15 Strippers we could do without (Types 11-15)

#11 I am currently trying to get away from this woman. My ATF had gone MIA for months so she became my #2 but now my ATF has returned. And she is such a bitch. She literally goes up to girls and tells them that I'm "her customer" so that they stay away from me. Worst part is she works like every f***ing day that I can go in. I've even called to see if she was working to avoid her and go in on a shift she wasn't working. Multiple times they have said she's not there but when I arrive TADA look whose there.

The only next step I can think of is to A. Go to another club, but I would like to start seeing my ATF again. or B. Tell the manager to get her to leave me alone, but I don't like confrontation and would like to avoid this at all costs. (and keep the #2 incase of stormy weather)

She has my cellphone number and the other night I went in for just a few minutes and got 2 dances from some random girl and she texted me within 15 minutes angry about me getting dances from another girl then leaving.

I know she just wants the money I'm not stupid. For maybe a few days I contemplated an OTC visit but I know that's not going to happen. Truthfully I am just tired of her she's not really even my type and I have no idea how I let her become #2. (Yea I do it was all the extras)

She's cool as hell. Has an awesome personality and whatever but If I wanted a monogamous relationship that I wanted out of and still had to pay for I'd get a girlfriend.

Holy shit, voracity! I've never heard of a possessor that bad. She's making a part of your life that should be happy absolutely awful. If your ATF is going to stay at that club, you're probably just going to have to tell this girl to back off. If she won't, tell the club. In the end, it's all about your money anyhow. Let this crazy find someone else.

Carlos, this was a great set of articles! Very accurate and descriptive thanks.

Thanks, rick20051967! I'm planning to write more.

I got a mild version of the possessor (Type 11) right now at my favorite club. The frustrating thing is, every time I go to her club, she's not only always there, she's onto me in 5 minutes or less. She apparently has no life outside the club (I'm told she works Sundays, not that I have a chance to go there on Sunday, nor would I want to knowing she would be there then) and is on the short list of worst dancers ever, mostly because she has precisely 4 moves. But she has one of the better bodies there, which is the really frustrating thing. One time, she made the mistake of being onstage when I showed up, so one of the other dancers beat her to me and it was pissing her off to no end and it was visible the whole time. Life would be easier for her if she were a fugly. OTOH, she just might have to get a real job.

Some types you list I immediately recognize, others not so much. I had a type 12 and 13 last week. Was tempted by the 12 cause I was really horny but stayed away for the reasons you mention.

How about next a list of the stripper types that we could do with more of. There are as many good strippers as there are bad ones, and sometimes I think we are too much like the pink site by focusing so much on the negatives of the people we deal with in strip clubs.

Just noticed that all the clubs you have reviewed are in Ohio. Try traveling out-of-state to someplace with better clubs. Maybe you could see more of the positives of dancers that way. Just a thought.

johnSmith69,

I'm actually working on an article on strippers we want to see more of! I didn't write the article to bash dancers. It was more about entertainment and the dancers guys have to navigate around to meet the strippers they really like.

Thanks for the comments.

As a dancer, I have to say this list is hilarious and on point!

Every single dancer you don't like can be eliminated with the consistent application of no money and, with varying degrees of politeness dependent upon the nature of the offense, a firm "no thanks."

You don't have to avoid the club, avoid the other girls, or anything else that inconveniences you.

Add the "Lifetime Movie-of-the-week" ailment/pity party. I work with this one who manages to have a new affliction every week. She's had breast cancer (which one customer sarcastically remarked "Don't you actually need tits to get that? It's called BREAST cancer, not 'nipple-and-rib' cancer")brain tumor, various allergic reactions to alleged odors. She even showed up to work in a surgical mask a la the late Michael Jackson. A coworker asked if she was positive for H1N1. She banks the shit out of unsuspecting customers.

Thanks, tempest666! That's a new one on me. I need to get to work on another list.

I like this article. The possessor is the worst, even for other dancers. I had a customer come up to me And ask me for a VIP. Behind a curtain, she hears his voice and rips open the curtain and begins yelling at him while I'm dancing, and while we are agreeing to go to the CR . She somehow guilts him Into CR with her. Crazy woman.

Type 12: The cum dumpster.

I have to again take exception here. She wouldn't be engaging in sex acts with guys, if they guys were not asking her to. While hygiene considerations should be applied at all times, I take offense at the attempt to set up this type cast and then use it to morally impugn. You can't say you want to be having sex with strippers, and then be impugning those who oblige. This is just that old double standard which denigrates sexual activity in women while at the same time praising it in men.

If you can't accept a woman who has sex with multiple partners, then just abstain. I can tell you though from personal experience, the women who are strictly monogamous are not much fun.

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san_joes_guy, you're getting me all wrong here. If I didn't want to be around women who were "sharing" themselves in some ways with a lot of guys, i wouldn't be in strip clubs. That just doesn't make any sense. I'm talking about dancers who have worn themselves to the bone doing every guy in town, usually to support a habit. These girls are a problem because they've typically reached a point where they don't care and aren't concerned if they're infected with something that they're passing on to others. That's what I'm talking about. I'm not making a moral judgment as much as one about having common sense about dealing with someone with serious problems. Jeesch!