DoctorQuality

C9 by Champion Lightweight Training Pants. This is a Target house brand. In typical club lighting, these will pass for black dress trousers. They are 100% black. There is no external branding other than a small embroidered C9 logo on one side, also in black, basically unnoticeable, even in daylight. Elastic waistband with internal draw-string cord, two vertically gusseted side pockets, no zipper (of course) and the center seam is so small it is barely there. 100% washable poly. The poly material is so thin and light, when you hold it up to the light and stretch it, it's translucent. The correct color to purchase is "ebony" which is actually black. The version labeled as "black" comes with side-strips of gray. Ebony comes with side strips of matching black. The side strips can be seen to be a very fine mesh when held up to light. However, when wearing these pants, even in daylight, the side strip material is indistinguishable from the main material and the side seams are barely noticeable. Again, in club lighting, they will look just like dress black trousers sans zipper and belt. The Target SKU and hang tag item number is 041-06-0400. The hang tag simply describes the product as "Active Performance." It comes in S, M, L, XL in both 30" and 32" inseams. Everyday $16.99, but only $13.59 during a current sale. At this price, you can just trash a pair if irreparably soiled. Of course, these pants are not in any way junk-supportive … and they do of course provide ready access. bit.ly/1wI7t4y Happy Motoring!

C9 by Champion Lightweight Training Pants. This is a Target house brand. In typical club lighting, these will pass for black dress trousers. They are 100% black. There is no external branding other than a small embroidered C9 logo on one side, also in black, basically unnoticeable, even in daylight. Elastic waistband with internal draw-string cord, two vertically gusseted side pockets, no zipper (of course) and the center seam is so small it is barely there. 100% washable poly. The poly material is so thin and light, when you hold it up to the light and stretch it, it's translucent. The correct color to purchase is "ebony" which is actually black. The version labeled as "black" comes with side-strips of gray. Ebony comes with side strips of matching black. The side strips can be seen to be a very fine mesh when held up to light. However, when wearing these pants, even in daylight, the side strip material is indistinguishable from the main material and the side seams are barely noticeable. Again, in club lighting, they will look just like dress black trousers sans zipper and belt. The Target SKU and hang tag item number is 041-06-0400. The hang tag simply describes the product as "Active Performance." It comes in S, M, L, XL in both 30" and 32" inseams. Everyday $16.99, but only $13.59 during a current sale. At this price, you can just trash a pair if irreparably soiled. Of course, these pants are not in any way junk-supportive … and they do of course provide ready access. http://bit.ly/1wI7t4y Happy Motoring!

Never take "the tour." That's just BS to get you into the VIP area, throw you down into a couch, and start hard-selling.

-*-*- "It's really hard to shoo the ugly or persistent girls away, but you get a lot of practice." -*-*- I've had a lifetime of practice in politely deflecting the barrage of advances that a solo guy endures in a club of this size. Here's some approaches that generally work fast for me: "You're gorgeous - but I told my bros I would wait until they get here to spend on company. Thanks for stopping by though." "You're very hot - but I am only here to entertain a business client when he gets here. Thanks for stopping by though." "You're beautiful - but I got dances and I am tapped out. Thanks for stopping by though." "Really, you are utterly gorgeous. But your time is your money and I don't want to steal it from you." If they become really really obnoxious and persistent, ignoring all the stronger & stronger hints I really enjoy going with: "Well I DO have a fantasy you could help me with. It's that you forget about trying to get my money, we go over to that hot couple, you and I seduce them, take them back to my hotel room - and we fuck the shit out of them. Game?"

I've noticed an influx of Hispanic woman in a lot of clubs around town over the last year or so. Especially Cubans.