Low down on FKK's
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I have only been to three FKK clubs so far, I am planning more visits soon and will report on those in due course.
Essentially they are pretty much all the same in the way they operate and the facilities. You pay your entrance fee of about 70 Euro and in you go. When you pay you get a locker key, dressing robe and a towel. If you need fresh ones you can get as many as you require at no extra cost. The entrance fee covers all use of the facilities, pools, porn 'cinema', sauna, etc and all soft drinks. You can stay as long or as little as you want. In most cases food is included all day and there is buffets and or BBQ's on the go depending on club and weather. You can get a professional massage as well but it's an extra cost, and it is a proper massage as well by a girl that does not provide sex.
Once in the club you make your way to the men's changing rooms. You completely undress and wear either the robe or the towel. During this point you will see girls walking with guys that they have just had a session with to collect their money. I'll go onto costs later. The girls you see will be totally naked and in most cases hot as hell. The first time you experience this it all seems a bit surreal, you are getting undressed and all these guys walking around with girls totally naked.
So, after the experience of getting into your towel/robe you make your way into the club. It's at this point that you jaw may hit the ground and you think to yourself "oh my, fucking hell" or similar. Why? Because there are usually a good few girls waiting for you, again totally naked of course, and all damned hot. Unlike strip clubs girls will not usually pounce on you, they will just let you walk around and wherever you decide to park your arse the girls nearest to you wherever you are will approach you. If you are sitting down expect most of them to entice you by fondling your tackle and being downright dirty with their suggestions about how they are going to suck your dick and ride on it. It's incredibly difficult not to say yes to one girl after the other but you need to remember your budget and how many times you want to shoot your load.
Session costs are 50 Euro for half an hour, this gets you a BBBJ, sex and French kissing. Some girls may try and rush you a bit but they are just trying to go through customers quicker, in most cases though they are happy to give you the half hour. If you want to come in their mouth or fuck their arse it's an extra 50 Euro and 100 Euro respectively. I find this a bit too expensive as it's like 150 extra for both and you can have three normal sessions for that.
One aspect of FKK clubs is the openness for sex to go on just about anywhere and everywhere. Apart from the food areas you can expect to see people fucking all over the place in full view of everyone. If like me you are happy to do this then the girls are happy to oblige. The most common place for this to happen is the kino (cinema), here if you are alone or with a buddy you will have a constant stream of girls visiting you. It's a good place for public fucking. One time I was in the kino I was stood up and a girl's face was so close to me I could have stuck my dick in her mouth, she was getting nailed by a guy in doggy position. There are other places you can go, like wooden cabins or tents that are out in the grounds (in clubs that have them). In Oase they have a place called the Eagles Nest, it's an open four poster at the top of some steps. In front of the bed there is a mirror so when you are fucking your girl doggy you can see her face and the people looking up from the bottom of the steps.
As I said, wherever you go hot girls will be plentiful. When you are talking with them they will do their best to talk you into either going to a room or fucking them in the kino or some place else. In most cases the girl will give you a BBBJ if you ask for it or they manage to get your dick into their mouth. If this happens you are obliged to either go fuck them for half hour minimum.
The above is based on my experience of three German clubs, Paradise in Stuttgart and World and Oase near Frankfurt. I am scheduled to go to two more in Vienna in September called Funpalast and Golden Time. I have heard that in Golden Time the girls are hotter than most German FKK Clubs so I am looking forward to that.
If anyone has any questions please ask, or PM me if you prefer.
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Great description!
1. Are there enough English speaking girls there to choose from? (I know from reading reviews of strip clubs in foreign countries that that's often a problem.)
2. About how many girls might be on duty at one of these clubs?
The things which I found different are (a) that in all the FKK clubs I have visited most of the girls are wearing something similar to what you find in British strip clubs rather than wandering around stark naked (though some do) and (b) that public sex is not quite as common as londonguy suggests (though I have seen it and done it!). Some FKK club websites have an English language page; if you can manage a little German (and/or use Google translate) try www.fkk24.de as well.
Usually 50 girls min. and at peak times well over 100. All at least an eight and many 10's
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A good choice of girls always seems available. Great!
So it's 50 Euro admission ($68.)and 70 Euro ($95.20), minimum, each time you want to fuck a girl?
And just like in a strip club, if a girl approaches you and spends some time with you, you're obligated to spend some money on her. In this case the "approach" will be a BBBJ, and the appropriate response is a (paid) fuck? I like that system !!!
You don't pay the girl for her time unless she starts sucking your dick. Some expect you to duck them if they sound a while feeling your dick and French kissing you though.
I think you mentioned some black girls in your review(s) – how did they look in reference to the other ladies? Where do you think the sistas were from – Africa – Caribbean? Any Latinas and from what countries?
Geez – so these girls walk around all day sucking cocks in order to entice customers – I wonder what the stripperweb girls would think about that LOL
I wonder what goes through the minds of girls who provide this kind of service. It seems like these girls have a lot of clients daily. Must be very taxing. But I guess like anything else, they just use to it.
londonguy, were there any Latina girls?
What are the nationalities of the girls. Are they mostly German or what?
Girls are from all over but mostly EE, plenty of choice for all, latinas, blonde, brunette,spinners , petite, tall etc.
90% of girls aged 20 to 28.All looked great, no evidence any were on drugs.
Seeing these girls walk around naked in high heels is just terrific.
Austria also has FKk.
So not only are the vast majority of the girls in their twenties; which is the prime age when it comes it looks/physical appearance...but there's also variety.
Ah, man. I'm going. That's all there is to it. I'm fucking going.
Damn LG – you should have not been that specific – makes me want to make the trip with jack next year even if I can’t afford it.
It's good value if you have the chance to stay there all day. You pay the admission once, and that lasts until the club closes(usually at 4-5 am). It also gives you access to the buffet, the kino, showers and the pool. A massage costs extra, but if you're looking for action, then a masseuse is not the right target to aim for. These are proper massages given by pros.
The girls are very friendly, extremely straight forward(they'll walk straight up to you and slide a hand into your robe and give it a few tugs). They are never put off by rejection either, at least no one gave me any shit when I politely told them no for whatever reason:)
The price structure is great too. No haggling, no ripoffs. Same price for all the girls(although some will let you negotiate stuff like anal or CIM). If you want two girls, it's twice the price:) Easy as pie:)
A personal recommendation for visiting Artemis. Gonduring the IFA convention. It's in the beginning of September(starts the 5th this year), and they staff up like crazy there! Easily double, or close to triple, the ladies compared to a normal night:)
My norwegian two cents.
S.
Great info thanks.
Ive never been to one of these places and have what is probably a newb kind of question..(sorry everyone)....so, you pay the entry fee, get a safe key and a robe...and then you pretty much go hang out and fuck as little/much as you want...how/where do you pay? Everytime you spend 30 mins with a girl you get up (presumably after an orgasm) and go to your locker and get cash? Do you walk around with cash? Run a tab? (lol- I really hope that the answer! ) Thanks, and again, sorry for the newb question.
Once you have done the deed you go back to where your cash is and give her however much you owe her.
Any other questions, just ask
LG