt that attire like this is good for lap dances, but for me, if I'm getting what I'm there for, my pants are probably *off*, so what they're made of is irrelevant.
I used to live in Dallas and visited BDs quite a bit. I once got turned away for not wearing a collared shirt but all other times I was not wearing a collared shirt I was able to go in (I’m thinking the one time I got turned away was b/c it was a very busy night and I was by myself and they probably didn’t want any more people in the club or at least someone who was by themselves b/c a party of 1 would spend less). I moved from Dallas 4 years ago and maybe BDs now enforces the collared shirt rule more?
Back in my Dallas days; I used to wear my sweats and never had a problem – but like I said; my SC “pants†are all in black and most have pockets and I wear them will casual shoes and a nice shirt – so it’s not obvious at all.
The only ones that tend to notice (my pants) are the dancers when they sit on me – most say something along the lines of “you’re wearing the right pants†but every now and then a SW-type prude will take exception.
I only recently bought these and have worn them maybe 3 times – only time will tell how long they last but they don’t necessarily look like they’ll tare super-easily.
The only downturn to these is that they are very very thin and if one gets a pre-cum wetspot it is very easily felt (if you are commando) by the dancer – but w/ the right dancer – the pants are fun.
BTW – I don’t think all Macy’s carry them – the Macy’s closest to my house did not carry them - I bought them @ a larger Macy’s in a larger Mall further from my house.
Jeans are probably the worst thing you can wear to a SC – they are too thick and rough both for the custy and the dancer rubbing her bare buns on them. If you are not comfortable wearing perv pants; try some thin/smooth dress slacks.
Also avoid wearing a belt – the buckle can also be uncomfortable and get in the way for a grinding dancer.
I have two pair I bought a couple of years ago off a closeout rack. They have elastic expansion vents on the sides (like the old Sans-a-Belt slacks) so I can wear them without a belt. The pleats allow plenty of room for adjustments and manipulation and also hid the fact I am commando in well lit non-SC venues. The microfiber is even thinner than most nylon warmups and the ladies seem to like the very smooth feel. With an untucked square bottomed dress shirt and casual shoes I am dressy enough to go just about anywhere.
Linen pants have been brought up in the comments: and they are nice and lighweight and soft and you look like a chill dude who just wandered in from the resort; but one must bear in mind the fabric is very wrinkly and hard to keep neat, in case that's a consideration.
As a number of people mentioned, light microfiber dress pants are an alternative for more conservative dressers, for hitting the club right out of the office, or for clubs with upscale dress code pretentions. Going back to the more casual but still "at least he's wearing street clothes" look, some brands of lightweight quick-dry "travel pants" aimed at travelling backpackers are extremely thin and light.
Well-worn-soft khakis serve me well (dark colors, please, in case of spills and smears) by being acceptable in every sort of joint I've ever encountered.
In any case you really should at least browse for them in person at a store, to be able to feel the fabric, lest it be a blend that feels smooth to a simple touch but could rub her (or you) with vigorous grinding.
But being a serial LD getter; I’m a bit leery about pants w/ a zipper since I practice the ancient art of commando. I recall I first started going commando w/ soft khakis and had some episodes of severe penis-head rash – ouch (although having a zipper does offer a convenient “entry pointâ€).
a good number of performers like to blow thru the material when they are working your manhood.. and more than one has complained it is harder to blow thru dress slacks than jeans..