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carlos_spiceyweiner

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Every guy has his favorite type or types of stripper, whether it's the classic blond goddess with big tits, the petite brunette with beautiful eyes or the awesome Asian with a terrific smile. Most of us like more than one and spend our time visiting different clubs to partake of a full menu of beautiful options.
Still, we have our favorites. Here's my list of 10 strippers I love - women I have wonderful memories of and hope to see again. And again. And again.

10. The happy pro. She's probably the girl who made you love strip clubs. She's hot, has a pretty face and is always happy to see you. She remembers you from your first visit and always stops by to see you and ask how you're doing. She never shares her personal drama or tries to drain your wallet. She encourages the other girls to dance for you and is never jealous. Outside the club, she's probably as insane as most females. But inside, she creates the fantasy of the sexy, accessible woman. OTC probably isn't available, but who cares. She's the one woman you know who will always makes you relaxed and happy. Tip her well.

9. The young rebel. She works at the club, not just for the money, but to make a point. She's showing the folks she'll live her life her own damn way. She equates stripping with freedom and sexual liberation. She's also pretty damn cool and thinks you are too. She doesn't do full service, but she will get your number and ask to go to breakfast sometime. She's also mature beyond her years and interesting to listen to. If you play your cards right, OTC might be available. Maybe she's looking to fund her her backpacking across Europe adventure. She's willing to work out an arrangement with you to help pay for it. Do not let this opportunity pass by.

8. The hot college girl. She's the stripper who actually is going to school. She started working at the club after finding waitressing and that job at the bookstore wouldn't cover her bills. She likes dancing because of the money and because she's so damn horny. Stripping, she discovers, makes her even hornier. Her bottoms are soaked after giving you a lapdance. She might be shy about full service, because she doesn't want to lose her job, but OTC is possible. After all, she has a future to pay for.

7. The outsider. She's the alternative chick - the hippie, the punk or the goth girl. In a regular bar you wouldn't giver her a second look. The green hair, tats and piercings just aren't your thing. But by all means, give her a try at the club. You might find she's more sensual than you'd ever imagine. She's a true fantasy girl. She's also into her own thing, so extras may not be available. She likes the money, but she's not going to be like all the other girls. Still, she does an amazing dance. My favories experience was with a goth chick at a nude club. She grinded on me for four songs. When it was over and I was searching through my pockets for money, she slid on her back and began masturbating and moaning until she got herself off. That part of the show was free.

6. The bad girl. Ok, in some ways all strippers are bad girls - but in a good way that doesn't make them bad people. This girl loves the action. She loves being touched. Working in a club is the most natural thing in the world to her. Being naked or flashing is what she does. But don't call her a whore! She's having fun and want you to do the same. The interesting thing is that full service and OTC may not be available. That doesn't matter. Enjoy what this girl does offer.

5. The amazing amateur. This girl is like type 6, only she's more about the money. It's a job, and she comes up to speed right away because she plans to make every dollar she can before moving on. Most new dancers are a bit shy, and it takes them a while to be comfortable with the physical contact. Not this girl. She grinds harder and is more physical than the veteran dancers. Enjoy her while you can because odds are she has other ambitions and will retire her stilettos much earlier than you'd expect.

4. The fiery angel. At first glance, you aren't drawn to her and don't expect much. She's a waif with a little ass and small tits. In fact, she gets lost when she's in a group with the other dancers. Your first instincts are to pass on this girl, but please give her a chance. You might find she uses every inch of that hot little body. This girl knows she's light as a feather, so she'll rub all over you. She's also a sweetheart. She doesn't do full service at the club. That just isn't her thing, and with that tiny body she'll bruise easily. But she is open to OTC once she gets to know you.

3. The chameleon. You know that club you go to just to relax - the nice, no touch bar where you like to kick back and chill with the knowledge that you're not going to get much mileage? You love this club because sometimes you just want to see some titties and drink and not drop a couple of hundred in a VIP. You may not notice at first, but there is one hottie in this place who offers a lot more than advertized. She has a talent for knowing where and when to dance for you so that no one notices she's pushing her nips in your mouth and doing a great grind. She knows where the cameras and bouncers are and exactly what she can do without being noticed. For you, this situation is hands off, but she's got other plans. Full service, obviously, isn't available. But she might go for OTC if she knows you'll keep it quiet. Shhhhhh.

2. The uninhibited foreign chick. She's the reason guys love hot foreign chicks. Where she's from, the man dominates, and people don't freak out about sex. In my experience, this girl is from south of the border or the Philippines. Guys who serve overseas call them LBFMs - little brown fucking machines. This is the girl you do a VIP with, and she's starts undoing your pants whether or not you've brought up the subject of extras. She works hard at that grind and wants you to be satisfied. She's also kind of sweet. She understand what you're there for, and wants you to be happy. The only problem here is the money. You'll want to visit her every day. Take advantage of her now because one customer eventually will marry her.

1. The flowering MILF. This is the lady who married some jerk or loser early in life. Turns out, he can't or won't make a living, so she needs to dance to keep the rent paid. She's hot and attractive, not necessarily gorgeous, but that's not important here. She's making a living, and she's a damn nice person. She does a great grind and always leaves a smile on your face. She won't be open to extras or OTC at first - until she decides that you're a nice guy and she can trust you. But that's cool. The day she does is one you won't soon forget. Treasure this girl.