Articles - August, 2014

"Bullshit. It's *my* dance, he's just going to sit there and watch," she said as she grabbed my hand and dragged both Felicia and me to the back. No sooner was the door shut, but Becky had this girl on the couch and was playing with her boobs, kissing her all over and sliding her panties off. I had…

The following story is 100% true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.... We have just finished a fun day of golf, and me, my best friend Mark, and a newer friend Ned are at a local bar drinking from a cold pitcher of Miller Lite. It has been quite a while since I have been able…

I recently read a couple of articles by dancers about customers they hate. I agree with and understand the point they're making. As someone who likes strip clubs, I also hate customers who: don't tip, demand extras, are there to treat the dancers badly because they have shit lives, stink, are stoned on booze or drugs, or who actually think…

Let's move on with five more strippers we could do without: Types 6-10 Type 6. The professional. No matter what you do for a living, you need to be a professional. You need to have a set of rules you operate by and a code of honor. This goes for dancers. Many clubs, especially nicer ones, have a house "professional." She's…

Let's move on to types 11-15. Type 11: The possessor. She thinks she owns you. You're HER customer. She tries to take all your time and acts hurt if you get attention from another dancer. If she's working, you always feel compelled to get a dance from her. When you do, she won't go away. You're stuck with her until you…

Every guy has his favorite type or types of stripper, whether it's the classic blond goddess with big tits, the petite brunette with beautiful eyes or the awesome Asian with a terrific smile. Most of us like more than one and spend our time visiting different clubs to partake of a full menu of beautiful options. Still, we have our…